Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.superior hand grinder editionIf you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLzIf you're old and confused take care of those hands.Previous thread:>>21557808
is a modded gaggia classic enough?
>>21568848For 1-2 people yeah probably. If you're making 6 milk drinks back to back to back every morning you should be looking at something with a bigger boiler(s). Don't know about the new brass ones but the old alu boilers were like 85ml.
>>21568844PISSOUTMYASS
strawberry
Last day for the launch discount on the new wug 80a. Does 78mm DRM(Versalab,Titus) and 80mm flats. Pic has 83a on the left.
>37.5g of local roaster blend poured over with 600ml of 97°C water from Fellow gooseneckGood morning fellow addicts. I would also like to take this opportunity to mention that I will never upgrade my Hario hand grinder to something that's not an absolute pain in the ass to use, because I already have buyer's remorse about dropping +$200 on my kettle. I'd like to think it builds muscle, that's how I cope.
PISS OUTMY PENIS
I tried Hoffman's Aeropress recipe. Didn't really find the cup very flavourful.
>>21568935hoffman is tea-coded
>>21568923More booba should be posted in this general I think
>>21568935do you have a flow control cap/prismo?i like michael fabian's cup for a quick and easy fixhttps://aeromatic.app/recipes/michael-fabian-prismo-aeropress-recipe
>>21568970No, it was my first Aeropress brew. I'm going to try it as it is before buying accessories.
>>21568974try this then, you don't need a fcc/prismo but its a pain in the asshttps://coffeeadastra.com/2021/09/07/reaching-fuller-flavor-profiles-with-the-aeropress/
>>21568904do they sell those funnel covers separately?ive just been using a piece of card cut to fit for the last 9 months but its getting annoying and its tacky, but i cant find(/dont know how to search for it) a place to buy a cover(preferably magnetic) that fits the hg1pweber also makes them but doesnt sell them, need to buy a whole grinder just to get onealso a slow feeder for it...craig get off your fucking ass you lazy fuck and make some more productschrist, last release was a revision in 22"coming soon" my ass.
>>21568963>>21568923both of you get the fuck off my boardg'on git!
>>21568963based
>>21568970Fabian is the one who pushed me over on getting Ditting LS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xi6dZbdWNQ>>21568985He might. Send him an email. Mailed me an extra set since the first one was slightly too tight and would spin. That gets replaced with aluminum if you buy the side chute.>piece of card cutCut a piece of thin silicone mat. Craft cutting mat,cutting board or whatever. I've seen people do it for kinu. Should be able to just lift the flap up and jam your dosing tray in. That my83 grinder in the OP uses the mxcool aries burr btw. The 12 core from Artefetto.
>>21568963Viddy well brother, viddy well.>>21568988Is there a problem? I am simply a humble coffee enthusiast.
Sipping some Wush Wush.
>>21569009>coffee enthusiastwe say afficionado around here
>>21569013Serious business.
>>21569017sexooooooooooo
>>21569024>getting tricked by (((milkers))) in 2025anon...
>>21569026Nose looks mostly normal. She could be greek or italian.
>>21569011ANON PUT THE CUP DOWN BEFORE YOU SPILL IT!
>>21569028>trusting a front on photowe talked about this
>>21569026>trickedwe get it you're a huge fag lord
>>21569029I won't drpo it
>>21569032takes one to know one
>>21569026Sure is /pol/ in here
>>21569039it's what i'm saying, you're a yuuuuuuge faggot, like really really big fag lord you suck massive dick penises
>>21569048pls no bully
this thread is deadfucking goonersjerkoffbeforeposting
>>21569052Nothing's stopping you from posting about coffee, anon.
>>21569052>jerk>off>before>postingCan't goon before I've had my coffee.
>>21569041jooba
>>21569057>goon when i wake up>make coffee>goon again>drink coffee>final goon>start posting
>>21569050boooooooooba
Roasting them beans.
>>21569122Based home roaster
>>21569131
Espresso martini boys?
this one is REALLY fucking good.
>>21569189
>>21569151popping like popcorn
>>21568980Wow, that is involved. I'll try the inverted recipe in the sticky first.
AMA
>>21568935Try letting the coffee sit longer; Hoffmann prioritizes speed in his recipes. A Prismo helps, too.
>>21569151ok THIS goon material is allowed.
>>21568897is that a real cup of coffee
>>21568897chat is this real?
>>21568963No thanks porn addict
>>21569017>>21569189She got pregnant and got extra extra big boobas xDDDDDD
>>21568897PISSOUTMYCAT
>>21569011
Modded gaggia classic pro or turin legato v2?
>>21569983yesno
is there a decent non-chinesium ceramic grinder i can get for for 50 bux or so
>>21570425noget a steel burr made in china and thank me later
>>21570425no
>>21570261maybe, I don't know.
aight, i think i might be too retarded to descale my machinecan i just.... y'know.... not?the water tastes fine, almost the same as the hot water from my tap, and i use that in my kettle for the last year and it has no scale build up in it.back flushing seems much simpler, can i just do that instead?any aus anons have any water testing kits or whatever they recommend?i think the water in my area is labeled as "soft" but i know it can depend on your own buildings pipes and stuff so maybe i should just do some testing to be sure.oh and im just putting it through a generic water filter before putting it in the tankbut the machine did live in the sydney area before it got to me so, i guess thats the more important detail.:)
>>21570425>non-chinesiumyes>ceramichuh>50buxlol, lmao even
Second Aeropress brew today. I tried the inverted recipe from the sticky. It was difficult to hit the pour masses precisely and I could only fit about 240 g of water in, compared to the 275 g called for. I steeped for an additional minute, as the linked YouTube video suggested. The press took a little longer than 30 s and the total brew time came to about 4.5 min. This time I could taste something, but still quite mild compared to my Moka brews. I can see why the smoothness is popular though.
Don't forget to buy a $5000 grinder to make SOUP: Slop, or underextracted piss.
>>21570654>the water tastes fine, almost the same as the hot water from my tap
>>21570891
>>21570903my tap water>any water you have drunk in your lifesorry cunt, its that simple.
>>21570918lol
>>21570918your pineal gland is finer than my espresso.
>>21569587u/LanceHedrick, 15 seconds after the OP"Hey Lance, big fan! What video are you gonna do next?"
>>21570918This, except it's actually true for me because it comes from a local mountain spring and I already tested it for heavy metals. You pay big bucks for companies to bottle that in microplastics generators, I pipe it to my faucet. I'd be worried about scaling if I wasn't a leverGOD though.
>>21570935i use my pineal gland for soup
i drank the pumpkin spice latte
>>21570962Did you enjoy it though?
>>21569052It's dead because coffee is not a hobby - it's just a drink and there's no need to pretend otherwise.
Anyone have tips on buying green decaf beans, or recommendations for suppliers in Canada? I was buying from green coffee co but they don't have any decaf the last few times I've checked.
am i the only one that does long blooms (2:00)?
>>21570972yeah
>>21571018Yeah
>>21571025Yeah.
>>21570830Yeah.
>>21570678are you stirring the goff? you might find you can fit a bit more water in after a good few stirs>>21570993coffee is a drink but roasting and brewing coffee is a hobbyat least, it is the way i do it (:>>21571018uhh roguewave>>21571025nah i regularly do thatsometimes longerime plenty of lighter coffees benefit from it
>>21571141>brewing coffee is a hobbywtf stop being pitiful and get better hobbies like sailinglife is too short to be a loser
>>21571142i dont want to saili want to roast and brew coffee
>>21571148>not sailing to get island coffee and ocean roast itsad desu senpai
>>21571151i have to admit your proposal intrigues me
>>21571142>get better hobbies like sailing>boat>bring out another thousandI'd rather just buy a coffee farm and take trips once or twice a year to micromanage the latinx workers
>>21571142I spent a few years as a tennis/sailing instructor at a jewish summer camp in upstate ny.
Any tips or tricks for the OXO Rapid Brewer?
>>21571247Yeah.
>>21571247Step 1: Put hot water in it.Step 2: Put chicken bouillon in it.Step 3: ???Step 4: Soup.
>>21571259
>>21571247yes, don't buy it
>>21571247Throw it in the trash where it belongs.
i want to FUCK your coffee.
>>21571141Yeah I stirred after each pour.
>>21571438ive just now looked at the sticky for the first time in a while to check the recipe you used. curious that it recommends three pours including a bloom for the aeropress, as a full-immersion brew isnt going to benefit significantly from multiple pours or preinfusion, but perhaps its intended to allow you to fit the entire dose of water, considering you had difficulty with that.if you prefer the body you get from you moka, id recommend a metal filter for your AP. you can get some really rich brews with one.
Made a tasty turbo in my OXO
Fuck off Lance.
>using plastic brewerscouldn't be me
>using tap waterNot on your life.
>have taps>dont use them
>>21571838why not
>>21571352maybe one day i'll be stupid enough to cum in my coffee and see how that tastesmaybe the tiny amount of saltiness'll helpprobably it'll just clump up. not mix in, and not affect the taste anyway
pour over fags actually have brain rot(no, having a freezer full of self roasted or greens doesnt count because thats not rampant and mindless consumerism)i have never seen mental illness manifest itself like this in spro schizos
>>21571969>probably it'll just clump up. not mix infrom what ive seen it doesbut ive only seen it happen in drip coffeeperhaps it would be more similar to a syrupy espresso and incorporate betteron a side note, do you think you could foam milk buy putting it inside a flesh light and then using it?
>>21571981Lot of 50g bags on the left side there.
>>21571994i've made my cum foam by trying to jerk off with it as lubewould not recommend
>>21571994From what I remember about jerking off in the bath as a child it's temperature dependent. Hot water and it strings together and clumps up but when the bath is too to be enjoyable cold it doesn't so much. So maybe semen is tech for cold brew.
>>21572166sounds like mixing the cum into a bit of cold milk and putting that in the coffee might work
>>21572177>>21572166can you make cum cubes to use for making iced coffee?
Am I doing it right?
>>21571141Roguewave doesn't sell green beans retard.
I have like 8 ways to make coffee but for some reason I default to the French press. I should really dust off my espresso machine.
>>21572235>doesn't know roguewave sells green beans>calls anon retardSad and genuine retard many such cases.
>Aeropress, day 3>The Real SprometheusA little bit astringent, but there was some flavour here. I'll give it another go with a coarser grind tomorrow.
>>21572234reduce flow rate for your bloom
>makes your coffee bitterwhat the fuck do I do wrong?Some fucker recommended me Lidl beans (bellarom bio cafe crema arabica 3 / 5) and those too taste like shit
this carbonic maceration is fucking me up honestly
>>21572360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDLoIvb0w4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-PeYeiqPLUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C7azYybhErequired homework before posting about moka.>Some fucker recommended me Lidl beans lol
>>21572360I like a lot of lidl's stuff but their coffee is shit
>>21572188Yeah.
>>21572423ok :)
>>21572435I like to mix single origins with blends if you catch my drift.
>wife made the coffee this morning>didn't bloom
>>21572454you should teach her better
>>21572267>anon doesn't know what green beans areRogue wave is a roaster and they don't sell unroasted beans. They also have a shitty selection for decaf like most roasters
>>21572454>letting a woman make your goffeeyou deserve only bad things.
>>21572454did she foolishly tell you bloom phase was optional???
back on that strawberry
>>21572454>>21572535Bloomed for 1:40 today. Coffee is great.
i borrowed some extremely roasted italian beans from my parents just made espresso and i don't think i've ever tasted something so bitter in my entire life
>>21572594LOL
>>21572594>he doesnt like 'pressofag
>>21572594Hi Lance
Honestly I think the fines produced by plastic shedding really adds to the flavor of espresso.
>>21572628That's what makes the EG-1 the best grinder. The plastic zip tie shedding adds much-needed vibrance.
>>21571981Do they live in Alaska? I think they only buy stuff every few months there.
>>21572594Drinking Italian roasts if you’re used to specialty, which is 100% arabica, gives you a “cultural” shock when you try robusta rich dark roasts. Besides the over roasted oily trash, which is done by supermarket tier roasters for the great distribution and almost everything associated with “Neapolitan coffee” (except Saka!), moka pot naturally over extracts coffee because that’s how it works (it’s up to you to dial in with your grinder) but when you brew a pre ground dark roast which has the same size as a generic pre ground medium roast, it will taste over extracted simply because the darker the beans, the easier will be the extraction (more so when you don’t have control over water temperature).If a coffee has burnt and oily beans it’s unsalvageable though
Any pitfalls to the cheaper no-name temperature-controlled kettles on Amazon? How hard can it be to make a kettle, right?
>>21572699>specialty, which is 100% arabicaIlly confirmed for specialty coffee mamma mia mario balotelli ferarri!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop drinking that brown shit and switch to green tea preferably Matcha. Way healthier and a way more nice feeling then coffee.
>>21572753too lazy to whisk sencha or whateverit's oolong for me when I want tea
>>21572713He didn't say arabica was 100% specialty.
>>21572776Ah, scusi. Bappa-da boop-dee?
>>21572709>Any pitfallscadmium
>>21572753MEME TEA vs 5000 year old drink
Sippin on that apollon's gold. Super clean washed peruvian.>>21572753I've got a few cans of wild overgrown samidori. Guy inherited a plot from his neighbor and let it grow wild for years, then found a buyer and blends it with his own premium yabukita to round it out. Might pop one later. The can I've got open now is a single lot blend. 4 farmers, 1 plot, same yabukita, grown in their own styles, blended on site.
>mfw I overhear normalfags talk about which supermarket medium-dark or dark roast tastes best and is the least oily
>>21573249>normalfagskiddo 4chan was created twenty-two (22) years ago.this is NOT your seekrit klub anymore and has been normalfag central since quite some time.get a grip.
>>21573283wtf are you talking about, retard?i'm referring irl normalfags like co-workers, not this mongolian basket weaving forum
>>21573288settle down kid.
>>21573300>get called out for being a retard>deflect
>>21573303simmer down kiddiewink.
>>21573288>has coworkers>thinks he isn't the normalfagLolLmao
>>21573317How do NEETs afford coffee beans and the latest flat burr grinder though?
https://youtu.be/2AB9zPfXqQQ?feature=shared&t=8
>>21573331>kiddo doesn't know about the plastics?grim
>>21573346I thought the kids were all about husslin' for venmo or cash app money
>>21573283>>21573317in this context you can infer that by "normalfag" he means "people not into coffee autism"don't be a retard
>>21572612>Is incapable of enjoying anything darker than green beans>Spends a fortune on espresso equipment>Keeps trying to reinvent the drink to poorly replicate what a V60 can do for penniesWhy does he want to be seen an espresso guy so much if he clearly fucking hates it? I know that it's easier to grow an espresso channel than a pourover channel but come on, at his size he could film himself shitting on a portafilter and people would still comment like he's the second coming of Hoff.
