Henlo from Ireland /ck/. Today I’m making a traditional Irish Cottage Pie with Leeks and Mushrooms.
>>21569920>irelandToo much ass.
I’m using 100% local ingredients. The leeks are from Leinster and the mushrooms are from Wales.
>>21569926You want ass, why don't you hit Hollywood Boulevard? You want an adrenaline rush, it'll be two large
I’ll cook the mushrooms and leeks first then do the lamb mince, onions and garlic.
>>21569920Whats your take on calling a pie made with beef a "shepherds pie"
>>21569941I’ll fuckin kill ya
>>21569926ancientfag
Get some Lea and Perrins in your leeks.
Just need to chop up a little more onion and some garlic, make up some stock and see what herbs I have.
It’s my choice.
I have Mahjong, Time and Origami.
>>21569920Henlo? Is that Irish for HELLO?
>>21569970lol, that's CUTE how you changed the names!!!! Very cute and I just LOVE your thread and your personality. Origami!!!! LOLOLOL instead of Oregano!!!!!! Clever and cute!!!! Just like yOU!!
Flavourcsteir
>>21569973Settle down cunt.
It wouldn’t be a Cottage Pie without Lamb.
Time to start making the gravy
oh yeah, wustashurr sauce goes in shepherd's pie
>>21570007Fuck yeah
>>21570011show us a close up of your slippers
Secret ingredient
>>21570011They’re actually slides
Mama Ma
Off the stove and onto the cutting pork. Have a young sit and chill then we’ll get onto the sour cream and spring onion mashed potatoes for the top.
>>21570011>I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small, it's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties, where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out "hey look at me! I'm Mr. so and so dick." "I've got such and such for a penis." I never saw it fail to get a laugh.
>>21570035It’s like it’s his cock. WorCOCKster Sauce haha
>>21570038Lmfao.
The cottage is fragrant with the smell of pie.
Onto the top.
>>21570018Molasses?
>>21570070PO-TAY-TOESBoil ‘em, mash ‘em, put ‘em on a pie
>>21570073>Be American>Can’t even enjoy a cookalong without adding sugar to the recipeDisgusting pig.
>>21570093Glucose is your life blood. Without it you shall perish.
>>21570094Here’s your secret ingredient bro.
>>21570093OP is from Ireland though.
>>21569920that looks like quality meat, I know because I've seen a lot of meat in my time.
>>21570104Yes, but the Dickburger who thought the secret ingredient was Molasses is American. Pay attention next time.
>>21570102>100% recycled plasticmmm phthalates
>>21570116Mmm schizophrenia
>>21570018>promiteCHOICE TINNY HOUSE PIE CUZZ
>>21570127Promite is assshit.
Potatoes are almost ready.
>>21570134I know promite when I see it cunt.
Forgot to mash them before adding the spring onion
>>21570104he's from Australia>>21569970fuck up you goof cunt "AUS GROWN TOMATOES"
>>21570139>Ausfailians can't get decent quality milk for potato mashLaugh at them lads, have a big laugh.
>>21570119Mmmmm…. You’re disingenuous
>Ausfailians can't get decent quality milksay another word about our milk and I'll glass and a half ya cunt.
Luck ‘O the Irish
>>21570156drawing your own four leaf is definitely Irish.
>>21570159It’s the 4chan logo.
>>21570169what is 4chan
>>21570178It’s a Laotian fishnet trading forum.
>>21570169it sure is Timmy
>>21570146Oi swear oi see the Mudder Mary down there in that pan, have ye heard she was spotted in a bowl of milk last Sunday
>>21570192what would the virgin mother be doing in a bowl of milk?
>>21570192Mary is a tart, wouldn’t be surprised.
Ribbed for our pleasure. Oven is preheating.
>>21570199Didn't ye hear, she was just seen down there by the ol river now, she was
>3h in>food is not readygrim
>>21570239It’s in the oven bro and it only just rolled over to 18:00.
>>21570239The irish do everything slowly, it's why they're generally such a chill and relaxed people but it's also why the british analraped them so hard
>>21570251>the british analraped them so hardclearly not in the best dressed awards
>>21570253the battlefield is a cat walk, dat some straight dope, sister
>>21569929whales is local to ireland? are you northern irish?
>>21570264Wales m8. Whales live in the O’Shin.
Time to get the fookin jug on for me tea
And now we feast
>>21570292Is that Lochie?
>>21570292>spoonheathen
>>21570295It’s a spork, lassie.
>>21570298you aint stabbing shit, faggot. It's a spoon.
>>21570299S P O R KPORK
>>21570292nice sporkfood looks great
>>21570312
>>21570292nice spoonfood looks slightly better than edible
>>21570253Looks like a tranny mate
>>21570323in 1980's Ireland?
>>21570320This is a knife >>21569944This is a spoon >>21570315This is a spork >>21570292
>>21570327Sure, Oscar Wilde was crosdressing in like 1875
>>21570331was he running around shooting his SLR?
>>21570330
>>21570338There is no spork
>>21570292That spork is something else
>>21569973Why are you being such a nigger to someone posting an actual cook-a-long for once.I hope the government loses all your identifying documentation except anything relating to criminal records and/or debts you owe. I hope the rest of your life is bureaucratic hell.
>>21570358It’s a salad tosser thing.
>>21570330Ah oisee yewv played knoifey spooney before!
>>21570399it takes two to toss a salad
>>21570363>I hope the government loses all your identifying documentation except anything relating to criminal records and/or debts you owe. I hope the rest of your life is bureaucratic hell.sounds like some hardcore jew curse shit right there
>>21570439Looks like we have a threesome on our hands.
>>21570449Kek, this lady was the best part of The Nanny when the sound was on.
>>21570472How jewish are you?
>>215704900%
>>21570449Jew? No, that's just the English (controlled by the jews)https://dublincastle.ie/the-destruction-of-the-public-record-office-1922-a-view-from-dublin-castle/
I bought a grass fed Angus steak. I guess it’s Scottish.
>>21570283>burntKek
>>21572064Oh no, not a heckin bit of colour!
