what is the toughest beef jerky i can buy? i like it when i can gnaw/chew on it for hours and hours without running out. keeps me from eating too much.
>>21568386I've got some meat you can gnaw on, big boi. Some cockmeat
>>21568394that might hurt though
>>21568394
>>21568386If you're in the US, go to Walmart and buy that bridgford brand beef jerkey. that shit is hard as fuck.
>>21568479Oh, and leave the bag open all day for it to get extra stale/hard.
>>21568394chew on that thang
>>21568386i think any beef jerky will turn hard if you microwave it
>>21568386See if you can buy biltong sticks anywhere.
>>21568479I like how they proudly feature the imperial oz count on the front of the package even though they have to give it a decimal because the factory is obviously tooled to the metric standard
https://smcjerky.com/product/original-beef-jerky/Exactly what you’re looking for. It’s made like 15m from me. Look for California dry. That’s the jerky you can keep in your pocket for like a month.
I make my ownIts pretty hard
>>21568655The US is like the UK in that we use imperial and metric. In the UK, metric is dominant, and in the US, imperial is dominant. Canada too.
>>21568386Just make it. Shits easy. As simple as soak in salt water and dry out. Make em extra thick and don't add sugar for a tough chew. There was a place near San Luis Obispo that would sell really expensive turkey turkey that was like a wood plank you'd have to chew/suck on forever to start to eat. Like it's hardtack jerky.
>>21568386no mans land is the driest and best tasting beef jerky i have ever had. you can get it on amazon the 1lb bag is pretty reasonable price. it has no sugar in it so it's not like the usual meat candy stuff like jack links or >>21568479. each bite you have to rip off like a dinosaur and chew for like 5 minutes because it's so fucking dry, i love it
>>21568900Those are pretty good, can get them in stores around here. If I had to order online I would get pic related, their vacuum-sealed jerky is significantly better than the bagged stuff.
>>21569144Forgot to include the jerky...
>>21568900This stuff is awesome, it's overall my favorite jerky
>>21568386Are you mewing with jerky? If I eat a big bag over the course of a day my jaw muscles are really sore the next day>>21568487>leave the bag open all day for it to get extra stale/hard.This, open to the air jerky gets hard
>>21568386Just buy pig ears for dogs, you mongoloid
>>21568386Kroger brand might as well be palstic
Try checking out your nearest farm co-op/store to see if there's any sold there, but the best way is to make it your own if you can. I had a guy who made some of the nicest turkey jerky I've ever been blessed to try; long, twisted, rock-hard strips that are so hard you could cut yourself on them, but that sort of "meat chip" or "meat hard candy" texture and taste was divine.
>>21568386today i bought a bag of normal sized bag of teriyaki beef jerky and a small bottle pepsi for 12 smackaroos. it was so good. very tender and tasty. its sad that in today's fallen world that kind of thing costs 12 neoshekels, but thats just the way the cookie crumbles i guess
>>21568386>>21569491Buy some pizzle sticks from petsmart or tractor supply.
>>21568411for (you)
in the very early aughts, this hospital gift store had bags of this extremely dry beef jerkey. i'll probably never find it again
>>21569177no i just really like chewing on it because its like a snack that never ends
Make Biltong.
