We had a chili cook-off at work!
>>21589527>All of those crock potsGuarantee each chili was bland and watery and shit.
>>21589527>all those womenI'd rather starve to death than work in that office
>>21589542>>21589557>>21589577I'm not refuting or advocating. I am, however, outlining that you're fucking pathetic
>>21589527>Takes hotdog >Anon you don't want any chili!?>Which one doesn't have beans?>Silly anon, all chili has beans. Stupid fucking woman.
>>21589592Based
Who won? Was it scarf slut?
You should have neutral, designated judges, OP.
>>21589527People still go into the office for work?
>>21589527post chili-1.jpg through chili-33.jpg
>>21589527zero chance any of these broads do anything that's actually productive
>>21589527Post the creepshots of the hot ones. We know you have them.
>>21589527looks fun. just a heads up if there's ever a next time. try not sharing photos of peoples faces on here. especially people you work with.
>>21589577Of course a fag like you would love to be surrounded by men
>>21589603Based retard
>>21589527WHY ARE THE BUNS CUT INTO THIRDSAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>21589823For the li’l smokies I assume
OP, if I were you I'd play it like the Very Hungry Caterpillar just fucking my way through those big gals day by day. Enjoy it while you can.
>>21589557This but unironically. Dutch oven for life (enameled is for fags only cast iron)
>>21589833Those are called shiesties or poochies or slurpems or something in the black community
>>21589961lil' glizzie
>>21589697Look at the contents of the crockpots, there's also a zero percent chance any of them know how to cook.
>>21589764>try not sharing photos of peoples faces on here.Nobody cares you blowhard twat.
>>21589527Did you won?
Do you guys do like... any like... work at work? Or... do you, like, just have cook offs?
The last time I had chili, it was so good I literally cummed out of my mouth. There was literally cum coming out of my mouth. It was crazy.
>>21589527that crock pot at the end is laced with fentanyli can tell i've been therei wouldn't have a second helping if i were you
>>21590077Did he died? Yes. Of food poisoning.
>>21589557Where's that Simpsons episode about chili cook offs, the one where Homer drifts off into another dimension after eating the spiciest chili, when you need it?
>>21590118Homer didn't hallucinate because of the chili.
>>21590065post yours then
I'd eat Linda's chili but only with pop open white hots
>>21589527>every chili is a watery messwhy cant women cook?
>>21590216They use crock pots. There is no sear, no fry, they drain the water and fat off the beef. They don't know how to deglaze, they don't know how to sweat vegetables. Nobody taught them the basics.
>>21590183>since 1880wow.
>>21589527Ok? And?Did you win?What was your recipe?How did everyone else's measure up?Like, shit dude, why'd you even make the thread if you weren't going to go into any detail?
>>21589683Yes. It's called having a real job. You also get to socialize and have fun chili cookoffs >>21590176Okay
>>21590416I know a guy that looks exactly like you that also works HR with all women
>>21589527Hunchback can FUCKING GET IT!
>>21589794And you love to be surrounded by 30+ year old women who are all in relationships. Whoops
>>21590480she looks like she might be a bitch tho
>>21589603>make up situation>get mad at itsad existance
>>21589577Based
>cooking vienna sausagesdefeats the point, you're supposed to eat them out of the can like a piggly wiggly
>>21589527damn i miss this. we used to have cook out and pot luck so many times then big corp broke up our small branch
>>21591393>make up situation>get mad at itbased existence
>>21589577been there, never againworst are the token simps
>>21589957>Dutch ovenwhats so good about it
>>21589527this is good
>>21592278Wendeez nuts hit your chin
>>21589527>Big YNew England detected
>>21589557Yeah lemme just bring in my regular pot full of chili- do you guys have a burner I could warm this on? Oh, the office doesn't have a fucking oven in it? Oh well, it's fine to serve 60 degree meat after its been sitting out for a few hours right?
>>21591398those are little smokies not vienna sausages
>>21589577Redpilled
>>21592908just dump it on the floor a la kevin >>21589676
>>21590416you look like a fag
>>21589794>i'll call him gay! Now he'll think twice the next time he says something valid!
>>21589527That woman's got a iphone 6!How're are they still working? I'm surprised she hasn't upgraded yet? Are y'all paid poorly, OP?
>>21593307Yes, he's obviously a homosexual. So what?
i would not eat anything a coworker would cook unless ive worked with them in a restaurant for at least a few months. if i dont know with confidence that they are clean-working and concerned about the quality of ingredients then im not going to eat whatever shit has come out of whatever roach-infested hole they live in.ive known way too many absolute monsters of people who pass as normal to trust their cooking.
>>21590175Nothing gayer than those black wedding bands
>>21589527Fat women try to do anything at work except eat challenge: IMPOSSIBLE!
>>21590109Shid.
>>21589527kill... me....
WHO WON???
>>21589957will reiterate from this anon's post that cast iron pots are the absolute way to cook chili (or most dishes that require a big pot). anything else and you are severely missing out
>>21596113>stewing tomatoes for several hours in a cast iron potYou sound smart
>>21590082Why do you like... type like a... fucking faggot?
>>21596114You clearly don't know how to make chili or how cast iron works, but here's your (you)
>>21596117Don't tell me you're one of those brokeback mountain texas queers that thinks tomatoes don't go in chili
>everything on one power stripIm surprised the fuse didn't blow
>>21596131Judging by the brand on the hot dog buns they're in one of the most expensive states for electricity, too. DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. STUPID CUNTS.
>>21590118man i hate to say it but this is one of the few things i use chatgpt for. i can't tell you how many times i've forgotten the name of a show or a movie or something and it's managed to figure it out.
>>21596127hormel or bust
>>21589527Oh yes I remember shit like this from my time in the US. It's honestly kinda sad and pathetic to witness, really. These people, who would rather eat instant ramen at their desk than go have lunch with their peers, had these forced little events the boss obligated everyone to attend where they had to play pretend family for an afternoon. The Euros were more gregarious and hung out organically, which the same boss actually disliked because it was ouside of his control
>>21589527grim
>>21589527food poisoning: the forced fun event
>>21589577I have been working completely remotely for 4 years i don't know half of my coworkers because i never have to interact with them. It's so fucking lonely, writing code day after day and only talking to my boss (on teams)I'll take up a job with as many women as possible
