/ck/ - Guys, I found this mutant Dorito in my bag of Dori - Food & Cooking

Anonymous

08/30/25(Sat)07:47:04 No.21568706

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Guys, I found this mutant Dorito in my bag of Doritos.
It's about the size of a McDonald's chicken mcnugget.
What do I do with it?

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)07:55:01 No.21568712

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)07:55:01 No.21568712

dixie ass plate scrum chubber

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)07:58:54 No.21568716

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)07:58:54 No.21568716

>>21568706
Retard.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)08:23:09 No.21568733

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)08:23:09 No.21568733

>>21568706
B
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T
E

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)08:25:51 No.21568736

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)08:25:51 No.21568736

>>21568706
Induce vomitting
Contact poison control

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)08:46:46 No.21568757

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)08:46:46 No.21568757

cram

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)10:13:55 No.21568842

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)10:13:55 No.21568842

>>21568706
Isn’t that a chunk of pure Dorito ® seasoning?

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)10:25:50 No.21568860

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)10:25:50 No.21568860

>>21568716
???

>>21568842
No idea; it's a bit heavy for its size tho
It's like a Dorito meteorite
I'm kind of afraid to cut it open and see a dead mouse

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)10:57:14 No.21568920

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)10:57:14 No.21568920

>>21568706
I'd grind that up in my blender and put it in a spice jar.

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)17:37:06 No.21569494

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)17:37:06 No.21569494

>>21568706
Place in poop chute

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)17:38:05 No.21569497

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)17:38:05 No.21569497

>>21568860
I'd complain to the number or website on the bag and get a couple free bags of doritos

Anonymous
08/30/25(Sat)18:05:09 No.21569539

Anonymous 08/30/25(Sat)18:05:09 No.21569539

>>21568706
eat it but be prepared for what follows

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)14:09:31 No.21571072

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)14:09:31 No.21571072

>>21568860
>afraid to cut it open
DO IT. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

Also:
>>21569497

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)14:12:54 No.21571081

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)14:12:54 No.21571081

>>21568706
probably the tip of a finger

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)16:19:19 No.21571290

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)16:19:19 No.21571290

>>21569494
/thread

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)16:22:06 No.21571295

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)16:22:06 No.21571295

>>21568706
thats a mouse my man

Anonymous
08/31/25(Sun)16:27:05 No.21571302

Anonymous 08/31/25(Sun)16:27:05 No.21571302

>>21568757
this, think about it logically