They're hinging the whole company's future on these.
Seafood outside of fish is fucking disgusting. Crabs and lobsters are only good for making stock.
>>21573999checked and also the dumbest take I've seen on /ck/ in ages.
if they have a nice spicy lemon sauce they'll recover
>>21573998park in garage eating messy food in carwhy?
>>21573998Why would you eat something so messy like that in your car?
>>21574042>>21574043>why?>>>/pol/you'll find your answers there
>>21573998>cianpronounced sean? shawn?
The lobster looks big and delicious, but it seems difficult to share it among many people. It would be fun to have it all to yourself like this black guy.
>>21574070They get them for free.
I went to red lobster for the first time in 10 years (so i guess the marketting worked) and they were pretty busy, so much that the service kinda suffered. Had to flag someone down for refills and they said they ran out of crab crackers for my crab legs so I just kind of mangled them with a spoon and knife. probably wont go back
>>21574101you shouldn't need a pinchy-pinch for snow crab, i haven't been to red lobster in a while but i'd be sure to bring my own tiny fork
>>21574042>>21574043it's a hire car and now hes a notorious internet person
>>21573998The fact that this comes in a big plastic bag and this asshole just starts stuffing himself in his car on camera makes me irrationally angry.
>>21574110>makes me irrationally angry.talking about your problem is the first step to recovery.
>>21573998This is a set up, right? They don't just hand you a plastic bag of various seafood still in their shells, still dripping and expect you to tear into them with your hands like an animal?
>>21574127 >The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted.― D.H. Lawrence
>>21574127I got a cajun place that opened up here in Sydney and that's EXACTLY how they serve it.Its awesome, honestly.
>>21574127square bag, margarine, various seasoning powders, the frozen shellfish is dropped into the bag, the wok sauce is poured on top. dine-in, they spin the opening of the bag around and tie it off, the heat of the food keeps the bag inflated for presentation. to-go orders they tie it much further down
>>21573998>go to "restaurant" with tables and a waiter>recieve your food in an actual see through fucking plastic bag>pay actualy money for it>this is normalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVTfAzJA3rgI will never understand americans, because I don't want to. Its like gazing into the abyss too depe, so you avert your eyes before it sucks you in.
>>21574127Do euros seriously have the staff shell their seafood for them like my mom did for me before the age of 5? El em ay oh
>>21574116For me the first step to recovery would be a bullet to my own head
>>21574175>NooOooOooo you can't eat food your waiter brought you if it's in the wrong container!Euros are such drama spergs it's unreal
>>21573998They do not give you lobster tails that big.
>>21574197aww don't be like that, fella. You're alright, aye
>>21574175what happens if you go in the abyss?
>>21573998They're just copying already popular seafood boil restaurants so it should work if they market and price it right.
>>21574204>yeeees coporate daddy I'll take my food in a literal garbage bag if it increases your profits>>21574228I'll probably be on my way to become american sized. In the end, I would understand to just shovel in any slop as long as its avilable and has enough calories to further bloat my bulk. Something like a Nurgle cultist, only with High Fructose Corn Syrup
>>21574245if you're referencing "Nurgle cultists" it's likely you already have at least 3 chins.
>>21574204>eats mashed up liquid slop out of a bag like a barnyard animal
>>21574250You're on a animal forum my guy.
>>21574254>eats his daughter served up as kebab meat with a cum glaze insteadlol more like gyropeans amirite.
>>21574256yeh don't care, I'm bored and sick of masturbating.
>>21574263>immediately begins thinking of semen
>>21574228>what happens if you go in the abyss?paper plates and microwaved eggs
>>21574263Regular reminder that never happened and the entire case was thrown out specifically because the cop made that up.
>>21574271Yeah ok Al-len Britahni.
>>21574268>paper plates and microwaved eggsI think I went there once or twice.
>>21574277It's true, sorry that facts don't care about your feelings.
>>21574271Welcome to the internet where the gullible are seldom shunned.
>>21573998>Goes to India because of meme webms of terrible sanitation>Records the terrible sanitation himself>Eats the food anyway
>>21574277Haha, she's fuming. Look at her seething!
>>21574309those plates look like angels
or the Toyota symbol
I haven't been to red lobster since they got rid of the four way shrimp meal for two. It was a choice of 4 shrimp entrees, 1 side, 6 biscuits and 2 cans of soda for like $20. I always got 4 orders of the linguine since it was the best item on the menu and reheated nicely.
>>21573998lol, that's the LAST meal I would eat inside of a vehicle. What the actual fuck? And why is it a vertical video? Cars are wide. Hardly any of life is set up to be captured vertically. Do these people not know how to tilt their silly cellphones?
>>21574110I don't think it's irrational. I hate him too. I hate all social media culture and the idea that people will trust that man's opinion.
>>21574204I'm an American and I wouldn't order food that came in a plastic bag either. There's absolutely no reason to serve it that way and everyone should be calling them on such a declasse move.
>>21574042Modern day marketing tactic Normal wagies and loners eat food in their cars on lunch breaks or just because they want to eat outside of their house but not near people.When content creators do it, they do it so it seems relatable, that they're just like you and you can enjoy it in the exact same manner they do and it's not out of reach for youNevermind the fact they're all rich, they just seem working classIt's the same reason why majority of youtubers and everyone else hold their microphones in their hand and talk into it rather than using a stand/clip/or hidden boom mic, it makes them seem down to earth and rough/unprofessional making them seem approachable and relatable
>>21573998>They're hinging the whole company's future on these.It's a crap shoot and they'll lose. Not because the bags are bad or good, but because of the business model. Functionally this is a restaurant pivoting into a grocery store (or more specifically a meal-box) model. It won't work for them.>Grocery is low-margin, high volume>RL boil bags either are high margin, low volume or low margin low volume>HMLV competes with their core restaurant model>LMLV will just straight up burn cash, since they only can build a few SKUs on shellfish and cornEither they lean into a LMHV model and turn the boil bags into a grocery SKU and just enjoy a 20% markup for packaging it and using their supply chain, or they accept that this has been a bad business call from the start.
>>21574329Apps like tiktok and Snapchat only allow vertical videos. That's how you know that any vertical video is filmed by a retarded tiktoker
>>21573999wasted trips on a retard post
/n/ here. why do americans film themselves eating in cars? am I the only one who finds it incredibly depressing?
>>21574658As an American i don't understand it either. The only times I ate in my car was when I was a depressed alcoholic in the army and the drive home was too long so I ate fast food in my car and had a beer. It was depressing as fuck.
>>21574658People are trained to film themselves doing anything these days and american infrastructure is designed around having and driving cars to most places. Don't know why this needed explaining, it seems obvious.
>>21574658because its a gay social media trend and everybody wants to get the big hits and the algorithm might even prefer copies of popular videos.
>>21573998>messy as fuck >weird mukbang stylethis is some kind of gay fetish isnt it
>>21573999Checked, and you're right. I'm sure this doesn't need to be said, but the people disagreeing with you clearly belong to certain racial and socioeconomic groups, if you get what I mean.
You're not american unless you eat soup from plastic bags while inside your moving automobile.
>>21574764Finally someone brave enough to say it. I hate slandoids so much it's unreal. Hurr durr hún sagði að ég væri að fara í göngutúr á Mýrdalsjökli speak a normal language you fucking freaks no one wants to hear that crap
>>21573998Is this mother fucker really ealky eating a boil bag meal in his car???
I'm about to hit the Lobz', lads. Should I get a boil bag?
>>21574775Why is Greece not on here? Their cuisine is considerably seafood.
>>21574831Strange that they include Iceland but not Norway, Denmark, Sweden and Finland who are famous for eating a ton of fish as well. Almost like this graph is a total fake.
>>21574841It looks like they cherrypicked their selections, since Afghanistan certainly wouldn't be on a top-16 chart like that.
>>21573998I'm glad Red Nogster has finally dropped all pretenses and just presents itself as the hood hangout that it is
>>21574850>small island in the atlantic eat a lot of fish>landlocked country in central asia doesn't eat a lot of fishYou learn something new every day i guess
>>21573998I don't get why they give you such a huge cup of dipping (butter?) if you aren't able to use it all, do you like drink it afterwards? Why do they give you too much??
>>21575770They just love their cholesterol and salt so they'll soak up all of it
>>21574775US eats more fish per capita than UK? I find that hard to believe.
>>21575865Seafood is pretty huge all over the coasts. Gulf coast, east coast, west coast. I lived in PNW and we ate a ton of fish when I was there.
>>21575865I'm a bong and fish is simply ridiculously expensive compared to beef or chicken, or pork.I can buy ground beef, whole chickens, pork chops, for almost nothing but a fresh fish will not be as shelf stable and it will cost twice as much per gram.
>>21575906What level of delusion do you shitskins operate on?
>>21575928why is everyone on /ck/ so racist?>>21575770>if you cant use it all do you drink itholy fucking shit are you a time traveler from the great depression? are you literally cleaning you plate with every meal LOL
>>21576220No I am just not a fucking retard who enables mindless food waste.
zesty ass nigga
>>21576226ohhh, I get it, youre fat af arent you?it is objectively retarded to consume food you dont want or need. eating the whole plate saves exactly 0 kids from starving fyi
>>21576231>it is objectively retarded to consume food you dont want or needIt's more retarded to serve portions to customers that are objectively too large to be consumed and will be thrown out
>>21575865It's not in percentages of their whole diet, it's in WEIGHT, get what I mean?
>>21576237no it isnt, we live in fucking 2025 you niggeranywhere a red lobster exists is a post scarcity society. it equally doesnt make sense that you can buy crabs and lobsters in the middle of a large land-locked continent
>>21576242you will eat equal tonnage of the food you throw away in human waste in hell, parasite
>>21576242>land-locked continent
>>21576242>post scarcity societydoesn't exist, only in your retarded little brainwe have finite resources on this planet, you should be killed if you knowingly waste resources, you are effectively a virus
>>21574383Do Americans really?
>>21576242my conscience is clear, your gluttony will be the death of you
>>21576248Just admit you want to win your stupid argument you dramatic faggot, because a few wasted barrel of leftover butter won't be the lynchpin to your dystopian vision compared to what you and everyone waste on a daily basis without even realizing it.
>>21576242>Red Lobster Hospitality, LLC is an American casual dining restaurant chain headquartered in Orlando, Florida. The company has operations across most of the United States (including Puerto Rico), and Canada, as well as in Ecuador, Japan, Mexico, and Thailand.Yeah, when discussing post scarcity societies, my first thoughts go right to Mexico and Ecuador.
>>21576262people like you have a whole lot to say and it's my curse that I even bother to listen
>>21576271Fucking Good
>>21574127>This is a set up, right?No, it's real and apparently is like $100.
>>21575883You live on a damn island, how can fish be expensive?
>>21576330shorter shelf life
>>21576330
>>21573998I’m not eating at red lobster >>21573999why can’t poors into oysters?
>>21576264The places where they're fat and lazy?
>>21574210>They don't give you lobster tails that big.He's likely a big name influencer. But I don't know for sure, because I don't do tiktok.But big name influencers usually eat for free and they make a point of giving them a bounty of the best food they have. It's often not indicative of what they'd sell to their average customer.I bet he got the biggest lobster they had available and a larger-than-usual amount of the meatiest crab legs they have.Influencers are usually free (or very cheap) advertising. They wouldn't want to squander that opportunity, particularly with Red Lobster being on the ropes like it is.
>>21574175That's what seafood boil bags are, it's the standard way of serving. Order something else if you don't want a bag
>>21573998This nigga zesty af
>>21576654>no, NO! been handed a plastic bag of boiled crabs and lobster and other shit, still dripping from the pot is normal!!! Stop being wierd!!!
>>21576558The reason was it being off topic not racism though
>>21576658Order something else then, you hysterical foid
If I'm paying for food at a restaurant, I sure don't want to sit there and break everything apart myself. I'll just do it at home at that point.
>>21574138i like to imagine that was a 6 hour flight and 30 minutes before landing that lady started ripping biblical farts
>>21574850it says on the bottom of the graph its based on per-capita seafood supply, not actual consumption (or waste). but yeah afghanistan being on there is wierd
>>21576558the real reason is your /pol/ schizoposting. probably in a thread that had nothing to do with you were rambling on about
>>21576736*you’reESL retard.
>>21576740eat shit and die alone in your flyover shitholewhite people eat tons of seafood. ever been to Washington or Florida? seafood restaurants out the ass, and the patrons are mostly white of course, you view the world through you're computer screen and are afraid of you're shadow because its dark. stay in you're containment board
>>21576740You're ESL
>>21576736yeah what could seafood possibly have to do with seafood, on a food and cooking board! 100% off topic shitzoposting
>>21576741>eat shitProbably tastes better than your ‘seafood’ slop, McHuman.
>>21573998>that utterly soulless expressionProbably not a lot going on upstairs in this racially handicapped specimen.
>>21576782sorry you have the palette of a child timmywhite women love slurping down oysters
>>21576829*palateESL retard.
>>21576829>palette
>>21576242I usually don't like when people say this because it's sort of generic and usually hyperbolic but this post really is the dumbest shit I've seen on this board in like, years
>>21573998I HATE Niggers, but I would fuck that pretty boy in the butt
>>21576829Stop posting on 4chan and load the truck Juan
>>21573998I can tell from the amount of seasoning they probably suck
>>21574138Blacks are not American culture
>>21573999I would agree this is like eating insects. Fish is the only seafood that should be consumed by humans
>>21573999>>21576990I'm going to get banned for this but are you jewish by any chance? I knew a kid growing up who hated shellfish and seabugs and it turned out it was religious indoctrination
>>21576993Not that anon but I became convinced by the 'eat the bugs' proponents who point out that eating shellfish is identical to eating insects that I had to stop eating crab, lobster, shrimp, clams, all of it. I cranked up my veal and lamb consumption to compensate.
>>21576942>he doesn't know
>>21576993>if you don't like eating bland ocean bugs you must be religiously indoctrinated
>>21574175>AI thumbnail with piss filter to boot
>>21576558you can't be reminding whites that they are being genocided. very not kosher
>>21573998God, I hate this guy. Watching people eat is already a painful experience in the first place, much less when they're compelled to lean into the camera and show off each bite in the grossest way possible.
>>21576558Or because you were completely wrong and retarded, deserved.
wish i could put half this thread in a red lobster boil bag
>>21577865There's nothing wrong with boil bags if youre at a crab shack sort of slop restaraunt, like a dive bar, good but extremely messy and trashy. Red lobster isnt Michelin star but it should at least be a slightly more elevated dining experience than that. I can only imagine the smells in that place now
>>21576657GAY!
>>21577846His soulless empty expression seals the deal for me.
>>21577867vore
>>21577865Announcing your own reports as you just did is a rule violation, FYI
>>21577869red lobster is elevated? is this a joke? a slop shop by the highway has more dignity
>>21573998I can't tell if this mystery meat is asian or black. wtf
>>21578025Could also pass for Hispanic or even possibly Indian. This is the everyman of the future. Tyrone Flores-Changberg.
>>21574127Looks like it.
>>21577011Damn, you got psyopped real hard alright
>>21574175You're right. It is super fucking weird. I'm American and I'll never understand my countrymen being A-okay with slurping down these micro plastic fucking buffets.
>>21578236those things arent your countrymen, the same people literally pee and poo into a bottle and put a balloon over it, let it ferment and then huff it like its their last breath (jenkem)
>>21574157>the heat of the food boils the bag
>>21573998Why the fuck would you eat that inside a car??Why not just find a table somewhere?
who watches this shit? watching someone eat is fucking nasty
>>21578267It's content. Now WATCH IT, you fucking peasant. Sit down on your break in your shitty retail job and fucking watch it. Now hit that subscribe button, leave a like, comment, and share! Engage. Consume. Don't think. Scroll. Next video. Next video. Next FUCKING VIDEO.
How can black people afford this? It's $50 for 1 (one) lobster tail, 24 shrimp, 2 (two) crab legs, some corn and potatoes.
>>21578938Why do you think they're poor?
>>21578061You're just faceblind, he's obviously black
>>21577981Slightly more elevated than a crab shanty, yes, even waffle house is more fine dining than boil bags.
>>21577321Seared bite
>nyarrr what's his ethnicity? Grrr I know his income!
