You can talk about all the Americanized Chinese food you want--we know this is what you're ordering, in the end. It's General Tso's or bust.
singapore mei funeven the most podunk chinese places make thisthey may call it singapore noodles or whatever but they all have it and it's always good
>General Tso'sI used to like these but last time I got it at Panda Express there was one piece that was just a big, stringy ball of cartilage with no chicken inside it at all. It was like chewing on a dried up wad of gum.That was three years ago and I haven't wanted any since.
>>21575196look man, I celebrate Americanized Chinese food for what it is, and that's Americanized Chinese food. It's actually made for Americans, by the chinese. It's ironically as American as Apple Pie, or maybe more so. The chinese come to our country to start a restaurant to catering to the american palate. They're pretty much examples of the American dream. Every single chinese restaurant owner that I know of is doing very well off financially because of how much Americans love little bits of fried chicken with tangy spicy sauce.
>>21575196 disappointing when they don’t have corn/pea/carrot in the rice but I would still eat this on any given day
>>21575196For me, it's Kung Pao chicken so I can pretend I'm eating healthy
>>21575328okay, but we're done talking about that nowso what did you think of my post earlier?
general tsos is the last thing I'd ever order. it's probably the worst dish out of the 800 on the menu.for me it's roast pork and mushrooms.
>>21575196
>>21575196>we know this is what you're orderingyou don't know shit fuckface, never even tried it but it looks like it would leave a dirty grease slick in your mouth.
>>21575431you don't fucking talk to me like that
>>21575434how bout I kick you in the fucking teeth?
>>21575196Americanized food is always the best version.Chinese. Pizza. Mexican. All of it."Traditional" just means poor. Fuck off with that shit.
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>>21575457You wouldn't want to fuck your pedicure up, sugar tits
>>21575196General Tso's chicken is one of the best food Americans ever invented.
>>21575471you will be deep throating my foot while I'm whistling dixy, boy.
>>21575196Yeah, I do like general tso's.So many retards get hung up on authenticity, but at the end of the day, the purpose of food is that it's good.Italians are especially bad about it, because it's a cultural pride thing and they don't have anything else, but honestly, Italian American food is just obviously fucking better. They've been working on for decades. Actual Italians are still eating peasant garbage that hasn't meaningfully evolved in like a hundred years.Ditto for the Chinese, except for the Chinese I don't even like them. At least I like Italians and want to respect them. Fuck the Chinese, Chinese American food is just better. We've improved upon it.
>>21575490>WeAsians of all sorts just adjusted their slop for picky pansies and somehow struck gold, you did nothing
ginger beef simply cannot be bested, only paired with sweet and sour chicken balls for top tier chinese.
>>21575244it do be like that
>>21575457how bout I give you a nice big fuck
>>21575520I'm saving myself for my bitch, but a cuddle would be nice and maybe I could lick your face a little
>>21575580that's a cute bitchwhat do you think of this big bitch?
>>21575597He looks like a toad with fur
For some reason my local Chinese place can’t seem to figure out general Tsos chicken, you’re guaranteed to have at least a couple “wtf am I chewing on here” moments even though all their other basic plates are pretty good
>>21575678hey, at least he ain't a frog with hair
>>21575196Tso if I can't get Mu Shu
>>21575244They don't sell general tso's at panda express.
>>21575512Isn't Indian food more popular than Chinese food now in Canada?
>>21575196In my vicinity it's called General Gau's but yeah shit is delishes.https://youtu.be/Dn7GkeS3lhI?si=LQMZlpMS8Xa9Ng9g
>>21576355They just call it something else
>>21575196Well, or chop suey when I feel like something a little "healthier". But otherwise yes.
>>21575196default takeout/delivery order:general tso or pork fried rice. if tso, then a side of fried rice. eggroll. 4-6 crab rangoon depending on restaurant. can of pepsi. soy sauce at home, packets are garbage.
>>21575457This zesty lil buck is feisty
>>21575196It's gonna be the sweet n sour pork and the chicken lo mein(spicy), bud.
>>21576381I see you utter many obscenities in your vicinity, anon.
>>21575196for me its a fried rice n chow mein with spicy honey chicken and beef and broccolli
I've not had Tso's in at least a decade unless you count general Tso's chicken wings. For me, it's roast pork with mushrooms, spicy. For wife, it's tofu and shrimp in black bean sauce, three jades shrimp or seafood delight, all with chili oil. For kiddo it's Singapore mei fun with chili oil.General Tso's is a crapshoot. The pieces are often goopy and soft >>21575232Right? My kid is all about it. >>21575347Fuckin' a. I've never known anyone else to order it! Spicy or no?
>>21576429No they don't, they don't have any equivalent. Orange chicken has a completely different flavor profile.
>>21576951Not really. Sesame chicken, orange chicken, General Tso's, it's all just deep-fried sugar-slop.
>>21576954They don't even have panda in your third world shithole so I don't really get this larp since you clearly haven't tasted any of it.
>>21576873The place I order from makes it spicy even if you don't ask for spicy, which I enjoy.
>>21575347>porkThe 11th is coming up.
>>21575478Dixie you slack jawed yankee faget. Dont make me come ober there and fuck your dad.
>>21577013?
>>21577078National holiday for jews, they have to be on their best behavior and actually follow their rules on pork.
>>21577105No, you fucking retard.
>>21575196me and my mom order the same shit for years. jalapeno chicken and shrimp with fried rice. we were so cheap the other day we made that asian man give us one dinner plate of it and one empty plate so we could share it. it's so much fucking food too, i don't know how one person can eat all that shit in one sitting alone. i'm sure some places will tell you not to share, or it may be frowned upon. the total price there was $10.99 lol. you guys need to order smarter and find out how to decrease the price.
>>21575196For me, it's beef chow fun
>>21575347You trust that pork?
>>21577050you can come over whenever you like, sweetpea. I'll feed you to my dogs I will.
>>21578832Nta but I think you're way more likely to get a gnarly piece of breaded chicken than anything weird with a chunk of pork
>>21578832Trust? Absolutely not. But I knowingly accept the risk of bodily harm the moment I place an order.
>>21575196This was true when I was a teenager but then I started getting "garlic sauce" dishes and never looked back.I would still get General Tso chicken at my local buffet, but it's always soggy and bland there. Their black pepper chicken is way better.
Curry chicken was always my go-to, but it's oddly missing from a lot of places. Never understood why.
>>21575196That, Mongolian beef, beef fried rice, and beef lo mein are my go to foods.
>>21576951>No they don'tthey call it something else
>>21579801They don't, there is no general tso's equivalent.
>>21579940They have hot orange chicken, it's literally the same shit
>>21579977It's not, orange chicken is a different flavor profile with different ingredients. There is no orange flavoring in general tso's. You haven't eaten either so I can't blame you for not knowing the difference but if you ever get a chance to eat at a chinese place you'll understand.
>>21579980Stop pretending americanized chinese food isn't just varying degrees of sugar slop
>>21579982You admit that you don't know the difference and haven't eaten either. Why troll a thread on a subject you have no knowledge of?
>>21579995There is no difference, it's the same shitty prepackaged sauce. You are retarded
>>21575232Yea I like to get this + a house egg foo young
i always order ""mongolian beef"" but i moved to a different state and nobody makes the same dish so now i only eat thai food
>>21580020I'm sorry you don't have the opportunity to eat chinese food. Hopefully that changes for you one day friend. :)
>>21580055I'm sorry you don't have taste buds
>>21580059Odd insult coming from someone who can't taste the difference between two distinctly different foods.
>>21580060They're not two distinctly different foods. They're the same food. Literally the same.
>>21580062I don't think you know what the word "literally" means because you used it incorrectly. I suggest doing some research on the english language and maybe watching some youtube videos. Even if they don't have panda express in bangladesh you could probably make your own with local ingredients.
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>>21580070Uh oh, looks like I broke it's programming.
Whenever I crave chinese food, which is like once a year its only for orange chicken and egg rolls. Rangoons are good too but do not keep well as leftovers so need to be eaten same day.
>>21579940it's called something else
>>21580184It isn't.
>>21575196Kung Pao.George likes his chicken spicy.
>>21575196I used to get Tso's a couple years back, when I got chinese every other week or so, but I just kind of lost the taste for it. Now whenever I'm craving chinese food nowadays, I usually get the orange chicken from my local joint.
>>21580187it's calledhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi36ukbbTbw
>>21580198I miss AI Seinfeld posting
>>21578978love this shit. it's this or the garlic chicken for me
Bourbon chicken is the best imo but out of the 20 places that deliver around here only like 2 have it
I also like bulgogi and make it often
