A very valuable thread died because today I'd like to talk to you about this son of a bitch right here. The Kolache, no not the pastry, and no I don't care what name you have for it. What I want to know is if one of you chuds has attempted to make them yourself, and you need to tell me what sausage worked best for you and what recipe for the dough worked best for you. Alright you may begin.
>>21593499That's a pig-in-a-blanket. Everyone who calls them kolaches is wrong.
>>21593499Kolache means "wheel-shaped". Idk how the name got attached to sausages in dough
>>21593545Nah, pigs in blankets are small sausages in a croissant type dough. These are full polish sausage in a slightly sweet roll dough.>>21593549It's just what the Polish Texans called it.
you guys talking bout knishes?
>>21593499It's a baked bao bun
>>21593557No.
>>21593569and people wonder why Jews are so insular.
>>21593557Knishes are unfathomably based. Even the plain potato ones are awesome. I like mustard on mine. >>21593499Ive heard of Kolaches but ive never had one. Apparently the bread is sweet? And ive seen ones with sausages but not with cheese. I'd try both kinds, they look good in your pic OP
>>21593581Sausage cheese and jalapeno is the goat
I mixed the croissant dough with the biscuit dough then used it for kolaches and it was good I never tried it before until last week
>>21593499Looks rather dense, could you wrap sausages in Bisquick dough as a quick version?
>>21594191The OP is a bad example, it was from a recipe I found on Google, it's supposed to be a lighter dough than that, maybe close to a dinner role but slightly thicker and sweet
>drive with work buddy through my birth state Texas>stop at Shipley's, tell him to try the kolaches>he says they aren't very goodI haven't talked to that tastelet in 3 years now
>>21594738oh come on don't bully your friend for not liking them. kiss him and tell him it's okay
>>21593499>>21593549>>21593556Niggers. I'm Polish and I refuse to believe that Polish Americans made this name for something so sloppy. Kołacz in Polish means round/wheel-shaped bread and is pronounced like "kowach" and not "kolach/kolač" like in other Slavic languages, therefore it must've been brought by some other Slavs or perhaps even the Yids. Kołacz where i'm from is not a fucking hotdog in sloppy dough with fake-colored cheese oozing out and jalapenos stuffed inside like at some costco foodcourt. Kołacz was a ritual bread, intricately decorated with shapes made of dough which were supposed to divinate the future, thus they were served for good luck at weddings and used as offering breads left for spirits or ancestors, often with some milk or honey drizzled over it to symbolize bountiful harvest and gratefulness. We Poles don't even put kiełbasa in anything else other than some open sandwiches where it's chopped thin and the skin is pulled off. The kiełbasa that we grill or use for soups is totally different from this shit you have which is more like a hotdog, I don't understand your obsession with kiełbasa and cabbage, it's like you went to Oktoberfest and LARPed with what you saw to "reconnect" with muh roots. You have no idea how deep the symbolism of the word kołacz runs, the bread was baked to resemble the sun's life giving rays and the whole family would spin it clockwise to resemble the actual motion of the sun, the same direction as the ritual dance korowód. Doing it widdershins was considered black magic.
>>21594755No one cares about your opinion.
>>21594773Listen "muh perogies" boomer faggot, it's not my opinion but the basis of Polish cuisine, the kołacz bread served on an embroidered fabric alongside salt is the most basic guests' welcome that any traditional Polish home could give you and it's older than your country itself, stuffing fake "kiełbasa", jalapenos and nacho cheese into ritual bread is not going to reconnect you to any of the weak heritage left in your diaspora cuisine, you just guaranteed yourself a bad harvest and a curse on your livestock if you've done that to a kołacz
>>21593499>what sausage worked best for youWhatever long sausage you enjoy the most besides cock. That sounds like an unsatisfying answer but it's the correct answer.
>>21594755>>21594786>euro seething we did it better againyawn, get a new routinedont bother replying with another novel, didnt read the first 2, won't read the next
>>21594786I didn't read your first rant I'm not going to read this one either. No one values your input.
>>21594789Why bother commenting if you're just going to give a lazy non-answer? There are several factors that can affect the outcome other than the preferred flavor of the sausage, you didn't even try to think about it you just vomited the first thing that popped into your head. If you're that desperate for interaction try putting in some effort.
>>21594755>>21594786Based polish making the mutts seethe and piss.
>>21594755>>21594786Kek. Insightful and funny post pollack bro. I do agree with you. As a mutt, Americans need to put meat and cheese in everything, its how they are raised and why most of them are so fat.
>>21594877Why should anyone bother when you don't care?
>>21593499>KolachePretty sure you mean Klobasniki there, chud.
>>21593556>Polish Texans called it.They don't though. Kolache is what they call the round fruit pastry, the sausage-in-bread thing they call a Klobasnik.
>>21593499I make mine with Tijuana Mama sausages
