Mmm. There’s nothing like a pizza bagel.
>>21579235I was going to say that's a lot of cheese, but I've had bagels with more cream cheese than that.
>>21579235I made a home made spaghetti sauce that was super good, but ended up using the majority of it to make a shit ton of pizza bagels that I ate all at once when I was drunk because I'm a fat fucking pig man. I'm talking like 20 bagels man.
>>21579320sounds like a good night to me!
Wait this is takeout? Kek
>>21579410what’s wrong with that?
>>21579320I see nothing wrong here. You are an innocent pig man.
>>21579235Honestly that's a revolting amount of cheese. I get that it's a "pizza" bagel but I'd scrape half of that off.
>>21580850What a dainty little fairy you are
>>21580854It's called being judicious with your food preparation. I'm sorry that you haven't yet grown up.
>>21580859Whatever you say, you little twink
>>21580850I'm sorry to tell you, but you're wrong on this one bud.
>>21579235I would say pizza is somewhat like a pizza bagel
>>21579651looks like some of early cooking failures. Who pays for this shit?
not a fan of the fruit sauce, I'm more of a garlic onion cheese and oil guy
>>21581020No one cares that you know tomatoes are fruits. It doesn't make you seem intelligent to mention trivial knowledge that almost everyone has.
if putting cheese and tomatoes on anything makes it pizza why isn't lasagna called pizza pasta
>>21581064>cheese on lasagnaHow’s life in flyover land?
>>21581073>Ricotta isn't cheeseHow's life in Mr. Terry's special ed class?
>>21579235Bag’Zah
>>21581108>ricotta in lasagne Which trailer park?
>>21581073it’s definitely an American thing.
>>21581108It is and it doesn’t belong in lasagna unless you’re a 1950’s soccer mom
>>21581116I only visit the trailer park when your mom asks me to come over, which is pretty often but I still don't remember the name of it.>>21581118American Italian > Italian. We specialize in taking popular European dishes and making them better. Proof: fattest country on earth.
>>21579235nice
>>21579235Needs hot sauce or oregano or something.
>>21584709Retard
>>21584900No, I'm right. Got any more creative insults?
>>21579235
Another day, another pizza bagel
That’s the thing of it, pizza on a bagel means you can have pizza any time.
>>21585040Pizza? On a bagel?When would you ever eat that?
Why the fuck would you order a pizza bagel? That's some shit we'd have for dinner so the kids can help make their own how they want. That's some shit you drunkenly slap together at 2am.
>>21585142We are all marveling at your senescent maturity and extremely classy behavior. The drunken slapping in particular impressed me with its refinement and class. Truly, you are a man who has evolved beyond the pizza bagel.
>>21585142>That's some shit ... that's some shitLearn some new phrases, anon.
this thread inspired me to make pizza bagels
>>21585142That's the thing of it. When pizza's on bagel you can have pizza any time.
>>21585841Prove it.
>>21585846oh it’s the thing huh? is that so???
>>21579235Where do you even get these at? It’s not like Dunkin Donuts or Einstein Bros has them.
>>21586956tell you what, that's some shit.
>>21587110They're around NYC if you know where to look. Not every bagel shop has them but a lot of the bigger ones do, Ess-a-bagel, Black Seed etc
>>21585117Ideally, at home by yourself and not around Italians or jews. But that should be your daily goal if I'm being totally honest
>>21580850I’d say that’s a small amount of cheese for an average person.
>>21581054I care anon..I care
>>21584931YOU MADE ME DO THIS
>>21585040bagel sloppa
>>21579320Carbs are delicious but it's easy to get fat on them because you don't stay full, it' best to eat meat when you are hungry and hen snack on carbs as a dessert.8XSKR
>>21590598I’d say you’re fat
