This such a shitty plant
>>21592161thats just like your opinion man
One of my favorite vegetables because it makes for a quick dinner when missus and I don't feel like cooking. Frozen ones, anyway.
>>21592161True. People love to talk of "artichoke dip" which masks the flavor of the artichoke. I have never heard a single person ever recommend an artichoke recipe that doesn't mask the flavor if artichoke heavily.
its one of those veggies with way too much waste generallyyou're better off buying pickled artichoke hearts and the producers can use the waste to make animal feed or something
I peel all the petals, clean the heart from the flower fizz, cube it then dip it and the white part of the petals in vinaigrette eating them rawRaw artichoke heart is so crunchy and tasty
>>21592182Want the one for that dinner I mentioned in >>21592176? It's spaghetti with garlic, artichoke and olives. It very much tastes of artichokes. Other recipes: If using whole artichoke, long, purple ones are best relatively whole, just the tops cut off and the choke scooped out. It's then stuffed with garlic, cheese and its own stem and roasted after a drizzling of olive oil and sprinkling of salt. While not strictly an artichoke, cardoon is a relative and it tastes the same. I make cardoon pie when it's in season and have made the same pie with the frozen artichokes I mentioned already.I use artichoke in paella, as it's meant to have.Of course, there's Jewish artichokes, which are just floured and fried artichokes. Who doesn't live fried shit?But as for artichoke dip, I know what you mean. I had it for the first time a few years ago and was saddened that it tasted nothing like artichoke, I love artichoke so much.I even love cynar and my wife thinks it's gross. That's an artichoke liqueur.
>>21592161it's good because it makes your poop green
>>21592161I fuckin' love artichokes. Snip the thorns and stem off, Boil 'em with a little lemon juice until soft, dip the leaves in a butter-garlic-hot-sauce mix and scrape the meat off the bottom of the 'em until you get down to that delicious heart. Scrape that, cut it and dip it too. Fuckin' fantastic.
>>21592161Wrong, but if you eat a stuffed artichoke on the first date you’re a filthy fuckin gavone.if you order a stuffed artichoke in my restaurant youre a fuckin asshole.>>21592182Stuffed artichokes and fried artichokes are both tasty.
>>21593745>gavoneYou can't pronounce your own surname correctly, Lardmerican, so I shouldn't be surprised you can neither pronounce nor spell cafone.
>>21593797Eat some pasta fazool and take the stick out your ass, Italian grammar nazi
>>21593807You don't know what grammar is.
>>21593797don’t you know arguing on the internet when you’re hungry raises your cholesterol?>gets Anon a hot plate of galamadHere you go, Anon, my grandmother put her ankles into this batter. buon appitee
>>21593814sure i do, my grandpa married her hhahaha
>>21592161Did you know it's a kind of thistle
>>21592161picky eater thread #13579246869420, filtered by an edible plant that grows out of the ground, no reason given
>>21593827I did, yes because when a friend of mine's Scottish mother died, he wanted to bring thistles to her funeral because they're apparently special to Scots or something but florists in Italy didn't sell any. Instead, he called around to find artichokes that had bloomed and used those.>>21593822My cholesterol is perfect and I'm not hungry. I don't know what galamad is but gala means milk in Greek. Is it angry dairy?
>>21593814Spoken like a grammar nazi
>>21593842Fried squid ;)
i like the way they taste but at some point they hurt me when i eat them which i don't understand so i just gave up on them
>>21592161>grow some for the flowers>more bugs on them than any other edible plant I have ever grownAssassin bugs, leaf footed bugs, japanese beetlesCovered in them
>>21593859Calamaro fritto?
>>21593869Stop eating the thorns, silly
>>21593825kek good one bro
>>21593891Yes, if calling it that makes you happy
>>21592161This is my favorite vegetable.
For me it's stuffed.
