In the great state of Iowa, you can just walk into a grocery store and get a slice of fresh breakfast pizza.
>>21584918Why would I leave the house for breakfast?
>>21584933it's Iowa, they can't cook. hell! they just recently discovered fire. also OP didn't just walk into a grocery store, he had to walk all the way from his house, cars are a luxury way out the normal Iowatan knowledge, they still run with the bison and caribou
i have concluded that the effort is all that matters with grocery store food or grocery store buffetsminus the rabbit turd sausage on that, it looks like they did try to keep the dough soft and nice, assuming that the customer will fold it over. looks good honestly. little bit of tabasco sauce and it's good
>>21584918i don't want it fresh most days, i want it discounted half off where it tastes better
>>21584939I’m in New York and I don’t own a car. I just walk down the street if I want pizza.
>>21584918Did you mean gas station?
>>21585024Do we need to visit your stoop again?
>>21585034lmao
>>21585034Feel free, it’s not even mine lol
>thread about Iowa>turns into another New York threadfor a place you all hate so much, you sure spend a lot of time thinking about it
>>21584918What if I want it for dinner?
>>21585069why did you steal that stoop
>>21584918This is Casey's pizza and it sucks ass. I live in Indiana and we have those here, too. Like every midwestern State, Iowa is identical to every other one.
Do you ever think about taking a warm slice of pizza and wrapping it around your cock then fucking it?
>>21584964Don't worry, OP posted convenience store pizza. It's not fresh. It has been sitting out for quite awhile.
>>21585233It's Hy-Vee, not Casey's, but go off.
>>21585233>>21585243Casey's sausage doesn't look like that.
>>21585024Only faggots and poors walk. Drive-thru is the AMERICAN WAY!
redpill me on dipping pizza
>>21585024>I’m in New Yorkmy condolences
>>21584918What part of Iowa? What store?
>>21584918>breakfast pizzai understand leftover pizza for breakfast cos you're hungover. but do americans have actual breakfast pizza?
>>21585572rent free
>>21584918FOR THE GLORY OF IOWA
>>21585572Went fwee
>>21585572pizza isn't for breakfast?
>>21585555Dip white pizza into marinara. Thank me later.
>>21584939>it's Iowa, they can't cook. hell! they just recently discovered fireGod American inter-state shit flinging is so unfunny.
>>21584918what's that slice on the left of, rabbit droppings?
>>21585024>I’m in New York...You have only one job.
>fly over state>grim
grim
>>21584918For me it's 'wa 'st 'za
>>21585572Yeah it's really good. If you have McDonalds in your country you probably know their breakfast sandwiches. Think like that, but as a pizza.Usually you use something like a white pepper gravy or sausage gravy as the sauce, then put mozerella, scrambled eggs, and either bacon or sausauge crumbles on top. Our white gravy is kind of like a bechemel. Make the scrambled eggs ahead of time and let them chill in the fridge before putting them on the pizza.Optionally top with hot sauce. Try it out some time.
>>21584918>great state>iowapick precisely one
>>21585572It's mostly just a name. Like "breakfast foods on a pizza". You're more likely to have it for dinner than breakfast.
>>21585543Drive-thru is for fats
