Mother fuckers i need rain! Without rain i get no maitake, no fall oyster, no chicken of the woods, no lions mane mushrooms. I need /ck/ to start doing rain dances, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
just grow your own, your mom's basement is probably perfect
>>21581901You forage?
>>21581911Hunt, forage, garden, can, butcher, process, smoke, make cheese, make wine, ferment, make whisky.....er no thats illegal
>>21581901If you're over the age of 13 and still watch cartoons, you're mentally retarded
>>21581901I found one. One fucking black trumpet this year. It sucks.You in New England too?
>>21581925Making booze isn't illegal in some states.
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>>21581998Nah, im in the midwest. Ive got dehydrated lions mane, frozen chicken of the woods, frozen miatake, and dehydrated oyster but nothing beats fresh, non lab grown.>>21582003That may be true but my massively obese governor says you have to pay massive fees to do so.
>>21582014Thanks anon
>>21581901Imagine having (and wanting to post) that image. Holy deranged pedo
>>21582039This man is a faggot.
>>21581901Eat shit, pedophile. You could have been cool but you had to post that shit. You ruin any good thread with that lame faggot jap shit.
>>21581901It’s crazy, super dry this year in the Northwest too
>>21582108Tranime board numbnuts.
>>21582167Same here in the mid Atlantic. We had a half hour of rain two nights ago. >>21581901I know your pain. I know of a pawpaw grove in my area that inexplicably goes untouched by other locals and I worry what the lack of rain might mean for the fruit. I've not gone to check. Also, freeze, thaw, wash, slice and dry your oysters then powder them. One of my favourite spices to work with and completely free.
>>21581901Maybe you should send a letter to your local cloud seeding organization.
>>21582023>massively obese governorIllinois? Where are you getting chicken of the woods?
>>21582658The woods.
>>21582659which woods i want some too
>>21581901i cant make it rain but i can give golden showers ;-)
>>21581901You voted for this
>>21582173Sir this is the Food & Cooking board
We better get to work doing our rain dances now while the dancin's good since the repugnantcunts are mulling a bill to criminalize it. https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5386499-greene-to-introduce-weather-modification-bill/
>>21582658Yes, Illinois but as far south as possible. We have several places for chicken of the woods(pic related) in both spring and fall. There is a spot near a lake where we pulled out 86 pounds of maitake/hen of the woods. We left more in the woods. But if we don't get some rain soon ....
Maybe something will come of this fall
>>21582003Dang. I always thought it was legal across the country but you just can't sell or distribute it is all.
>>21583516>I always thought it was legal across the countryHome distilling is federally illegal in the US. You can make beer or wine, but not spirits.
>>21583519>Since September 24, 2025, a new law allows for home distilling, enabling individuals to produce up to 24 proof gallons of spirits per person for personal use, provided specific conditions regarding still size and prohibited sales are met.
>>21582039>see cartoon girl with a gun>FUCKING PEDO!I think you're the deranged one
>>21583832If you keep giving him the obvious attention that he craves, he will never go away.
