anons what do y'all think of my fast meal? rice, cheesy omelette and on top some mayo. what would you rate this on “i would eat” scale from 1-10? 1 being i'd never try that shit and 10 being hell yea gimme a bite.
>>21576151with a couple adjustments of choice, I’d give it a 6
>>21576151I think if you served me that I would slap you across the face with the omelette the throw it up at your ceiling to stick it there, then I would discus the plate with the rice across the room aiming for maximum dispersal, I would dampen the linen tablecloth, wind it into a thin rope and whip you with it until you apologised for forcing me into this situation. So probably like a 4/10, it looks alright.
I'd eat it if I were starving.
>>21576153Fuck off
>>21576156that’s really descriptive u should be a writer but overall ur rating isnt bad ty
>>21576158I was
>>21576161did you really think we’d be impressed with the mayonnaise and 50 cups of lightly seasoned rice
>>21576168lmaoooo no obviously not. point is this is a fast meal i made with limited ingredients, i just wanted to hear if it’s efficient and yummy. and the responses in general amuse me. ESP the second one peakkkk
>>21576151why did you cum all over it
>>21576180it's mayo.
>>21576151No imagination/10
>>21576190unlike you, imagining cocks all day
Comfy
>>21576188yeah nah that's definitely spunk
>>21576197Zozzle af my guy!
>>21576151Eggs and rice are good but I don’t like mayo with rice, if you swapped the mayo with some black pepper I’d rate this a 9 on your scale.Nice plate too
>>21576151If you served it to me I would be polite and pick at it, ask what kind of sauces you have around but say "oh no this is great" when you go for the one bottle of ketchup you own, and slowly steer the conversation towards "So is everything going ok Anon? How's working going? Still doing the 12 Steps? I see you managed to get that last omelette off the ceiling, that stain came out really well and I can hardly even see it" and "When was the last time you called your mother?" She's been asking about you. I tell her you're doing fine and just too busy with work to call. She worries about you Anon. The preacher told her he hasn't seen you in a while, but I told her you had covid and are on the mend. I found the empty bottle of smirnoff under the bathroom cabinet while looking for hand soap but won't bring it up4/10 You do you, but I'd at least put a fork load of kimchi on top and a drizzle of soy sauce
