W-Waterbros... is it over?
>>21587071https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxe7ILBXhps
>>21587071>2025>getting clickbaited this hard
>>21587071I drink a lot of water, I feel good. I dont drink much water, I feel off.I dont need a guy in a white lab coat telling me I'm wrong when I'm clearly not.
I only drink gatorade and ive never felt better. Take the electrolyte pill anons trust me. And it comes in a big variety of tasty flavors. Gatorade.
>>21587089It has electrolytes
>>21587071I drink less than 4 glasses of water a day and i'm fineyou don't need much if you're not sweating or moving
>>21587089the GOAT drinks only water
>>21587071>6-8 glasses of water per dayFrom ages 12 to 16 I drank NO water and only diet coke. Drinking more than 1 bottles of water a day feels wrong to me and frankly I don't believe it. Feeling moderately dehydrated just feels good. That's when I'm at my best.
>>21587082The guy in the lab coat is telling you to essentially drink as much as you feel like drinking. There is no "You should be drinking X quantity of water per day!" You're just supposed to drink when you feel thirsty. More isn't going to kill you unless you go crazy, so if you want to drink more than you really feel like, that's probably fine too.
>Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!
>>21587071Best part is that "drink before thirsty" nonsense.Yeah, don't listen to your thirst, a system that has evolved and perfected over millions of years.You should also go to the toilet before feeling like you got to, who knows, it could come out before you even realize it, feeling the urge to piss is a warning signal, it's already too late by then. Yup.
Just judge your hydration levels by how you feel and what shade of yellow your piss is. Clear piss, stop drinking everything until you get a yellow piss. Orange piss, chug like .5L of water and try to rest for a bit. It's not difficult.
>>21587082>I do heroine, I feel good.>I don't do heroine, I feel miserable.>I dont need a guy in a white lab coat telling me I shouldn't be selling copper wiring from my walls to get get when i clearly shouldI drink 3 liters of water per day btw, just wanted to point out how retarded your reasoning is
>>21587206>best part is that "don't touch the stove before getting burned" nonsense.>Yeah, don't listen to your pain, a system that has evolved and perfected over millions of years.sure is silly here
>>21587071Well yeah, it's shit-tier advice in the same vein as following a 2000-calorie diet.Different people need more or less water (or similar beverages) in order to stay dehydrated based on a variety of factors, including activity levels, ambient weather, sweat propensity, overall weight, and muscle mass.
Rate my water /ck/>prepare picrel by affixing 4 neodymium magnets to its bottom with 2 + up and 2 - up and placing two pounds of quartz crystals inside it>prepare magnesium bicarbonate by mixing 1 tsp of magnesium hydroxide in 1 liter of carbonated water>prepare water by placing 10 drops of trace minerals per gallon in 3-stage reverse osmosis water>prepare 2 different salt sole solutions, one with himalayan salt chunks, one with korean 9 times roasted bamboo salt>pour the filtered and mineraled water into the 2.5 gallon crock>add .5 ml each of the two salt sole solutions>stir>add ~3 fl oz magnesium bicarbonate>stir>put on PPE (butyl rubber gloves and safety goggles)>add 3 drops hydrogen peroxide 34%>stir>add ~1 fl oz colloidal silver>stir>add 3 drops potassium hydroxide 45%>stir>dispense the water into a pint sized mason jar>add ~1/8 tsp volcanic ash to the jar>stir>wait 5 minutes>decant the clay colloids back into the crock>stirI drink about a gallon of this water every day.
>>21587134that was just because coke didn't pay his extortion money, notice how he also puts the water aside
>>21587220>no activated almondsFucking amateur
>>21587243I don't like activated almonds. I prefer my nuts full of phytic acid and oxalates because they taste good.
>>21587071I usually drink somewhere between 750 and 1500ml a day. But it depends on activity and weather. Almost never the local recommended 2L.
>>21587071>screenshot and no link4chan really does consist of the lowest common denominator. Brain rotting yourselves with nothing but screenshots and headlines.
>>21587240>also puts the water asidenot in the wide angle shot
>>21587253Link your thread, if you're so great
>>21587183I get dehydrated all the time without feeling thirst. When I get blood tests at the doctor they tell me my readings are off and it's because I'm so dehydrated that my blood is thick and concentrated. My piss is orange and burns coming out.some people need to drink water they aren't thirsty because their bodies will not remind them to do so
>>21587071>MD, MSc>MScWhy is he listing his masters degree after his name if he is a MD?
>>21587274>My piss is orange and burns coming out.>piss burns coming outYou have an STD
>>21587274This is an anecdote, but I have heard that that's a genetic condition. I dated a girl who never experienced thirst and very rarely drank water, and her mother was the same way. Both of them were equine athletes. My ex was a professional athlete. They experienced bouts of extreme exhaustion. My ex died of a heart attack in her 20s. Yes she was vaxed.
>>21587071For me its Brawndo™, the Thirst Mutilator®
>>21587071no
>>21587285I remember feeling thirst often when I was a kid but after the age of like 16 I cannot remember a single time feeling parched. I used to wake up in the night when I was a kid and I HAD to go drink water, like it was a primal urge from dehydration. I don't think I've felt that in like 15 years. This leads me to believe that it's a condition developed and not something genetic.
>>21587343The only times I wake up feeling parched are after getting drunk
>>21587274if your electrolyte levels are low your body can not push you to drink anything so your blood won't be further diluted. i've had similar issues and getting more potassium seems to have helped.
if you eat fresh fruit and vegetables, you get most of your water in your food
>>21587368Not if you drink more water than is in those fruits and vegetables
>>21587368wat
>>21587381if you eat an entire watermelon, that's like a gallon of water
>>21587388OWAD
>>21587368
>>21587353when I get really drunk I wake up so dehydrated that my eyelids scrape my eyeballs but I'm still not thirsty>>21587360I eat pretty healthy and get ass tons of potassium (relative to a regular person)
Why are people so incredibly autistic about some basic rule of thumb advice?
>>21587392magnesium
>>21587394because you're a trans black gay jew
>>21587210Retard tier rebuttal
>>21587368>if you eat fresh fruit and vegetables, you get most of your water in your foodthisi don't count my water bottles just the 38 green peppers a day
Reminds me of that time an NFL player advised drinking a quantity of water that would kill a normal person.>>21587071I drink about a gallon a day, if I drink less than half a gallon I feel like shit and don't get anything done.>>21587089I've started drinking more powerade and liquid IV this year and it helps a lot.>>21587098>>21587298What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
>>21587494>drink about a gallon a dayBASED SS+GOMAD
>>21587511I invite you to review my earlier post >>21587220
>>21587514No
>>21587516ok but the vaccine is going to kill you (you deserve it)
>>21587517Not vaxxed, but nice try. Gonna eat some good home cooking tonight. Webm related.
>>21587522Ok. I'm going to invite you again to review instructions on how to make at home the best hydration you can obtain since hyperborea.
>>21587528No.pic related cures all
>>21587562I appreciate the effort, but my method of processing cabbage is superior to yours!
>>21587392>I eat pretty healthy and get ass tons of potassium (relative to a regular person)how about salt? that's necessary to hold onto fluid properly and for proper function as well and some people actually have problems from not consuming enough salt or too much water. if your water tastes like shit you might be less likely to drink enough too i suppose.
>>21587304>swap life for water
>>21587071Yeah.. no. I dont need some internet quack MD telling me water is bad for you. I work in healthcare, with actual doctors and nutritionist. You need to drink water.
>>21587240>>21587266based ronaldosuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>21587203based joe telling it like it islook at all the watertok girlies, theyre slaves to the cup
>>21587276Why list out master's degrees anyway? At lest in the Americas it's usually 18 extra classes over a bachelor's with no research or thesis requirement.
>>21587210>I drink 3 liters of water per day btwI drink more than that. Yes, I do have a medical reason for doing so.
>>21587071I can drink up to 6 litres a day
>>21587089I only drink the thirst mutilator. It's got what plants crave.
i didnt drink enough water today and my lips started peeling and i went blind in my right eye while driving home. also dont eat all day and forgot to take a vitamin this morning. i like to pretend i live in a gulag and i feel satisfied
>>21587089Buy an ad gaylord
>>21587249I drink between 3-4 liters per day.Under 2,5 liter and I start getting headaches.
>>21587220Just drink it from the tap retard
>>21588605I don't trust the tap retard with water.What if he doesn't care about keeping it clean?
>>21587134I still have no idea who this is despite seeing this gif a bunch when it first happened. Divegrass player? Looks brown enough.
>>21587210>Dude in the lab coat is just trying to sell you OxyContin instead
>>21587071beer is better than water
>>21587071This guy wants you to get kidney stones and have you pay for an emergency room visit
>>21590580This guy wants you to piss out all the salt in your body.
>>21587210i don't think water and heroin are interchangeable
>>21587522How is it going in Dunkeldeutschland ?
>>21587089I buy the knockoff liquid iv from aldi
>>21591354No, Heroin is much much better.
wtf i love going to the bathroom 10 times a day
>>21591807Percentage of those wanting the Mauer back steadily increasing.
>>21591828t. low flow piss stream
>>21588765But that's all he cares about.It's why he's the tap retard, he's like one of those autistic savants, except it's about all things tap and waterflow related.Dirty water would damage the pipes and if his pipes aren't perfect he freaks the fuck out and starts punching himself.Last time he caught someone pissing in the resevoir, he was non-verbal for a year.
>>21587183You need 8 glasses of water per day, BUT 80% of food is made of water by weight. Essentially, you get at least half of your water needs just by eating foods. Drinking water is mainly to top up water lost through sweating and exertion.
I drink a lot of water and I piss the same amount of times as anyone else, but I brutally pissmog people. They come and go and I'm still blasting.
>>21592234is this trve bros?? i can essentially live off corn flakes(no milk) and beef jerky right?
>>21591992>he was non-verbal for a yearFuck you no I wasn't
>>21587134your goat is a shill who shills mlm water and whatever poison they want if they pay him enough
>>21587206>listens to hunger>get fatRetard
>>21587071This feels like something that should be on >>>/fit/
>>21587071I only drink two glasses of water a day, and if I included the two cups of coffee and 48 ounces of beer I drink a day, that wouldn't come anywhere close to how much water they want me to consume and I'm perfectly healthy (so says my general doctor and heart specialist) other than some genetic issues.
>>21587071watersisters... we lost...
>>21593558100% of people who drink water will dieFACT
uh oh...
>>21592522Well he's right about the food and water thing. I fast 36 hours 3x per week and on the fasts I'm thirsty as hell because I'm not eating anything.
>>21594184i sometimes eat once a day but i drink plenty of water since water(agua) is good for you
waterCHUDS lost
>>21587494It's what plants crave
>>21587082Enjoy your microplastic-laden estrogenic quaff you silly slave.
>>21594893Yeah, it's brown people that give a shit about microplastics and hormones. Dumbass. Alex Jones is actually SEA.
you dont NEED water, AI deatacentres need it most, stop being greedy
>>21587071Currently water fasting. I drink at least a gallon a day both on and off fasts. Also big on green tea. Most people are dehydrated. If you are overweight, you should be drinking water.
>>21595309>If you are overweight, you should be drinking water.lets not encourage fatties to drink our precious water, because if they find water to be delicious then there will be less for us humans
>>21594628Exactly!
>>21595311kek well most people don't even listen anyway
