do you know the glory of tomato croissants?
>>21579183Would prefer it without the cheese.
>>21579183Not a croissant.
>>21579183I want to my bro
Why are bagels shops so much more pretentious than donut shops?
>>21580390>pretentiousYou’re a fucking idiot, son.
>>21579183Gross. It's not a croissant unless it's crescent-shaped
>>21580420No he's right.Bagel shops are FAR more likely to blather on about capers and shit.Its the 43 year old white woman with a yapdog of breakfasts.
>>21579840Sure it is.
>>21580431Jews aren't white
>>21579183this sounds like a great idea
>>21579183>$9>more than the ham and cheese croissant>one of them has a bite taken out of it???
>$9
I used to buy 50 cent croissants in the Netherlands that were freshly baked and absolutely delicious.
>>21580390>>21580431If capers are pretentious to you, just go back to your blown out shack on the edge of the woods outside of town with your McDonald's order. >>21579183I love tomatoes, i love croissants, i would probably like this a lot. Simple as.
>>21580894>pastry is wrong>not a crescent>open on one sidecall them puff pastry circlesthat’s what they are
>>21579183Those are deep dish pizzas
>>21581172We have a word for that, it's croissant. Try to keep up
>>21579183Do you know The Glory of Love by Peter Cetera? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHhqDRn4_c
>>21580912Bot post
>>21580912What?
>>21581724>wrong>be proud of itindian arrogance strikes again
>>21581724amerimutt.....
>>21579183Where do I cop
>>21579183Sounds tasty, but $9 for a small tomato tart is absolutely ridiculous.
>>21579183They're always good loaded with fried clams and mayo
>>21581082>082▶>File: 1736287795846856.gif (1.29 MB, 165x165)>>$9Keep that cat away from my fried clam and tasty croissants or ekse, someone might poison it's gay paree
>>21584213must be like nyc or something
>>21579183It is a Vol-au-vent.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vol-au-vent
>>21579183>feuilleté à la tomate>tomato croissantslol, you burgers are retarded.
Look my family is French so I can tell you this is NOT how to eat a croissant, Americans bastardize everything they touch and it's becoming really fucking tedious. Please spend half a second of your life to learn about other cultures before you pull shit like this.
there's nothing crescent like there
>>21579183Man, I shouldn't have peeked at /ck/ when I was hungry
>>21584219Um..