Ready for Pizza Intelligence or PizzAI as we like to call it?
No.
>>21580712why not?
>>21580662Are we really just calling any mildly-sophisticated hardware/software "AI" at this point? Anything with an algorithm? Anything that uses fuzzy logic?t. self-aware tech midwit (I know I don't know a lot, but I can still smell bullshit)
>>21580662This would have been fine without the AI gimmick retardation
850 degrees seems like a lot for such a device
>>21580800YupAnything that does any computing and returns a response different from the users' inputs is now AI
>>21580800it's called AI-washing
>>21580800>calling any mildly-sophisticated hardware/software "AI" at this point?it doesnt even need to be sophisticated.
>>21580800an admission of defeat, perhaps?
>>21580662i prefer the KFConsole
>>21580800Yup. Washing machines with their sensors and adptive programs now use "AI".
>>21580800it's clearly some marketing bullshit just like the gluten free thing that happened years ago.>>21580662waste of fucking money
>>21580927Protein is the current marketing fad, anon
>>21580928that's been for some time as well
>>21580662another jewicero
ban electronic appliances
>>21581031not really but AI Pizza Intelligence is funny
Why isn't there a "smart" Microwave that can detect popcorn popping frequency or sense when water is boiling for Americans? A microphone and an infrared sensor that could determine both of these really easily and actually be useful.
>>21580800>are we>at this pointAnon, this has been the case for over a year.
IT'S FUCKING BURNT YOU CUNT"Intelligence" my ass.
>>21580800what's the sophisticated software in this oven? a timer?
>>21581156It has chatgpt integration
>>21580662Novelty applianceslop.
>>21581156Likely a humidity sensor that changes the temperature and other settings without user input and I'm not even fucking with you
'ZAI is hereGiggabased
>>21581408you are giving them too much credit. there is no humidity sensor, they are literally calling AI what is most likely a standard thermostat.
>>21581416There are humidity sensors in microwaves and it makes sense since pizza or at least margarita pizza would release some steam as it cooks It's likely a humidity sensor that turns on a broiler
>>21581416>just like nonna used to makeMamma mia galileo
>>21581151>AI develops battered wife syndrome in anons house.
>>21581419nah it's a timer with different presets
>>21580800Is everyone here too young to remember when absolutely every device on Earth had to be marketed as "smart"?
>>21581439AI is smarter
>>21581456I can beat the chessmaster on the chessmaster setting
>>21581460and what if it cheats like in "the thing"?
>>21581463I can also cheat
>>21581460I have beaten pokemon at least once
>>21581495Cartridge color?
>>21580662Looks well funky
>>21581495GIVE HIM TIME HE'LL GET THERE
>>21580662Where do I learn to edit webm files so they have this much quality at 2mb?
>>21581772Gitgud.
>>21580662>have to prepare the dough, add the yeast, let it proof, all yourselfAnd then this expensive looking device bakes it for me. What is the point
>>21581416So a bimetal strip?My oven has Bimetal Intelligence(TM). I set the temp and it intelligently bends with rising temp until it is hot enough and it intelligently stops the heating until it has cooled off enough so that it intelligently closes contact again and starts heating again.Never had any problems with pizza.
>>21581456My point is that there was a time period in which for marketing purposes every product that had some sort of computer inside was labeled "smart" and now any product that has a computer inside is being labeled "ai"Hell, using AI for marketing terms isn't even a new thing, my CD changer from 30 years ago uses a protocol called AI-Net, and once upon a time, you'd refer to computer controlled video game characters as being AI.
>>21580800it's a bubble
>>21580662No but I am ready for a method of making a two-sided pizza, wherein the step of providing said layer of dough includes providing said layer of dough with a plurality of edible figurines randomly dispersed inside of said layer of dough.
>>21580662My appliances will remain without Internet and continue to work forever.
>>21581805>expensivelol
>>21581439They were still doing that up until they replaced it with AI. Everyone older than four remembers you stupid fuck.
>>21581151That's how pizza is supposed to look you retarded American. You've only ever eaten fastfood.
>>21581498gold
>>21581498Yellow
>>21582478I'm aSEAnMy monthly expenditure including 100Mbps fiber internet, all groceries, vegetables etc is less than 50 USD
>>21580813And people will put this fire hazard right under a cabinet.
>>21582541is your tiny pp the root cause of your insecurity?
>>21582553Yes
>>21581840AI post
>>21581498red
I'm happy a bunch of garbage is going to be called AI cause AI isn't all that impressive under the hood.
>>21580662marketing bs spech. i'm still waiting for marketing declaring analog control as "organic ai"
>>21584481Under the hood, a great many systems are very simple. Humans are, "under the hood", just proteins moving molecules.It's the resulting complexity that is interesting. It's not for no reason that AI is literally taking over the entire job market, and has already begun replacing traditional science.Imagine a PhD-level researcher who is also an extremely hard worker, has endless patience, never sleeps etc. Now imagine A WHOLE NATION of them.That's AI.
>>21584508Its not thougheverbeit
Nah, I barely if ever eat pizza, it's such poverty food>large dough disc>random scraps
