When was the last time any of you fuckers had a salad? Huh? Be honest.
i was housesitting for som friends and had nothing but pbr for about three days so salad sounded nice, fixed a bucket of >romaine>grape tomatoes>shaved red onion>roast chickendressed with>yogurt>lemon juice>hotsauce>spoon of mayonnaiseate off that for the next three days, it got soggy after day two so i put it on bread. i fucking love salad
>>21583768Today with dinner. I eat a salad every night with my supper.
>>21583768My food eats salad, then I eat my food. Therefore, I have second hand exposure to salad everyday
>>21583768They need to bring back the fucking McShakers
>>21583768I put salad, tomato, and onion on a burger. And the Brits call that salad. Does that count?
>>21583808Chadwick spotted
i need to eat more vegetables. what's a simple salad i can have for lunch every day that doesn't entail paying 100$ for ingredients or spending an hour chopping vegetables?>>21583808do you eat the same salad every day, or switch it up?
>>215837682004
High school, and it was smothered with your choice of ranch or caesar salad dressing.I am now a semi-pro athlete who flawlessly passes his yearly physicals and blood tests.Salads (and most leafy greens in general) really are just rabbit food.
>>21583768Couple days ago I ate a big salad for lunch. Before that though, probably 2 years if you don't count side salads
>>21583768Last night. Your dad's shit tasted like Chipotle.
>>21583825I make different salads. Tonight I had a simple tomato, cucumber, red pepper, red onion and dill salad with a dressing of olive oil, lemon, salt, pepper, and a little bit of fresh minced garlic. Last night I had a shredded lettuce salad which is romaine lettuce cut into slender ribbons with large amounts of parsley, dill, and scallion dressed with olive oil, lemon, salt, and pepper. Salads are really easy to make and delicious. And make your own dressing. Store bought dressing is gross and unhealthy. I think salads should be pretty simple and highlight the vegetables. They don’t need meat and cheese and eggs and globs of creamy dressing
>>21583768Two days ago. I eat a salad as a primary dinner meal like 3 times a week, with a protein like chicken or shrimp.
>>21583852queer
This stuff is great in everything and you can claim it to be your own AND GET LAID
>>21583852I bet you do, and toss that salad to boot you queer freak
>>21583768I don't eat what my food eats. You can't afford meat.
>>21583867>>21583943Wow somebody is very upset over how somebody else eats
>>21583768I have one with almost every meal. Mixed greens, usually with spinach, or sometimes baby arugula. I always use olive oil and balsamic vinegar as a dressingIf I don't do this I can't shit properly the next day
Not that long ago. When the salad produce drops back into seasonal prices I’ll start getting back into them.
>>21583983Just more upset that you have the ability to post because you're not 6 feet under.
>>21584001What’s your problem? You called me gay for my post about my salad eating and now you’re wishing death on an anon for calling you out? Maybe you should eat a salad and relax.
>>21583768Last night. I eat salad every day. I'll post my next salad later.
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>>21583818KYS, pedo. And promoting Mcds here makes you doubly awful.
I just want to mention that if BMW key fobs guy is still on the board, THANK YOU for stopping. We really appreciate it. Hopefully you're out there contributing normally like a good poster.
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>>21584022>meat>cheese>cream sauceJust eat a slice of pizza at that point. You’re using the lettuce to transport meat, cheese, and cream to your mouth.
>>21583768a few days agobeets were super cheap so I made roasted beet, walnut and feta salad
Yesterday. had my usual arugula, tomato, persian cucumber, rwv, evoo, s&p
>>21583825Nta, but I have salads regularly and I basically make the same thing. Lettuce, spring onion, thinly sliced red onion, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, sometimes olives and fits if I have any, dressed with salt, pepper, olive oil and squeezed lemon juice. Any herbs from my garden I might have at hand I tend to throw in from time to time, but that's basically it, super simple and delicious I never get tired of it.
>>21584091>olives and *feta
>>21583768I would never go out of my way to prepare one tbhwy
>>21583768Had some cabbage salad today.
>>21583768Sometime earlier this week. Was it like Wed? Something like that. Chef salad. >>21584033There is no bread in that photo. You'd be right if there was croutons, but there aren't so you are dead wrong.
Yesterday i made a hot frisée salad with garlic chips, various tomatoes from the garden, sauteed anchovies, minced poblano peppers and a white balsamic dressing
>>21583768Yesterday, with pizzas.
Like a week or two ago. From culvers. Ill get one this week from subway or hungery howies
>>21584022>>21585403>chef ""salad"">it's totally not a pizza analog, i'm eating my greensThe power of suggestion of fat fucks is astounding
>>21585570>I eat salad all the time but I still can’t lose weight!
>>215837683 hours ago. i am not fat you see.
when discussing salad it is important to remember that in america pic related is considered a salad
>>21585599Just stolen from Germany again.
>>21585606doesn't look corporated. got to make sure it's corporated.
>>21583768I've been busy so have been eating takeoutslop but usually I try to have a soup and salad with my main meal of the day.
>>21583867>>21583943maybe your butts wouldn't hurt so much if you ate some fiber
>>21583768Only fatasses and skinny young women eat salads.
>>21584026>bitching and moaning about anime>on an anime websiteYou need to go back tourist
>>21583768I ate a tuna salad yesterday
Gonna have one in a few minutes akshully
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>>21587727Was good, btw. Spring mix + a fucktonne of sweet parsley. Yummy yummy vitamin K.Also, balsamic vinaigrette. >>21585606Switzerland has the better meat salad because cervelat are better than everything.
Yesterday. Salad is my favorite food. The pictured salad looks boring. Almost every garden salad can be improved with arugula. Straight lettuce base is pleb-tier.
>>21583768Last Saturday.
>>21585570>thumbnail>bowl of fluttershys
>>21587984>Switzerland has the better meat salad because cervelat are better than everything.>my pink slime is better than your pink slime
>>21583808I do the same. It's a nice contrast to the hot foods, and my toddler almost always picks at it, so it's worth the effort.
>>21583768Who the hell is like>man i sure do feel like eating a bowl of lettuce and tomatoes today
Salad is bad for you. Most of it is indigestible and devoid of nutrition. Most plants do not want to be eaten unless it is to spread their seed, like fruit. They are poisoning you. Women eat salad to fill up their stomach without adding calories. There are much better “health foods” you could be eating instead.
>>21589153Some nutrients not being absorbed doesn't demonstrate that "salad is bad for you." Furthermore, some ingredients, namely ones that have healthy fat in them like avocados, improve nutrient absorption from raw vegetables. You sound like you get your health information from ideologically-motivated sources.By the way, your meat is "poisoning you" with advanced glycation end-products (most cooking methods), trans-fats and N-Glycolylneuraminic acid. Two can play the game of trite oversimplification, but there's far more evidence in my case.
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>>21589102>my pink slime is better than your pink slimeYes.
Sunday, a HUGE bowl of salad is usually my hangover meal
>>21583768I ate two sices of apple day before yesterday while i was waiting for my coffee to heat upDamn i actually realised this while typing this comment but things are dire. I really gotta start eating healthy
>>21589153>Salad is bad for you. Most of it is indigestible and devoid of nutrition. Most plants do not want to be eaten unless it is to spread their seed, like fruit. They are poisoning you. Women eat salad to fill up their stomach without adding calories. There are much better “health foods” you could be eating instead.To any new /ck/ friends out there:this is infamous /ck/ resident, named "ketoschizo", he usually frequents carnivore or plant related threads and promotes nutrition conspiracy theoriesCheers!
>>21583768I had a lettuce salad just last week.
>>21583768Last night, as well as the night before that and as far back as I can remember. Where I live, there is assumed to be salad with your dinner same as with soup for lunch.
>>21583834What do you eat for fiber? Serious question. Beans, I assume?
>>21583768about 5 hours ago for lunch with leftover meat.>>21591214Just ate 3 apples on a walk with my boy. The apple trees in my village are filled with ripe delicious apples. The perfect blend of sweet and tangy with a berry-like flavor that almost makes them taste like store bought candy.
>>21591357Where do you live? Italy?
>>21587984>Spring mix + a fucktonne of sweet parsley. Yummy yummy vitamin K.Had another with lunch yesterday. Gonna a "salad" with dinner tonight. I'm not really sure what counts as "salad" in the anglosphere. Seems like a free for all. You can break apart a ham sandwich into a bowl and it qualifies as a salad to you people. I'm having bok choy muchim. Salted bok choy, squeezed of excess liquid then dressed with sesame oil, soy sauce, garlic and vinegar.
>>21585599Green Apples and Snickers Salad! That's a Midwestern dessert salad I tried after reading about it from some Adam Milligan fan, kinda tasty.asian party salad: can of cocktail fruit, cocktail shrimps, miracle whip.
>>21583768I've just been eating canned fish, cookies, and tea lately as I do some renovations. After I am done I will go back to having a soup and salad with most meals.
>>21591492>Salted bok choy, squeezed of excess liquid then dressed with sesame oil, soy sauce, garlic and vinegarThis is not a salad
>>21592034>>21591492But tinned tuna with mayonnaise is.
>>21592128No it isn't. Where did you get that idea?
>>21583768Right now.
Mmm scrumptious, Caesar Salad with fat free, oil based dressing please.
>>21592175>Fat free>Oil basedI'm genuinely surprised you could figure out how a mouse and keyboard work.
>>21592139Yes it fucking Is, retard.
>>21583768I eat a Greek salad from a local joint almost weekly.
>>21592175These are the people who call you a retard on 4chan baka
i eat fast food salads everyday. I had a BLT one smothered in multiple ranch packets today
>>21592139You don't understand the actual definition of the word "salad", and you aren't smart enough to self reflect, so here it is for you...>A salad is a dish consisting of a mixture of food items, typically including vegetables or fruit, bound together by a dressing and served cold or at room temperature.
Tonight
>>21583768Define "Salad"
Will make this tomorrow
>>21583768Tuesday>spinach>apple>lemon zest and juice>toasted panko>honey mustard dressing>sauteed chickenIt was pretty good
>>21592963Some salads are served hot though.
>>21592963It's ultimately derived from "sal": salt. Technically, if you have food that's salted, it's a salad.
>>21593548Not true in the least.>>21593519Name one.
>>21593559Warm salad recipesRoasted new carrots, cauliflower, grains & carrot-top dressing. ...Roasted beetroot & feta salad. ...Warm winter bean salad with chicken. ...Warm chorizo & chickpea salad. ...Build your own pesto pasta salad. ...Warm roasted squash and puy lentil salad. ...Spiced whole cauliflower & warm chickpea salad.
>>21593559I make a warm kale and kidney bean salad with minced shallot, a little garlic, white vinegar, coarse mustard, finished with olive oil and pomegranate syrupIt's good on its own or as bruschetta
I make a simple, manly kale salad once or twice a week. I like kale cuz it doesn't spoil as fast as arugula or spinch, though I did make spinch salads a lot long time ago often. You just grab enough kale to fill a bowl, de-stem it so no white stems in the bowl, pick flesh from stem, drop the slices in a bowl, grab the pile and crush it in your palm into a ball and mince that finely. Cuts into tenderized kale strips . Then whittle some bell pepper or a small tomato, slice a 1/3 cucumber in 100%, half an avocado, add Newman's Own Caesar dressing at the end with light red onion shavings left to add at the end. Matchstick carrots are nice to add, too. Takes like 15 minutes to make while the pizza's in the oven or the taters are boiling. I got a Greek salad last night alongside a big slice of pizza at this place nearby, to see how their salads are, and I was impressed. Love me red wine vinegar, love me olives and feta. Would recommend checking out salads at pizzerias.
>>21593704>add Newman's Own Caesar dressingWhy would you ruin your salad with that trash? Make your own dressing, lazy bones. You should also tenderize the kale strips with salt and lemon then massage them for a minute or so.
>>21593751This is the problem with you salad freaks. You take it one step too far every time with 'just make your own dressing!' I'm trying to encourage simplicity with the extra oomph of kale. My ex-gf made lemon/mustard/garlic dressings for kale salads with parmesan flakes + some veg extras but not too many. Was always really good. But I remember that good lemons can be a bitch to source, and I remember having to clean everything up, which is a lot for making a simple dressing.A man has to save space for a woman in his life. That involves not making his own salad dressing and trusting picrel's expertise.
>>21593876>canola oilNot even once
>>21593876just make it in the almost-empty bottle of mustard and shake it up
>>21583768I basically eat the equivalent of a salad quite often due to my diet so it's no big deal. sometimes I love roasting some veggies in the oven or air fryer like cauliflower, corn, zucchini, cherry tomatoes even and get a regular salad, mix it all up, half a avocado, make a nice simple dressing, so fucking gooooooooooooooooood.
>>21593876>My ex-gf made lemon/mustard/garlic dressings for kale salads with parmesan flakes + some veg extras but not too many. But I remember that good lemons can be a bitch to source, and I remember having to clean everything up, which is a lot for making a simple dressing.Your gf was being too fussy with her dressing and you're a lazy moron. All you need is good olive oil, lemon or red wine vinegar, salt, and pepper for a great dressing. Do you want to taste the salad or just use it as a vehicle for dressing? Making your own simple vinaigrette takes no time at all and the clean up takes two minutes at most. And I have no idea what you mean about "sourcing good lemons". Every market including the shitty ones have perfectly good lemons. Hell, even liquor stores and convenience stores have fine lemons.
>>21593880Why not? You're a schizo?
>>21592965Gross. I can't believe I ate that. I didn't have such bright light when picking through the greens. Seen under the flash I see a couple definitely slimy leaves in there. Dammit.
>>21593610>>21593655You're putting the word salad at the end of things that are not salad. The dictionary does not care about your feeling, by definition there are only 2 temperatures of salad and they are cold or room temp, everything else is a mental illness.
>>21593985bruh, have you never had hot potato salad?
>>21593985Salad is not binary.
>>21594068Potato salad is not meant to be consumed hot. Heating up a salad does not mean salads are hot, just like cutting off your cock doesn't make you a woman.
>>21594072It literally is, facts don't care about your feelings.
two days ago and I have more salad ingredients coming tomorrow! I've been addicted to my own salad dressing concoction which you should make too
>>21594073It's a salad made with freshly-boiled potatoes, they come out hot
>>21594077I recently made some mead and set some aside in a jar with some mother to make a vinegar. I'm super excited for it to finish to make a mead vinaigrette. I'm thinking some olive oil my girlfriend brought back from Greece, a little bit of white truffle oil, whole ass garlic, pepper corn, fresh wild ginger I found myself, a little smoked paprika I did myself, and sea salt.
>>21594083And you're supposed to let them cool, you failing to do so does not make it a hot salad, it makes you a lazy fat retard.
>>21594086>86don't use truffle oil, you've been foreshadowed
>>21583768I had quinoa salad not one hour ago
>>21594087I'll grill a salad no matter what you say, Anon
>>21594090Why not? White truffle oil is more subtle, and I'm only planning to add like a quarter teaspoon at most to a pint of vinaigrette.
>>21594086sounds delicious.also I agree with the other anon, make the batch without truffle oil and just add some when you want some. the risk of it overpowering the dressing or just not always wanting to be in the mood for truffle funk is very real, and you can always add it later.
>>21594094You're free to do so while cutting your cock and balls off with an angle grinder, that's your right, but it won't make salads hot nor you a woman.
>>21594095Finish the salad with a few dropsBy itself it will consume and obfuscate other flavors
>>21594096That's a good point, I was wanting the truffle oil to age with it but you may be right about it overpowering it. I think I'll still add some, but add much less than I was planning or shell out some caps for a real truffle and only add a small slice to it to age with the rest of it.
>>21594099Warm and hot salads are a real thing and have been forever. Search "warm salad" in your search engine of choice. I'm not sure what sick in the mind cross dressers have to do with salad desu
>good saladbeen a while>bad saladfrom an italian place, i didn't order it, it was just in my bag>not saladlove tuna salad on crackers man
>>21583768Today. No homo.
>>21594207Salad? Today? Reminds me of that tragedy.
>>21594198If you could learn how to read, I explained it quite thoroughly several times. The dictionary does not care about your feelings SWNBWOH
Had a teco salad a few weeks ago. Even with beans and rice n shit in it it sucked. I just hate salads cept an occasional Ceaser. Ill get my veggies elsewhere
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>>21594699Here's the Merriam-Webster definition. 1: any of various usually cold dishes: such asa: raw greens (such as lettuce) often combined with other vegetables and toppings and served especially with dressingb: small pieces of food (such as pasta, meat, fruit, or vegetables) usually mixed with a dressing (such as mayonnaise) or set in gelatin2: a green vegetable or herb grown for saladespecially : lettuce3: a usually incongruous mixture : hodgepodgeNotice the first says>usually cold>usuallyDo you understand what that means? I'll help. It means salads are usually served cold but not always. And I have no idea what your acronym means.
gonna be honest bros, not in a long while have I eaten veggies. my finger nails are getting all blotchy
>>21596436What do blotchy fingernails indicate? The majority of my diet is produce. We're going to leave for our weekly shop in a few minutes and we're going to buy spinach, bok choy, nabo, Indian eggplants, spaghetti squash (which I treat as a squash, not as a pasta replacement), bananas, muscadines and whatever else looks good. What do you eat?I have trouble imagining a non-produce diet.
>>21595407>And I have no idea what your acronym means.Presumably, salads will never be warm or hot. This is just a guess from context but it's the only thing I can imagine that makes sense.
>>21596442vitamin deficiency
>>21596442you know the stuff in the middle of the grocery store? i eat that
>>21596456Well, we all like garbage food from time to time. I went on my run this morning and stopped at the supermarket for a bottle of water because I'd forgotten mine in the freezer. I bought POM iced tea instead because they're a buck each. I also wondered the aisles and found teriyaki yakisoba trays on clearance for 50¢ each so I nabbed a few, as well.Still, the family and I never eat instan00dz without a veg or two added, usually a leafy green. Do you dislike veg in general? >>21596452I didn't think vit deficiency would be so noticeable. Is that why the nailbed like red and swollen, too?
>>21596461>nailbed like red and swollenLOOKS red and swollen, rather
>>21596461it's probably just red and swollen because I constantly chew on it desunah, I don't dislike vegs in general. I'm just lazy
>>21596465Frozen mixed vegetables are your friend, then. They're cheap, they're good and they're everywhere. If you're eating a hot pocket or whatever it is you munch on day in day out, you can just as easily nuke a small bowl of mixed veg with some salt and butter and it'll be good to go. If you want to make it even better, get a jar of dry minced onion and add a spoonful to the veg before nuking. That'll add a good flavour
