What are your "common sense" kitchen safety tips that prevent you from burning your house down/injuring yourself/creating destruction?
>>21582410that's depressing, he starved to death waiting for them to defrost
>>21582410Wait, how?
>>21582425Use a knife to try to separate the burgers, slip, and cut an artery.
>>21582441Yeah he stabbed himself in the stomach and probably due to shock went into bed and collapsed then died soon after. He had a stroke previously or something like that and wasn't quite right in the head.
>>215824102 days ago I watched my estranged little sister make burgers like that through her kitchen window.
>>21582454based sicko
>>21582454>>21582472Samefag. Also, edgy 12 year old detected.
>>21582479Man, I wish I was 12
>>21582454does your lil sis have big tits
>>21582506Not really
>>21582410i try not to get drunk for twenty years again so i dont burn down a house or live in the woods and have to cook on a camp stove or shoplift salami
>>21582425>>21582441This is a news thing from a few years ago iirc the guy stabbed himself by accident like a stabbing accidental seppuku LMAO>>21582524Have you masturbated to the thought of having sex with her and or while sniffing her dirty laundry?
>>21582534>Have you masturbated to the thought of having sex with her and or while sniffing her dirty laundry?No
>>21582534>Have you masturbated to the thought of having sex with her and or while sniffing her dirty laundry?Yes
>>21582418kek
>>21582410You don't even need to try to push the knife, just insert the tip and twist the knife to split them, you can even use non sharp tips like a butter knife or fork. He deserved for being stupid
>>21582454What do you mean "make burgers like that"? The guy in the pic didn't make any burgers.
>>21582479You don't know the sicko on the window meme?
Same kind of retard that impales themselves cutting an avocado. If it can't be done with a butter knife, it's not ripe.
>>21582410You know what? He died, so that other people could laugh. Nothing wrong with that. When I go, I hope I do something so comically retarded that people bust a gut, laughing. Not nigger/jeet-level stupid, but really funny.
>>21582410Never make anything that requires chopping when I'm too drunk to cook.
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>>21582441
>>21582410I lost the tip off my knife trying to separate frozen beef burgers. Lesson learnt to let them defrost
>>21582418Hehe
>>21582410I ran a grill before all you got to do is just take the patties their frozen together and tap them on top of the hot grill and they'll break apartGrill master from McDonald's
>>21583870my condolences
>>21582418ROFL
>>21582441>use knife to separate burgers>point knife at yourself instead of away or down on a cutting board
>>21582410This is why you never point a knife at yourself, and just wait for your beef to defrost instead of trying to cut frozen beef with a kitchen knife
>>21583915Or just use a spatula
"treat everything like a knife" works, but you can probably do better than me and just treat tools/utensils instead of everything. if i drop a book, i jump back and don't try to catch itbut we're probably all so used to our phones we can try to catch that safely before it bounces down a fuckin' storm drain
FATCHADS wim.The layer of fat would have survived the stab.
>>21583334It's honestly pretty crazy that people don't learn shit like that as kids. It was a part of the woodworks and outdoors classes i had in swedenstan in elementary school to always work with the edge facing away from you and when you chop wood stand with your feet apart so you don't accidentally hit your own foot. Common sense bullshit like that was engrained in us so that even if you didn't learn it from your parents you learned it in school. Here in the US kids don't even know how to read a map even in college.
>>21583954it's called rare sense now. but engrained is UK and ingrained is US
Didn’t it turn out he actually committed seppuku but staged it to look like a tragic burger separation mishap?
>>21582410Use a butter knife, anons.
>>21583957Yeah well, like i said i grew up in sweden so i learned british english as a kid so sometimes i mix between the two but mostly use american english these days since that's where i live.
>>21583954I learned that from my mom when I was 4 and I'm from the USA. However, I'm 40 years old. I have no idea what zoomers learn nowadays if anything.
>>21583968They don't learn shit. I'm 37 and back in college again and the professor asked how many people knew how to read a map and basically none of them did. Most of them don't even know how to cook. It's pretty scary.
>>21583968Well, each state in the USA has its own educational standards since it's not controlled at the federal level. Kids from one state may be more educated than kids from Mississippi or Kentucky (no offense to the people that live in those states). I'm not sure how long you've lived in this country, but this place can be a real mixed bag, so to speak lol. It helps to think of each state as its own miniature country with a shared culture.
>>21582410>>21582444>>21582686>>21583954Like Jack this guy had had a stroke so one arm was almost paralyzed. And he was a weirdo shut in loner.
>>21582686Don't use a knife at allGrab the bag of frozen patties and fucking smash it on the floor. That'll pop em apart.
>>21583996>miniature countryThe states are all larger than most countries lol.
Why this title so tame?He was a weirdo loser loner incel who killed himself trying to separate frozen patties.
>>21582410How hard is it to make patties out of ground beef, they taste better too
>>21582410sharp knife is safe knifewith knife it is power or control - can't have bothwash hands!don't hide fire extinguisher to impress guest - then you don't have when you needclean toaster to avoid carbon monoxide
>>21585690Are you having a stroke or something?
>>21585722notoaster wasn't clean now there is carbon monoxide
>>215824101. Never leave a hob that is turned on, unattended. Switch it off if you have to leave the kitchen, even for a few minutes. 2. Wipe all spills immediately, especially on the floor or you'll slip while carrying a pot full of hot soup.3. Never immerse knives in a sink full of soapy water. You'll forget and gonna cut your hands.4. If anything catches fire, DON'T PANIC. Switch off the hob and then cover the pan or pot with a lid, fire blanket etc. Fire dies when starved of oxygen. Don't splash water on kitchen fires.
