When did you last eat a lemon?
>>21590974when I was a kid then my mom told me it was bad for your teeth and that was that
>>21590974Never. I squeeze the wedges into drinks though and cook with the juice. You know, like a normal person.
When I sliced them and stuck them onto a chicken I was baking. They tasted like sour salty grossness, I thought I was gonna enjoy them
I ate a few limes the other day, I just felt like it. Not because I thought I was a pirate. I know I'm not. I've been told I'm not.
>>21590997You're a butt pirate.
I sometimes make rice with the lemon zest and juice
>>21590998I'm not. I've been told I'm not.
>>21590988When I was a kid I ate pineapple until my lips bled. My mum giggled.>>21590997>I know I'm not. I've been told I'm not.Dont you be comin round here speakin bout pirates.
>>21590974If you want to converse about lemons, wouldn't it be fitting to ask a more poignant question?Because I'm sure you really dont care about when anons have last consumed this sour citrus, whether its been recently or a long time hence.
>>21590974You should really use a serrated knife to cut acidic foods, the acidity might ruin the blade in the long term, but it also cooks the egg.
>>21591008Yes, you are correct my most asstoot friend. The original question was not to be interpreted literally but presented in such a way it would stir a much more broad discussion of the lemon, not just as the zingy fruit you see in the OP, but its place in this world and our relationships thereof.
>>21591006I wasn't speaking about pirates, I was speaking about myself (who knows he's not a pirate as he's been told he's not)
I always eat a lemon with my shellfish and walnuts. around 1657 I think
>>21591011Its my war knife. I want a nice patina to show the grandkids how many fruits I cut open.
>>21591012Very well then esteemed lemon-enjoyer. Though amusingly it seems, the replies forthcoming will be of a literal-minded persuasion.
>>21591019Did you skip over the pirate and time travelling walnut eater?
>>21590974Bout four years ago, peeled it and ate it whole in front of my cousin, who was as disgusted as I was.
>>21591073at least you ate it lemonbro
>>21591084>lemonbro
>>21591008>>21591012Get a room you two.
>>21590974Last year or so? I like to supreme it, dip the segments into a dish of salt and just chow down
>>21591146>dip the segments into a dish of saltsomethin that the preacher don't preach
>>21591485?
>>21591522sneed it or feed it?
>>21591541>>21591522
>>21591550perhaps you should orally ingest a citrus of the bitter variety?
