>>21589525
Just last night
>Order take-out from UberEats
>Delivery driver starts driving in opposite direction of my house
>Message him about it
>He replies, "CANCEL THE ORDER!" in all caps
>Realize the scam he's trying to pull and refuse
>Guy eventually cancels the order himself an hour later but not before sending me a message threatening to kill me and that he knows where I live now
Probably the last time I do takeout for a while...

>>21589528
Good on you for not letting that creep scare you into submission.

>>21589528
that sounds insane

>>21589525
During the height of the Covid hysteria the goofs at my local dominos would LARP like Chernobyl first responders by scurrying across the lawn, dropping the pizza on the ground by the front door (rain or shine), and racing off again without knocking or ringing any doorbells

>>21589528
Sorry, what is the scam?

>>21589528
I don't believe you but if real report him to Uber and the cops and ruin his life

>>21589525
a couple of years ago some ukrainian bitch picked up my kfc party bucket and just ate it in the car park, got a refund at least, and i never seen her deliver stuff again, hopefully deported
>>21589528
report it lad

>>21589564
slavs proving they are basically black yet again

>>21589525
Once ordered from a new chinese restaurant a friend recommended to me and while most of the food was mostly fine the pekin duck was fucked. Not only it was strangely dry they delivered it wrapped in a plastic sheet formed into a compressed meat tube that looked like an aborted fetus.

>be Uber eats driver
>Finishing my day, decide to get a free meal
>Fat fuck watches me drive in the opposite direction on the app, messages me "p-please can I have my food"
>CANCEL THE ORDER TUBBY
>Have to cancel it myself
>Threaten the fat ass with murder because he actually wanted the food he paid for to be delivered, he does absolutely nothing about it

>>21589552
if a buyer cancels the order after it's been picked up, the driver still gets paid AND keeps the food as well as not getting hit with a negative mark. If the driver cancels , the buyer gets a free redo & the driver gets a strike + no pay on that order.

>>21589569
every experience i've had with them has been negative, perhaps even more so than blacks

>>21589573
Ah ok. I figured that it was something to do with them keeping the food. But that still sounds retarded because you could just complain they were fucking you. I guess theyre not the smartest scammers if theyre delivering food tho

>>21589525
During Covid (but like as we were coming out of it) I ordered some food, had tipped nicely, and instead of the black chubby guy I expected, this scrawny white guy with muscular dystrophy or something gets out of his car in the middle of the street, starts yelling at me about how Covid is a hoax (I didn't say shit about Covid) and FLINGS my now opened bag of food he obviously rooted around in at me, instead of handing it to me.

I yelled "if anyone needs protection from Covid it seems like you'd be top of the list buddy" and it was clear he wanted to fight me but he could barely walk, much less fight.

They refunded my order but the place was closed so I had to eat a can of soup. It was annoying.

Doordash delivered the wrong order and refused to refund. Haven't used them since.

>>21589528
Never happened.
>>21589532
>>21589536
Same fag replying to himself.

>>21589525
Worst was also best. I'd ordered just for me and my wife. They took 20 minutes longer than they said. When they turned up, they dumped a shitload of food on me. Like scooby style burgers with everything in, two of them, loaded fries, even desserts. I rang them up and said that they gave me the wrong order. Seemed incredibly sorry. Brought my order round within 10 minutes, I tried to give them the original one back, they refused, said they couldn't. Also gave me a refund on my original order even though they delivered it eventually.

>>21589609
Never happened

>>21589525
>At friends apartment in the ghetto
>Order two large dominoes 2 topping pizzas.
>Stoned out of his mind black delivery driver shows up, one pizza.
>We ordered two.
>He calls the store mumbiling incoherently and you can hear shaniquia yelling incoherently.
>Our ovens off.
>Fine what's the total.
>$3.44
>The fuck, ok... Hand him $4.
>High as fuck he gives me back $3.44.
Pizza was mid, but whatever for .56c. Woke up hungover to some little hood rat kids throwing rocks at my buddies car.

>>21589528
That's farked anon, good for you though and I hope u don't die

>>21589570
Did u eat it?

>>21589525
Just looking at that, I'd rather eat some crocodile tails from Australia or some shithole like that.

>>21589633
A good portion of it yeah. God bless hoisin sauce and my addiction to it.

>>21589633
He likely ate his boy's p3n0r

My street is divided by a park/ netball ball court so it can be hard to find, so once I had to walk down to end of it to get my food, once it got delivered to a wrong address (got a refund) and then one time I was watching the driver go to wrong side of the street again driving in circles and I started raging about it only to realize that I was my app was glitching and the driver was standing outside my door listening to me be a spaz.

>>21589525
Once delivered a pizza to a dude that was so wasted he opened the door with pants he had pissed on. Somehow it was prepaid, so that was nice to not deal with him trying to count money in that state. Handed him his order (a hoagie and a za) and he dropped both after the hoagie slid off the pizza box and he tried to catch it. Luckily he was too drunk to give a fuck but damn, that was rough to see another human in such bad shape

>>21589564
Thats terrible it must have ruined the party

>>21589671
Hopefully the freak gave you a decent tip.

>>21589528
I've been doing door dash on and off for a bit of extra money and stealing orders is so easy I've imposed a moral limit on what I steal. Is this order less than 25 cents a mile? Cool, it's mine now because I speak English and know how to cancel the order without it messing with my ratings. It's hilarious because it's so easy but they can't even figure out an effective way to steal. I have no sympathy for either party.

>>21589525
looks like she's ready to settle down

>>21589674
It wasn't great but not bad, I was just grateful I didn't need to handle cash. I'm an alcoholic myself but somehow have managed to keep it together for over 15 years. This dude must've just completely given up which I do understand but was still sad to see someone in that state

>>21589671
That's just plain sad, people like that should be put into prison cells. Do not pay $100, straight to a cello they go.

>>21589680
>she
>settling
With how many pups?

>>21589670
Put money in the worst pair of work boots you have. No one will ever check it.

>>21589525
I got another delivery horror story. Used to get a guy that ordered like $130 worth of shit from dominos every week, dude was in a wheelchair so you had to go inside his house (obviously unkempt due to poverty and his handicap) and put all this shit in his moldy fridge. I don't even mind he didn't tip outside the frustration of being the one who had to deliver it, sometimes you just see pure human misery and there's nothing you can say but "have a good one man" as I leave him in a house he will die in eating nothing but dominoes for multiple years. I think I've become more nihilistic after some of these things, humans are animals unless they have enough money to convince themselves otherwise. I empathize with them because perhaps I will be in the same situation in the future, although I do hope I have the constitution to kill myself in some manner before getting to the point of absolute pity. Idk

>>21589708
That's pretty gay. Only fags order anything from dominoes. That's the true sign of total faggotry.

>>21589694
I agree only because they wouldn't know the difference at that point, freedom of thought has long since been taken over by an addiction of whatever variety. There's no dignity in death, and people like that are zombies

>>21589715
Delivery folk aren't meant to notice any difference, that's for the money changers.

>>21589713
Perhaps, but whatever sin this guy committed he was obviously paying for. The dude has no legs and who the fuck knew why, nobody, including me, ever wanted to stay around long enough to find out

>>21589718
Fair

>>21589715
Do you really think that some dude straight off the boat from China is going to notice the difference of American coin and currency?

>>21589727
I don't understand your question. My initial response was housing the mentally ill

>>21589732
I didn't have a question, you did.

>>21589671
Should've asked neesom for an autograph

I'm getting drunk so I have another story about delivery; went to a place and left my car running because never had a problem with it before, as I was delivering the order some dude tried to steal my car but as I came back ran because he couldn't drive a stick. At least now I know I'm the fright response person in that scenario because I just pretended to reach for a gun I didn't have (was in my glovebox tho lol) and he ran. Unfortunately he took my keys with him. Fuck you Greg robinson. (He got caught stealing another driver's car the next day lol)

>>21589737
Weird, what question was that?

>>21589746
You tell me bitch, you asked in the first place.

I actually have a lot of interesting( to me) stories about delivery. Perhaps that's a value in and of itself

>>21589749
But I didn't ask a question. What are you talking about about?

>>21589768
Excuses you pathetic cunt!

>>21589773
Property taxes used to be an excuse, I guess I got my comeuppance

>>21589778
That's why nobody chooses to live in commiefornia,

Anyway got another delivery saga, this one is me being a manager tho. Dude makes an order 10 minutes before we close, have one other order for pickup. 3minutes out of the oven and maybe 8-12 minutes away for delivery. Dude calls in saying his pizza is cold. I tell him that's impossible. He keeps going. That was the one and only time I called someone a nigger. He threatened to kill me and I laughed telling him I know his address. Didn't order anymore, good riddance

Anyone want more cuz I'm drinking and it's funny recalling the weird shit I've seen

I have two that I can think of right off the bat.
The first one, wasn't the food that was the issue. I used to live by myself, I'm not a big guy by any means and not a fighter. I got SUPER drunk and decided to order a pizza. Over a half hour or so I'm playing video games in my room. The rest of the lights in my apartment are off. Suddenly I hear someone saying something from my living room.... WTF. i open my bedroom door to see this gigantic fucker standing inside my apartment, but only the light from the open front door is lit so i only see his silhouette. Then I notice he's holding a pizza book right before i start freaking the fuck out. The dude let himself in my apartment....I must have forgot to lock the door, but still. He looked all cracked out and sketchy as fuck. I just remain calm and get the pizza from him. Never ordered from that place again. I considered calling and complaining but didnt want to potentially start shit with this insane person.
One other time,different place. Was ordering from Dominoes....which I would only do late night drunk. Notice the pizza fuckign STINKS....like bad bad. fuck it...hungry eat it.
Happens again...notice its the same driver, but this time I went outside to meet him. His car was literally full of trash, I couldnt believe it. The pizza stunk again....pretty sure it was just nasty air from his car....anyway, totally disgusted I did call and complain and he never delivered to me again.

Oh shit. I got one more. Not really a horror story. But this one guy would deliver to me almost every time i ordered pizza. He seemed like a cool guy. I would always tip super good. 20- bucks on top of whatever my order was. I guess he knew when i would order and started bringing over extra 2 liters, sauces, and sometimes like little snack things on the menu. HE started hooking me up even more. Knew him by name at this time. Didnt deliver awhile. Called the store to ask if he could deliver. "fired from stealing from the store" rip.

>>21589803
I could go for a smirrnoff ice, I'd split a ciouple with a cute girl.

>>21589807
Can I be that cute girl cuz I like Smirnoff ice

>>21589806
Wtf. The only good thing from covid was being able to just leave the pizza at the door and say they didn't answer. I can't imagine just entering someone's home like that without being buckshotted in my chest.

>>21589620
Sadly it did, which is why it's the worst experience I've had.

Got another one. There was a nigger-containment area we delivered to briefly, but, at the time I was at Papa John's, we could send orders to door dash to help with delivery times. I got the manager code and anytime I saw an address to that area immediately sent it to door dash when I was in store. Eventually got the other drivers to do it to, which is pretty funny because if you don't tip, door dash just gives you a flat fee of 2.25 in my area, so these orders would just pile up with no one accepting the delivery. Very satisfying to tell some ghetto dweller that we routed their order to door dash and knowing that no one would take it lol

>>21589834
Oh and Papa John's corporate took that area out of our zone after a driver got stabbed to death and robbed. It was literally one apartment complex but was well known to everyone to be careful in that one spot

>ordered McDonald's for a party on ubereats
>like 20 bigmacs 10 large fries
>read somewhere that if you mod the items a certain way it makes it more likely to be made fresh
>try this by marking all the burgers with sauce on the side, extra pickles onions and cheese
>food arrives
>all bic macs are plain
>just meat and buns
>cold
>spend the next hour trying to get a refund and new order from ubereats
>runaround from customer service robot, then outsourced paki call center
>sent pictures, explained situation multiple times
>repeatedly told it can't be fully refunded nor can they do a replacement order
>app logs me out
>try to log back in
>my email/password isn't working
>did I just get blacklisted by ubereats for complaining?
>still get junk ads in my inbox from them no matter how many times I click "unsubscribe"

Another one isn't as sad or weird as the others, just curious. I worked at Marco's right next to a jimmy John's, but for some reason every day this dude wanted a cold ham and cheese sandwich from us. We had a license to handle raw foods because we served salads, but he was the only one requesting a cold sub, despite having a sandwich stop next door offering way better quality and price. Idk why he did this, but it was everyday. Eventually he stopped ordering and I sent a driver to check up on him because I was worried he died, but he was ok but his wife passed away. He moved away to be with his son but that always kinda stuck with me, like if he varied his order would I have noticed or cared? Idk, it's scary to me

>>21589648
Kek

>>21589848
I don't understand the delivery thing. Everything that could go wrong is multiplied and overpriced. It's just such a a shitty business model

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> Decide to order some food
> Realize I'm in the countryside without niggers to deliver the food
> Cook a nice meal with veggies and eggs from my garden instead

Once a pizza guy refused to come to my side window to give me the pizza. Said he couldn’t just slide a pizza in a window and he had to use the front door. I even offered to tip him an extra 10 in cash but he wouldn’t do it.

>>21589806
I used to hook up some regular addresses/good tippers with free ranch/marinara cups, sometimes though rarely a 2L, and orphaned bags of Parm bites that other drivers that didn't read their ticket would leave on the shelves.

I would also grab 22oz cokes from the fridge like nothing kek

>>21589870
For me, when I was ordering all the time, it was because my job was insane and I just couldn't muster the energy to cook for myself after a full day of mental exhaustion... and there was a lot more "real" food on there than these days, where it's all fast food or fast casual at best.

That, and delivery is much cheaper than a DUI.

>>21589887
I guess that's fair, thanks

>>21589848
I understand modifying food to get them to make it fresh, I'll often do the same thing. Or I'll go through all the toppings that are free and add on whatever I want... But if you think McDonald's has 20 big macs pre-made and ready to go at any given time then you are kind of retarded and you deserve what you got.

>>21589924
it was more that it didn't want old patties and stale buns, which I got anyway

>>21589870
NTA but i used delivery like 3 times in the last year, two of them was because my car was in the shop and the third I was too drunk to risk going to get a pizza myself. 99% of the time delivery is stupid because I have some many places close to me though.

I used to work armed security at a secret government facility, completely prohibited for anyone who didn’t work there. One night very late, a dominos delivery driver pulled up to the main gate. I stopped him and went to talk to him. It was some really skinny and really pale like 20 year old white guy. He had a small box of breadsticks in his hand saying he was delivering my food. It wasn’t mine. I asked the name of the order so I could look up the employee in the computer and he said he didn’t know the name. Told him if he didn’t have a name, then he had to leave. So he backed up and drove away. About 15 minutes later. The other officer I was working with said “yo what the fuck”. I turned around and we see this completely butt naked guy running along the fence line on the sidewalk. He runs into the road right infront of the gate. Stops. Turns and looks at me and my partner. And then sprints right towards us (we are standing in an armored booth). He runs right into the armored bulletproof glass and kind of faceplants like you’d see in a movie. Bounces off and falls on the ground. We walk outside around him and we realize it’s the dominos guy. Dude is screaming and crying that a demon is chasing him and is begging for us to protect him. We called local police and medics who came it. Found out he was off his anti-psychotic meds

>>21589977
I mean I get it in some situations. I dated a girl that had two kids and sometimes she'd want some quick eats. The thing is this is like 1/4 the market

>>21589677
You are a nigger

Non delivery and only a 50% refund so i went on a racist tirade to all the support staff and kicked a uberjeet driver nearby off his bike ruining someone elses order

The only people to blame are yourselves for not checking the items received vs. the order vs. the bill. If you pay for something not received then you are a SUCKER.

>>21590035
That happened once with some Italian food pick up. I ordered a chicken parm and got the veggie parm instead, It was good too so no complaint, I hope that whoever got the chicken parm wasn't some vegan freak, like a complainer type.

>>21590043
You have to pay up front for basically every delivery service these days. Its not like 20 years ago when they'd bring you the food and you pay at the door

>>21590069
I live next door to this Italian joint, I've never had a problem. Heck even waiting for my first paycheck to clear they'd give me the pass.

>>21590079
Why would you order delivery if it's next door?

>>21590069
The only thing is fish, they have anything like fish fillets and stuff like that. I do understand that they live over the restaurant so don't want to deal with the smell or the smell of fish and stuff.

>>21590084
I wrote that I ordered take out, not delivery.

>>21589525
>order a "shawarma burger" and chicken nuggets
>take the burger out and take a bite
>pretty good
>feel a hair
>take it out, not happy but too hungry to care
>another bite
>another hair, what the fuck
>take off the bun
>a scalp worth of hair just under the patties
>absolutely disgusted
>call ubereats support and roast their ass until they refund me everything
>...
>carefully pick out the hair out and eat the burger
I am not proud of what i did but i was very hungry

>>21590093
Well then it doesnt apply to the fact delivery needs to be paid up front. Takeout is different.

>>21589610
At least you haven't used them since. I got a short order from Instacart once and I just asked and they made it right online. It was instant, Doordash types seem very dodgy at best.

>>21589614
Desperate post

>>21589525
for about 3 days in a row someone ordered from someplace online and the pizza delivery drivers kept coming to my house.

otherwise I don't order delivery. I'm not a lazy fuck.

>>21590105
I know, I've about horror stories where the drivers have to pay for their own stuff and seen where they have their families in the car. That does not look good, usually Chinese, but damn they do make some good food!

>>21589525
they didn't put the little white plastic patio table and the little patio chairs to prevent this?? awwww

>>21589564
sorry I meant russian.

>>21589609
THE END

and everybody clapped.

>>21590124
Report stuff to Russian mobsters and the only thing you'll get is a gun to your head.

>>21590119
Yea that's what I was implying.

>>21590342
No, I infered it

>>21590354
Replying with essentially "no u" is already cringe without you needing to admit to it.

>>21590362
Retard.

>>21590386
That all you got? Lame.

>>21590402
That's all you deserve

>>21589677
I'm genuinely curious, how are you stealing orders and not getting in trouble? Is this just bait? It seems pretty cut and dry that either the customer cancels and loses their money or the driver cancels and loses their pay...

>>21590496
You can say the order has already been picked up, and if you have other successful orders it's fine. Need to know English tho

>>21590506
I hope I can gut door dash so I'll tell you every trick I know

>>21590006
And what are you?

>>21590438
You can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep tonight, but we both know you didn't have the resolve it would take.

I'm not gonna pretend, door dash is a cunt so I'll be the same

>>21590516
For what?

>>21590516
If you think I give a slimy shit about you your fucking retarded. I will steal from you and won't give a shit because it didn't matter in the first place. Get a refund retard

>>21589525
If you're retarded enough to use this device you deserve everything you get. I will happily add to your frustration and I hope you die

>>21589525
Ordered a pizza from dominos and it was raw, like the crust was still dough that you could stretch. Called them and they said that they had no available drivers and that I had to take it back myself. I did and only after getting there and the staff examining it they made me a new one and had to wait another 15 minutes.
In hindsight I should have pressed a complaint and demanded that they give me my money back because I paid for delivery but I think that I just wanted to get back home.

>>21589848
So, you tried to game the system to get slightly warmer carcinogenic cow shit from overworked wagies by forcing them to do extra work for no reward. Sounds like you got exactly what was coming to you. Just be glad instead of sauce and pickles you didn't get jizz and rat poison.

>>21590524
>>21590519
You're trying for a reason, and you're failing at it because you aren't enough.

>>21589525
>Friend and I work at the same pizzeria
>Its fucking great, we drink on the job, take naps on the bags of flour, real bro stuff
>He goes out one day for a delivery
>Doesn't come back
>?
>Finally he comes back
>Covered in blood
>He starts sobbing on the floor
>Turns out the delivery order, the customer tried to rob him at knife point
>He took his own knife out and slashed him in the neck
>He thought he was going to jail
>He avoided jail but ended up moving back to his home town and we lost contact

>>21589528
>Just use our Jewish-controlled "app" staffed entirely by illegals and deranged unemployable shitskins, bro!
I hope he does kill you. You'd deserve it for participating in this farce. If restaurants want to deliver, hire White teenagers or an older White guy that everyone will recognize delivering their food for months or years, not an endless stream of mystery meats