what fundraiser candy bars do you like? were you ever any good at selling these?
>>21588998My aunt was a bartender when I was young, we had to sell these as our little league fundraiser. I'd give her the candy and she'd sell them to all the drunks who wanted to bang her.
>>21588998iirc they were all shit
Girl scouts get delicious cookiesVarious other groups had these candy barsBoy scouts had to try to sell giant tins of popcorn
>>21588998Nope. Always liked looking at the catalogs they gave with the cheap prizes on the back letting you know what you get if you sell a certain amount.
>>21588998I liked the mixed mini ones that used to come across near Halloween, I used to be a kid and remember those, the leftover ones were given as gifts the next year or as Christmas decorations.
>>21589042I always enjoyed looking at the Victoria's Secrets catalog left over after a holiday weekend.
>>21588998Crush Crumble and Chop?
>>21588998NONE! I used to sell these as a cub / boy scout but neither I or my friends would ever eat any of that shit.
>>21589041That's all in fun, trying to sell tins of popcorn to old folks helps to make one a salesman and marketeer.
>>21588998I always ate all the candy and said one of the black kids at school robbed me
>>21588998>Caramell>KrunchThat's for homos and Frenchies
>>21589084That's par for the course so to speak, throw a few from your nut sack to the negroids and keep the real stuff for yourself and friends.
>>21589025I don't remember them being bad. They just aren't amazing and not an improvement over store shit.
>>21588998I remember the caramel in those was always super runny
>>21588998I'm a rat bastard and stole a carmello and a snickers from my friends fundraising candy one time when we hung out. I still feel bad, but never messed up or apologized because I'm a shitty person
>>21589378I wonder who actually makes that shit
>>21589056I wish I wasn't introduced to porn at such a young age but it is what it is.
>>21589325The fact that you feel remorse is a good thing.
>>21589378Yuck.
>>21589041their cookies are whatever but I still bought them anyway because I liked talking with the girls~
>>21590803you can find Guides cute without imagining enticing them into your home with promises of candy and video games, and convincing them to sit in your lap as you play Mario together, and slowly getting handsier as she gets comfortable with you holding her, and then suggesting you take a bath together...
>>21588998i always used to buy the raspberry ones from the band kids i was friends with. they were only a dollar a pop while most full size candy bars at a drug store or grocery store were like $1.25, so it was a good deal too. the lava cake and crispy ones were good too, they were my go-tos if they were out of raspberry
No way I would do this today what with all the stabby people we have around now
>>21590845what an odd thing to say.
>>21589378These are the ones my school used. They were okay, I wasn't very good at selling though. I'd just ask my dad and a couple other family members to buy some.
I don't know nuffin bout no candy.
>>21589722Edmund (((Opler)))
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