The wife's away and I don't know how to cook for shit starter pack.
>>21581189She better come home soon or you're going to have a stroke. That's like 5200mg of sodium in one night.
You could have watched a youtube video and cooked the beef yourself, it's really easy.
>>21581190you’re fucking weak as shit I’ve been eating salty shit and drinking 4-6 cans of Monster every day and I’m fine at 28.
>>215811901800 for the whole bowl of mac and cheese1950 for the beef3750 is high, and probably too high for regular consumption(every single day)but it's not like it would kill you if you eat it rarely
>>21581196It's going to hit you like a ton of shit-covered bricks north of 30, man.
>>21581190Now look up how much salt the average japanese male consumes in a 24 hour period
>>21581204I'm not like this gaylord: >>21581196 - however, I can tell you that you're a fucking weak pussy. You're fucking feeble. Cannon fodder.
>>21581239 I know starting a new school year can be frustrating.
>>21581284Sounds like something that a pederast would say when they're trying to make a move. Harrowing thought
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIE5wwvicew
>>21581205Yes but they have gills to discharge the salt into the ocean at night
>>21581189This house was under new management.
>>21581189>wifes awaywhy aren't you cruising for bussy on Grindr right NOW? Find a submissive and demand he cook you a meal.
i hate gays
>>21581189imagine being a "man" and not being able to cook. extremely embarrassing.
>>21581476It's called a salt gland, idiot. Mammals don't have gills.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_gland
>>2158168195% of /ck/ are manchilds who think heating a frozen counts as cooking
>>21581189I'll wake her up, she passed out pretty hard after the third round. I'll type out some of her recipes for you as thanks for letting me rearrange her cunt again this week.
>>21581948Manchildren
>>21581189How to be an American starter pack
>imply she knows how to cook
>>21581189How did you eat before you had a wife? And I mean after moving out from your parents
>>21581189How can fucking millenials make it to 35 without fucking learning to cook? Motherfuckers depending on Doordash and shit.I learned to cook when I was 12 because my mother wouldn't do shit. I literally just watched other people cook and imitated them, then kept trying until I got it right.
>>21581205Salt is actually healthy and helps with erections.
If you ever go the pre-made mac & cheese route again I recommend this stuff, way better than hormel or any frozen variety I've had.
