what would you do for a klondike bar?? what is the most amount of violence you would enact so that you could obtain one right fucking now
>>21584324>ice cream and chocolateswatting a fly maybeThat's a big if
>>21584326so you're saying that you wouldn't stomp a spider for a klondike bar.
>>21584330no my spiderbros are my homies and I'll throw hands if anyone comes to hurt them
>>21584331oh wait would I get a klondike for this
>>21584331post your spirderbro then
>>21584341no he's naked and I respect his privacy
>>21584344well fuck
I forgot they existed until you posted about them,so nothing.
>>21584324Second holocaust
>>21584390that's it?
>>21584324Depends on how hungry I am.
>>21584324Id carjack an old woman so I could drive to the bank, rob it and buy thousands of Klondike bars.
>>21584661kek
>>21584324They're not even good. Now THIS I would topple nations for.
>>21584324someone describe to me what a clownbar tastes like
I would violently go to the basement and brutally take one out of the chest freezer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aka5rV2SnWw
>>21584673Tastes kinda funny.
>>21584324kidnapping and sexual assault
>>21584324NOTHING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>21584324I guess pay $1.50 for one from a truck?
>>21584324It's just a 'choc ice'. I've never had one, but choc ices are usually underwhelming
>>21584324Straight up murder.but mostly because the bar would be a free extra, really.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away because they suck
>>21585004THIS is what made in abyss is about!?Shieet, I might have to go watch it now.
>>21585004I forgor
>>21585004what the fuck
>>21585004Those are some stubborn braids
>>21585506If you're a pedophile with a fetish for watersports it's perfect for you. It's also the reason I can't watch it.
>>21585757And if you're just a normal one?
Kill a man.
>>21584324Realistically? I'd help a friend move; like if it's me and ~4 other guys helping one of them move their studio/one bedroom apartment across town and there would be a Klondike bar as a reward at the end.Unrealistically for updoots? Undergo crucification.
>>21584324Under certain circumstances I would consider exchanging a small amount of legal tender for one.
i might give mom a foot massage
>>21584671Agreed, klondikes suck and those kick ass. I haven't had one in probably ten years, I need to buy some.
depends if its the original or an oreo/heath one
>>21584324Id steal one from the ice cream truck because Im broke as fuck and have no cash. Leading to a high speed chase down the highway, Ill pop the last bite into my mouth before I hit the spike strips and my car flips, bursting into flames and I am roasted alive violently screaming.
exterminatus, but I get TWO bars
>>21585990Absolute mad lad
>>21586011kek
>>21584324this is so fucking bad it doesnt taste like ice cream at all
>>21584324No thanks. I don't eat sugar.
>>21584331>throw handsGay as fuck, dude. Don't use that term ever again, ya cringe faggot.
>>21586081Why are you attracted to little girls? Are you registered in your neighborhood?
>>21584324I would eat a klondike bar. That way i get to have two of them.
>>21586089>nitpicking terms while double spacingfag
>>21584390>implying there was a first one
>>21584324i wouldnt hurt anyone but i would suck all the cocks in hyrule for a klondike bar right the fuck now
>>21586429that's like, 80 cocks max
>>21584341he can't
>>21584324For a single bar i will go into my sister's room, fuck her and get her pregnant. For two bars i will dig up my neighbours dead bunny and eat it
>>21585983Here is something you can't understand
>>21585992I don’t know where Klondike got the confidence for such a slogan. It’s just a chocolate shelled ice cream bar, were they the first to ever come up with that or something?
>>21586970Yes
They always make such a mess, why not stick a stick in it?>>21586420>what is the bombing of Dresden
>>21586970Klondike knew they held all the cards. The power to make people commit unspeakable acts in order to obtain the sweet sweet blessing that is chocolate covered ice cream.The Korean war was actually just communists trying to get their hands on the gift that is Klondike bars.
>>21586091
>>21587687Because the song specifically says there is no stick.
>>21584324the oreo flavor is byyyyy faaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the best
>>21586113nta but he's right ur gay
>>21584324Smash a turtle with a hammer
>>21587960Some people you don't like use the "but" and "right" words too, does that make you gay for using them?
>>21587899well I guess it doeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQgOVn3cHxI
>>21588162you're fucked up in the head, man
>>21584324Where are you supposed to hold these without staining your hands or rubbing off the chocolate?
>>21584324i'd squish an ant but that's all
>>21588648They wrapper, you fucking idiot. Are you 12 or something?
>>21588664Wrapper still rubs the chocolate and you can't eat the wrapper so it's hard to eat the end of the sandwich.
>>21588667If you're that much of a dick, put it on a plate and eat it with a knife and fork.
>>21588672but what if it melts
>>21585990>t. psychopath
I would die for my country for a Klondike Bar.and my country is India
>>21584324I go for an Andies thin mint myself. One or two works great after a spicy meal.
>>21584341I shoved him up my ass.
