Is it safe to eat coffee beans?
>>21582337No. Eating coffee beans will cause your asshole to prolapse along with all of your organs out of your body at 100mph causing instant death.
>>21582337the other anon was mostly joking, but it legit will cause your colon's muscle walls to separate from the abdominal walls, leading to prolapseits a common tactic for fetishists to eat a ton of coffee beans, since it gives energy when having sex, then prolapses them for their disgusting kinkstheres good reason that in most countries, coffee bags say "do not consume whole"
>>21582344>>21582360Is this the coffee general?
>>21582337I had a friend die this way. Just an hour after eating one whole coffee bean, he started having a massive seizure then went into complete heart failure. Doctors said it was the coffee bean. We were only 15 at the time, I can only imagine how quickly it would kill an older adult.
>>21582337>>21582344>>21582360>>21582380>>21582490Is it true that these are toxic and poisonous? Or is that an internet myth?
>>21582360PISS OUT MY ASS
>>21582492You're literally responding to several people giving you the answer. Stfu and learn to read, retard.
>>21582492the fruit's flesh is safe, but when raw, the bean itself is potentially deadlyit depends on if you have an allergy, but is a very common one at that, and even if you aren't allergic, its still going to fuck you up badthe beans are of course "okay" to -eat- roasted, but only a couple a week is anything close to what i'd do personally, since, you know, shitting your whole ass & all
It would be extremely painful.
>>21582337yes
>>21582337Yeah they sell chocolate covered espresso beans as a candy.
>>21582337Ignore the 11 year olds, yh roasted they're fine for eating
>>21582337Guess, these Nesacfe etc instant coffies are literally freeze-dreid ground whole beans. Which you put in your cup and consume.
>>21582360Me on the left
>>21582490It's fucking disgusting that someone would actually sell whole coffee beans to minors, they should be executed.My aunt travelled to Bolivia where she saw the locals chewing on coffee beans and decided to try one for herself, not understanding that they had worked up an immunity their whole life to the deadly toxins.Three beans, complete renal failure and three weeks in a coma later she died.RIP Betsy...
>>21582799I miss her bros :'(
