Guys, I'm on my way to the Minnesota Renaissance Fair this weekend. What food should I get for a proper Renaissance experience?Mods: yes this is the MN Renaissance Fair
>>21589225looks like she had many leg of mutton hahah
>>21589225>What food should I get for a proper Renaissance experience?An unseasoned and burned lump of turkey or pork on a bone, like how they never ate during history.
>>21589227It's 2025 for fucks sake, you shouldn't judge strong women for her appearance, even if said women is out of proportion, hideous or is nightmare fuel, be polite my man.
>>21589225>everybody fatyep, that's the USA
>>21589225Get a proper Renaissance cookbook like pic related.>>21589250We prefer the term Empire Enhanced.
>>21589225>Renaissance fair>Always medieval themed Pisses me off, the periods are centuries apart.
>>21589296that's american education for ya
TURKEY LEG
Obviously a turkey leg
>>21589243women should stop being fat, then ill consider not making fun of them
>>21589296They're concurrent and overlapping periods so like negative seconds apart.
>>21589395>S-some backwater slav shitholes were still medieval during the very beginning of the Renaissance period!Yeah, and they're still medieval today, what's your point?
>>21589227She looks like she owes me sex
>>21589296What most people portray as "Medieval" is early Modern anyway, so by being double wrong they're fortuitously more correct
Mother fucking CORN DOG.
>>21589225WHERES HER NOSE OH MY GOD
>>21589512I have it
>>21589243i got two words that can help fat women everywhere. "I'm full"
>>21589225Why are there fat belly dances at a renaissance fair? Also, who willingly goes to Somalisota still?But to answer your question get a roast chicken and eat it with your fingers.
>>21589225Does the MN ren fair still have the bartenders shake their tits when you tip? NY ren fair expects tips with no tit shaking these days, damn shame.
>go to a ren faire>there's millennials running around dressed like elves and wizards and shit
>>21590021You don't think people did that back then?
>>21589225>fat cunt is obscuring what could be an attractive blonde to go alongside the bitch on the leftWhy do fatties ruin everything
>>21590024no because if you ran around your village telling people you were a magician, they would burn you alive for witchery
>>21590031Burn them, teach those gay ass zoomers the real meaning of the word faggot.
Ribs. Grilled fish, soup.
Post your costume so we can say mean things about it
