>*italian throws leftover ingredients on pizza to bring home for dinner*>"its a da pizza capricciosa of thousands of italiano tradition and has to be arranged specifically this way because it was always arranged this way and can only be found at my tourist trap pizzeria"
>>21573782looks tasty
>causes a meltie
>>21573782this is a pizza romana and it is the standard for most European pizzerias American pizza is napolitana or siciliana as a rule, and therefore contains less ingredients
>>21573782>Italianyou mean mexican
>>21573786Actual homosexual detected
>>21573813Are Britbongs really this uneducated?
>>21573782Not italian, but I'd eat that. I'd prefer a little more color, like maybe from some bell peppers. The flavor combo looks perfectly fine, honestly
>>21574180>Are Britbongs really this uneducated?M-m-must mention the BritishI just can't sleep without thinking about them.
>>21574222They destroyed Europe (twice) and are at it yet againThey do such things as put beans on toast or the mushy peas thing, lets not speak of "fish pies", beer dunken warm and the other creepy stuff that is clearly meant to mimick human food but just makes the hairs stand upright as a creeping sense of wrongness overcomes one. In conclusion, I am dethly afraid living next to these things that are clearly escaped from some hell dimension and only masquerading as humans.I have not slept once since I became aware of their existence.
>>21573782Thousands of italiano tradition? That's meaningless. You suck, OP. That pizza looks better than anything you ever cooked.
>>21573813Less or fewer ingredients?
>>21574321Take your meds and stop acting so butt-hurt.
>>21573782>thousands of italiano tradition and has to be arranged specifically this way because it was always arranged this wayReal Italians don't say that, foodie hipsters and people who want to drive you to their stupid restaurant say that
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>>21574321Interesting spacing.
>>21573782Underdone >>21573791We put pineapple on pizza. We make pineapple sauce /for/ pizza. Pineapple is not verboten.>>21573813>t. Anglo larping as Italian>>21574321I like beans on toast and mushy peas. Stargazy pie and fisherman's pie are both fantastic and you'd only think they're bad because they're British. Fisherman's pie, especially, if made with smoked haddock? Total tits. Why is it called a pie, though? Stargazy, sure. That's a pie. But fisherman's/cottage/shepherd's pie is just a casserole.
>>21573782The tomato has been known to Italians for less than a thousand years.
>>21573782Too much flour and not enough time in the oven.
>>21573782I don't even think these imaginary Italians exist. I've spent some time in Europe and never heard anybody say this shit. All the Italian cooks I watch are happy to modify recipes all the time.On the other hand I see dozens of posts a day about how Italians are annoying or comment sections full of "OH NO THE ITALIANS ARE GOING TO COME SHUT US DOWN." Nobody on earth cares that you are breaking your spaghetti in half, man.
>>21574893>Nobody on earth cares that you are breaking your spaghetti in half, man.I kinda care that they're stupid. It's sorta like the feeling you get when you see a dog trying to go through a glass door and he runs into it.
>>21573782>CapricciosaIt's just a 4 stagioni with the ingredients scattered instead of neatly organized into quarters. Sometimes servzd with an egg on top. How's your OCD going pall?
