I was stupid enough to buy two of these. It tastes like nothing or like overly sweet cough syrup if concentrated enough. Any advice as to how to make it not terrible?
No. Throw it out.
>>21581942Maybe follow the instructions? You seem to be having trouble with doing just that. Use the little measuring spoons you have to make it proper. It tells you right on it 3/4 tsp for 12 oz water. Also, all soda was "medicinal" back in the day, calling shit cough syrup is not the insult you think it is. We can call honey cough syrup because they make versions WITH honey, it's that stupid of a term.
Nah, the only worthwhile ones are their electrolyte ones, the pure flavor is garbage.
>>21581963The difference between a "medicinal" soda like Moxie and mio is that the former tastes palatable and the latter tastes like orgo lab byproducts mixed with aspartame.
>>21582013So you can't even manage the trial and error squirt a bit, taste, squirt a bit, taste, then stop when it's perfect method? >>21581969Some of them are terrible, but some are not so bad. Really just depends on the flavor and your preferences.
>>21582027That's exactly what I did. >Squirt, tastes like nothing>Squirt, tastes like nothing>Squirt, tastes faintly like a fruit gusher towards the end>Squirt, tastes like aspartame and artificial fruitWhat part of that was supposed to be desirable?
Only reason I've heard of this is a guy on a podcast talking about his dad using it to make a drink called Swamp Juice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kmPNVLpmw#t=508
>>21581942>Natural Flavor with other Natural FlavorWhat the fuck does this mean?
>>21582042The squirting
>>21582027>Some of them are terribleMost indeed. I think the lemon one is the only one that doesn't want to make me puke
>>21581942mio sucks ass, the generic walmart ones are way better
>>21581942these all use sucralose, steer clear
