for me it's a fuckin reuben
>>21573529well you're a non-Jew tastelet so it makes perfect fucking sense
>>21573529Katz's is the most overrated, hollywood tourist hyped place on the island of Manhattan. >>21573530Reuben's are delicious. Katz's is just overrated.
>>21573532looks good to me goebbels
>>21573529me too bro, i love reubens. unfortunately the local place near me serves them without thousand island dressing or russian dressing or even mustard. a huge let down.
erm i'll have the reuben
>>21573532oy gay
>>21573588i say this
JUST SLOW BAKE A CORNED BEEF BRISKET FLAT OR POINT, TOP WITH THE SEASONING PACKET, BROIL, THROW SWISS, SAURKRAUT AND RUSSIAN DRESSING ON TOP, BAKE FOR ANOTHER 10 MINUTES, DUMP ON PLATE AND EAT LIKE A STEAK. Fuck bread.
>>21573647fpbp
>>21573676what language do you speak where 8 starts with an f
>>21573529beef doesn't belong on sandwiches unless it's a ribeye philly cheese. that's just my opinion.
>>21573688worst take
>>21573529Fuck yeah.Give me a Tuna melt in one hand and a Reuben in the other and I'll be a happy camper.
>>21573685I am God.
>>21573802...awful
>>21573647i dont eat reubens at home this is just something i get when im on a date with mom
>>21573588this is me>>21573826>date with momi also get this when i go on a date with your mom
>>21573529That's from Katz? Looks like they're skimping on the meat, but I haven't eaten there in over 20 years.
why is corned beef so expensive now?
>>21575751What do you think "fpbp" means?
>>21575747seems like the perfect portion to me problem is it's 30 dollars
>>21573588>filenamechecked and correct
I like the idea of reubens more than actual reubensKind of like boomers and pinot noir
>>21577064>boomers and pinot noirEggsplain this sounds like my mom
>>21577071so there was this movie sideways that was a comedy about alcoholics or something. the main character had a throwaway line about how he never drank merlot (in those days, merlot was highly regarded, specifically varietal wine merlot from california). his favorite grape was the pinot noir. it was supposed to be ironic but like how incels today think patrick bateman is a role model, boomers thought the bald bitter divorced man was someone to emulate so they all acted like they loved pinot noir and hated merlotthe market responded by shitting out lots of inky black "pinot noir" with 20g/L residual sugar (because in those days, dark purple wines were considered superior), and to this day there are boomers who will insist that they love pinot noir and then you check their recycle bin and it's full of meiomi empties, if you served them a pinot noir made in a more typical fashion (with 100% pinot noir instead of 20% petit sirah as is allowed in california), they would not like it at allso that's me with reubens, I love old timey NYC deli stuff but when you get right down to it, this particular NYC deli thing just isn't my cup of tea
this place in portland claims to have the best reubens. people you meet will tell you how top notch the reubens are. they were good, but like, i dont actually know of any other really good reubens ive ever had to compare with.
>>21577104Interesting ty anon
>>21577156Goose Hollow?
>>21573529>reubenlooks good, feels goodhttps://youtu.be/DKI4IymAuxI?si=L6HvBzrsO30yAjfR
>>21573533Goebbels? Wtf are you talking about. I'm from NYC. I have been there. I have eaten their pastrami, their reubens, their salads. Have you ever eaten there, señor flyover? They are overrated. The line is 90% tourists who've been told by movies and internet personalities "You just have to try Katz's." I didn't say it was bad, it isn't. It's just not what the hype says it is, and it certainly isn't worth the prices they're askin'. Especially these days.
>>21578569Shut up, goebbels.
>>21573588Is that cheese? Weren't kikes supposed to eat meat and cheese separately?
>>21575747What do you think?
>>21578586Right. So you haven't eaten there, little flyover faggot. You just fell for hype, like the retarded, easily led npc faggot you are. Faggot.
>>21578603shut up, goering
>>21578603Shut up, Rosenberg
>>21578619>>21578627Yawn. Little flyover nobodybirds chirping.
>>21573532You think that because they gave you a bad sandwich. You should have tipped more for the good stuff.
>>21578589Kosher delis will wrap two halves separately so that it is technically kosher.
>Yawn. Little flyover nobodybirds chirping.
>>21573532Nope, Katz's rules. I've a mind to go down there for a turkey reuben today. Mmm.
