>tries to pick up tiny seeds with two sticks >half of them fall on the floor>"no problem I'll just lean with my face over the bowl" this is retarded, just use a spoon
>>21591060a bowl is just a big spoon
>>21591061you can’t put a bowl in your mouth
>>21591062serving spoons are too big for your mouth but they're still spoons
>>21591061Debunked.Spoons have handles.
>>21591070>HANDleyea exactly
>>21591066yeah they’re too big to deepthroat but you can still feasibly use it as an eating utensil. I can put like 25-50% of it in my mouth. plus it has a handle
>>21591070"Behold - A spoon!"
>>21591081you need to work on picking internet fights. this is stupid
>>21591082It's called a joke, you fucking sperg.
>>21591113fuckin dave chappelle over here
>>21591082behold, plato's retard
>>21591082Absolutely plebeian.
>>21591081calm down Diogenes
>>21591060seeds?
>>21591081Chuckled
>>21591066Those serving spoons are ladles.
>>21591833then why don't they work well for serving soup
>>21591081With a large enough bowl, yes.
>>21591060just use your fingers like the average canadian.
>>21592086Fried chicken is fingerlickin' good.
>>21591060It's true. I've made the same meal and eaten it with chopsticks and with a fork.When I use a fork, the plate is clean. With chopsticks there is ALWAYS rice scattered all over the plate.
>>21591148Yes. Rice is seeds.
>>21592141You don't know the shovel technique, gaijin.
>>21591060The chopsticks is emblemmatic of the East Asian Confucian fallacy. Chopsticks arose due to metals and pottery being too expensive and for a while they were sufficient. But then, the East Asianer is introduced to superior Western spoons and forks. Due to his Confucian brain (old = good; new = bad), he sticks to using two sticks to pick up sticky rice.
>>21591060Proper Japanese rice is somewhat sticky so you should easily be able to grab clumps of it without it falling apart. It shouldn't be hard to shovel big clumps of rice in your mouth.The rice Americans cook isn't designed to be eaten with chopsticks, that's why it falls everywhere and is hard to pick up and people use a spoon.Basically you are a retard gaijin OP its just the wrong rice.
>>21591060It’s hilarious, because 90% of Asians I’ve met even struggle to use their dumb sticks properly
>>21591081
>>21592155No. And no one would call cooked rice seeds anyway. Fuck yourself, faggot. You failed at using chopsticks and it's the world's problem? You suck. Just end it now, zoomer faggot.
>>21591060It's funny in anime when they eat very fast and spill it all around
>>21592277ok so explain all the other non jap, stick using, rice eaters
>>21593303rice sticks to rice, i only ever use chopsticks for rice when i get chinese food or the one time i did the egg on hot rice but other than that i use a spoon like a reasonable person
>>21593303Japan got it from China, as they did with most of their culture (this is not controversial it is simple history). And all these other countries got it from there too. China originated most Asian culture, though obviously its almost entirely unrelated to the current people occupying China. The actual heirs of Chinese culture live in Taiwan.
ITT: whites projecting their own deficiencies with a tool onto Asians.
>>21591060The starch of the rice sticks the grains.
>>21593345sorry if im in a bad mood, my breakfast today was a frosted honeybun and a venom energy drink
>>21593407you'd think such an indulgent breakfast would do the opposite
>>21591081kek>>21591082admit your failure like a man, that was a good joke
>>21591060That's why Thai people are based>Fuck your sticks nigga Ima use a utensil effective for this job
>>21591060cute lips, ma'am
>>21591081the chad anonymous poster>>21591082vs. the virgin "board visitor"
>>21591060>use a spoonbit racist innit
>>21591082pwnedQQ more loser
>>21591060>>21593308You eat rice with a spoon?? wtf
>>21594611You can just use the bowl like a giant spoon and tilt it
>>21595099tried it, steaming hot rice fell on my face
>>21595107the heat of the rice cooks the face
>>21595111skin degloved had to peel my face off like hannibal lechter from the movie ahhaha
>>21595115must've been sticky rice
>>21591060>>half of them fall on the floorskill issue
>>21591060I'm pretty sure the whole "wash your rice" meme is some elaborate culture-wide gaslight targeted to humiliate foreigners trying to eat their rice with sticks after washing all the starch off them so they don't clump into a ball you can grip.
>>21591060seriously though why are Asians STILL using chopsticks?
>>21595990I prefer them
>>21591081Based Diogenes posting in /ck/ today
>>21591060You can't convince me that chopsticks aren't a purposeful humiliation ritual
>>21596337Why, are you too retarded to use them?
>>21591853
>>21591081>>21591853Its primary function and everyday use is non-spoon related even though it could be used in a spoon-like manner under extraordinary circumstances.So behold!—it is not a spoon.
>>21591081>chad looking for an honest man>>21591082>believes himself to be an honest man
I have no problem with chopsticks usage in japan or china however the biggest retards in terms of utensils are koreansLet's have chopsticks but make them all out of metal so they loudly clack together and are unnecessarily weighty, they also are a much smoother surface so they are harder to hold and manipulate mhmm yes brilliant. Koreans are retards
>>21592382Calm down Eugene, nobody's impressed with your mail order bugwife.
>>21595995>>21596342>claims to be superior to the west>can't even invent forksChinks are just yellow jeets.
flour gives intestinal issues..
>>21597804and eating rice makes you a weak manlet, what's your point?
