how do you really feel about it?
I’ve been eating Avocado on toast for over 30 years. I don’t know why Americans are suddenly losing their shit over it.
I skip the bread and just half the avocado and eat it from the skin with a spoon and a sprinkle of salt or hot sauce.I hate getting crumbs everywhere.
>>21585266Incredibly fattening meal
>>21585266Warm toast, cold avocado. I eat eggs on toast instead.
>>21585281not really.
>>21585272The only American state avocados are grown in is California so its a political thing, avocados are for women and liberal faggots and/or people who are willing or retarded enough to spend their daddy's money on imported mexican avocados. Its just American monkey politics. I was buying avocados at a grocery store in the rust belt and an old woman in line randomly told me her daughter buys those because they're apparently healthy, but she just eats turkey, scoffing at me. I told her the cake she was buying would matter more than the turkey/avocado dilemma she was complaining about. Sorry for the blogpost- just illustrates how weird old conservative Americans are. Its just propaganda
>>21585266You'll never be able to afford a home if you ever eat one.
>>21585295florida has avacado
>>21585295Trump won.
>>21585295Holy brainrot, Batman!Anyway, the only real praise I have for Cali is how cheap they were. They were larger there too, the ones we get in the South are small and expensive. I only ever buy them once in a blue moon when I want to make some guac.Ever slapped some guacamole on a burger? With some fresh pico de gallo?Good eating, dude
>>21585266It's a solid food, but shouldn't cost like $12. Though, I could say the same for like pancakes or eggs. Most breakfast foods are just easy to overprice cause people will pay for it.But as a food, avo on toast with salt and pep is undeniably good
>>21585266Very delicious.
>>21585266I should be buying a house but I've spent over $400,000 on this shit.Help me
>>21585266Trute be told I never had a ‘cado ‘oast but I love and eat ‘cados for decades.
>>21585274Omw so healthy!!! Lil Timmy gonna gwow up big n stwong
>>21585295Still voting Trump
>>21585844whos timmy?
>>21585266Delicious with eggs like in your picture. I also live in a place where I can buy an avocado for a dollar so it's a pretty cheap and healthy snack sometimes.
i can't eat toast with a spoon
>>21585844What the fuck is wrong with you?
its good
>>21585295Avocados are not political and they never were. lol, just look at how many proudly ignorant magafags are on this site. Sad. Soon the troops will be in their cities too. And they'll still support it. As if rightwingers will be able to break curfew under martial law but "libs" will have to stay home and be punished.I can't believe how stupid everyone became.
>>21585272same thing as IPAs, hot sauce collecting, and indian slop. faggots that no one wants to be associated with made it their thing
>>21585266Its good but I cant be bothered to buy avacados, see if they are rile, keep track of their ripeness, eat them before they go bad etc. Fuck avacados they are a pain in the ass unless you plan to eat them within 24 hours of buying them.
>>21585266Is this the avocado toast thread?https://youtu.be/NlHD4ndO-z0
id rather eat toast with butter and avocado with a spoon
I like it. I put some gravlax on it, maybe a squeeze of lemon.
I never understood who eats this disgusting 1000 grain bread. I'd eat avocado toast if it was buttered sourdough. The chives are not cut correctly and detract from the flavors of everything else.>>21585892>Avocados are not political and they never were.The other anon is a retard but avocados are an object of fixation for dumbfuck vegans even though they're resource hogs and literal cartels control the Mexican market.
>>21586195the cartels control everything mexican, i'm still gonna enjoy brazillian but lifts
>>21586245Fair enough I'm just saying yeah they're kinda political but carry on.
For me it's salt, everything bagel seasoning, balsamic glaze and avocados from Mexico on rosemary sourdough.
>>21585295Stop fighting with old ladies anon
>>21586437They've done incalculable damage to the world and civilization, anon. You should fight them more.
>>21585266This food is why Trump is president. Take that how you will.
>>21585266GOATed and nutritious if made at home. Fuck paying 10 dollars for like the equivalent of 1.50.
>>21586195>not cut correctlyHow so?
>>21585266avocado growin on me. good potassium low gi
>>21585266love the way that the bougie place near me does it. it ain't cheap but it's tasty and it's better than anything I'll make at home
>>21585272>>21585295now kiss and produce retarded offspring
>>21585762You really need to stop eating 1 avocado toast per day anon, try cutting it down to 6 times a week & you'll save tens of thousands a month.
>>21588874>better than anything ill make at homeI mean, the most effort would be buying a good quality whole grain bread, no? Making a gooey hard-boiled egg, chili flakes, or wtv garnish isn't too complex.
>>21585266I don't understand why it became such a meme. It's fine. It's neither objectionable nor exciting
I really like it. Furikake, or pickled onions, or smoked paprika, or with feta and balsamic, a poached egg... It's remarkably versatile. People who hate it are scared it'll make them gay. Silly faggots, you were already gay the whole time!
>>21585272They were mildly popular with hipsters about 10 years ago, then an Australian politician announced on TV that the reason house prices were spiking was cuz Millennials spend too much on avocado toast. After that it just became a normal breakfast item. People have it plain, sometimes an egg on top, I know a girl who mixes the avocado with vegemite too.
>>21585266Pretty good but it has to be absolutely fresh to be enjoyable. Avocado oxidizes quick and it's taste tensions mostly the same but the flavour changes and it becomes a much worse versionI really don't know how to describe it in words
>>21586025found out recently theyre not even bad if theyre browning and they end up tasting like turkey. i chop them up in 1/4s peel and freeze. ready to rip any time
>>21585266I like avocados a lot, been eating avocado toast since I was a kid, but I haven't recently. They go off way too fast, and I'm the only person in the house who eats avocados, so we generally don't get them.
>>21585294It is if you're 10% bf.
>>21590369Yeah that takes a lot of time though.
>>21585266I love it but I hate it's been coopted by bourgeois hipster millennials
>>21593269I'm glad you feel excluded, because you're a fucking tragic weeb.
>>21593301calm down dr pizza
>>21593301oh no!
>>21593310>>21593329Here come the mentally ill jumping in like rabid cocksuckers
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>>21592894Bro what? No it's not; it's like 10-12 minutes max. Making two is like an extra 2-3 minutes. Going to a place, getting someone to take your order, and getting the food on a plate takes legit the same amount of time at a fraction of the cost.
>>21585266I own a house.
>>21585848>Still voting Trump
>>21593609vermin supreme wasnt on the ballot this time around
Are the white testicles boiled eggs or mozzarella?
>>21594407Poached eggs.
>>21585266Avocado tastes like nothing.
It's great. I enjoy it. I endorse it.
>>21585892>Avocados are not political and they never were.Avocados did become political, as much as a basic food ingredient can be anyway. You can say it's fucking retarded that people would feel that way, but that's just how things are. When one team proclaims to love or hate a thing, no matter what the thing is, there's a sizable contingent on both sides that will form their opinions about it based solely on whether the people they hate seem to enjoy or dislike something.
>>21585272>suddenly Nigga it was 15 years ago
>>21585311I also moved from CA to the south and all the produce here is absolute SHIT. It's way worse than it was even in the northeast corridor. I don't understand how it's so bad. Do they just ship anything half-decent up north where the people who have money are?
>>21594762Be quiet, son.
just a dash of cilantro over the top for me
>>21585266I like it. It just got popular with certain "hipsters" and became affiliated with leftists and faggots. It also came to be assiociated with the vegan movement which most mutts hate. Most americans grew up on goyslop and need meat and cheese every single meal, and they just hate anything else. >>21585295This anon is right. Americans will shit on avocados on toast but will happily slurp down their mystery meat big macs and hotdogs. It really is cultural and political.
>>21585266If they were more affordable and haas wasn't the only kind often available I'd eat these all the time with everything
>>21595499You're just plain wrong. Avocados are widely consumed by Americans of every sort. The avocado toast meme is a stupid internet thing that doesn't reflect reality. Everyone likes 'cados. >The highest avocado consumption globally is observed in Mexico, which consumed 1.3 million tonnes in 2022, followed by the United States with 1.2 million tonnes.
>>21585295Amazing what MKultra CIA nigs did to your peopleYour brains are utter mush>what's literally 75 of the american continent
