When it comes to ketchup there's Heinz™, and there's f***ing up.
>>21592253ironic advertising is still advertising
*SLAP**SLAP**SLAP**SLAP*
>>21592253W-what would you fist up?
>>21592253Ahem
>>21592253i bet that bottle would feel really good in my butt :)
>>21592253Hunt's has been crowned winner before actually.
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>>21592253>>21592314>>21592462Disingenuous trollers. It hasn't come in glass bottles for years.
>>21593657You can still buy the glass bottles.
>>21592273Much like how you advertise your heterosexuality but deep down you like to get dicked down. How's that for irony, Jack?
>He's never had Brooks
Polish ketchup > *
>>21594803Owned by Heinz
>>21594852Makes no difference. It's still tailored to Polish tastes and it's better.Want Polish ketchup that has nothing to do with Heinz at all? Here you go.
>>21594854>It's still tailored to Polish tastesyou're going to need to explain what that means
Kotlin is better and nothing will ever change that.
>>21594803>>21594854Oh shit. I shoulda gone through the thread before posting >>21594863
dont care i buy store brand
>>21594803I've had eastern yuro ketchup. It's the same as normal ketchup but even sweeter. yuros claim this is somehow better
>>21594958your description is not accurate
>>21594958You just confirmed that you've never actually had it. It's not sweeter. It has a stronger tomato-y flavour. It's much more savoury-y than Ameritchup.
>>21594969yeah the pudlizski one practically tastes like a mcds burger
>>21593657False flag
I like Hunt's because I do this with a Sharpie.
>>21595655Baste and Chuntpilled
Heinz is the ideal and perfect ketchup much like Coca Cola is the idea and perfect cola or the McDonald's fry is the perfect fry. Food scientists have worked on these products for decades to make sure they maximally stimulate and hijack our stomachs and brains reward systems.
>>21594852So? Pudliszki tastes nothing like Heinz.
