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This is my dinner. Say something nice about it.
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I'm not a big fan of chocolate
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>>21594295
some gravy graced with sausage rounds,
gold potadas with spice abounds;
the plate is full, the night not dull,
the darkness filled with eating sounds.
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You should evaluate your portion sizes
Consider eating half that much next time
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>>21594303
*if you're a twink
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I'd give it a sniff
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It has a pleasant sheen. The lighting is very complimentary toward the subject matter. You did a pretty good job photographing this meal.
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>>21594299
That's a shit poem kys
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>>21594295
It looks like you cut a turd into rounds and covered it with diarrhea
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>>21594320
so I guess this isn't going to be my "thing" on here then. I'll try something else
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>>21594295
looks surprisingly decent as far as /ck/ blogposts go. could use a non-starch vegetable but oh well. did you make the gravy yourself?
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>>21594331
Do you have to have a thing? Sounds exceptionally narcissistic. Incredibly so.
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>>21594331
Try >>>reddit>>>>
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>>21594338
I don't know how long it's been
Since I could say I had a "thing";
Besides of course stealing socks
Burning rice and sucking cocks.
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>>21594349
Can you start namefagging please? Just so it's easier to ignore you? It should fit in with your personality as well
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>>21594319
It's the fork that makes the image
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>>21594350
It's okay anon I'm dropping it now. How's your evening going btw?
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>>21594355
It's morning and I'm shitposting whilst being bored on Teams meetings. How about yourself?
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>>21594332
It is roux, chicken broth, heavy cream, parm. With cajun spices. Sausage is andouille
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>>21594295
Just add a quarter of the plate worth of some kinda mushroom(beech, wood ear or even some shiitake) add some fine cut chives on top, maybe swap the sausages for a pork chop and you are gold. Pretty solid dinner, anon. I kinda envy you right now.
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>>21594365
Yeah evening here, work week is done, dinner is down, and I think I'm about to crack open some beers whilst I grave this webpage with progressively shittier shitposting into the night. Need to make some plans for tomorrow too, nice weather and I sometimes waste my weekends by being lazy.

OH and I might be posting a cookalong tomorrow, I have a couple cooking projects planned.
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>>21594295
Nice sauce, biatch
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>>21594295
reminds me of that time I left a packet of Rolos in the car on a hot day
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>>21594397
Yeah post a cookalong.
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>>21594453
I'll be making a few pounds of meatballs and some basic tomada sauce
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>>21594295
I can't.
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>>21594397
>OH and I might be posting a cookalong tomorrow, I have a couple cooking projects planned.
It's only Brits, Aussies and Kiwis that post cook-a-longs.
I like them but the Mutts get upset and ALWAYS complain/criticise because it doesn't come in a packet or a fast food outlet.
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>>21594463
yeah my cookings-along are always met with derision and apathy but I still postem
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>>21594463
>no condensed soup? Ewwwwww
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>>21594534
I'll forewarn youse guys now that despite making my meatballs with honest ingredients I do use a bread crumb packet that's specifically designed for meatballs and meatloaves because it's just so good. It's cumbs but also salt and onion and a mix of powders which I think are starch and milk. It's just so good I stopped soaking breadcrumbs because it's so good. That and a Stock Pot™ are my only shortcuts I promise
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>>21594537
That's acceptable!
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>>21594295
Allow me:

Two brothers came upon a meet
on a hardened yellow plane
one was burned to crisp by sun,
while the other drenched in rain
as they met "what ho?", one said
to which the other did reply:
"No misses here, O brother dear,
only grimness did we spy."
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>>21594560
Your poëm is better than mine
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>>21594295
Anon, NO! I took a shit on that plate that's NOT FOOD!! I was going to throw it in the toilet bowl why did you eat that? It was fæces
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>>21594295
It looks like when a dog throws up shitty kibble
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>>21594295
It's not McDonalds
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Okay.

It looks better than you do.
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>>21594778
Fukin rekt
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>>21594778
But he's beautiful.
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>>21594295
Don't tell me what to do. The roundness is unappealing you useless cunt.
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>>21594295
I don't eat sausage anymore but it looks good OP. I usually make potatoes of some kind with a mushroom gravy. The circular slices might be offputting to some but overall nice job. How did you make the potatoes if you don't mind me asking? Oven?
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>>21594295
Well, I'm not that 4chan faggot. Your dinner/food looks great, I would do it 4 sure.
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>>21594295
That is dog food.
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>>21594299
Looks nasty, is that jar gravy loser
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>>21594451
Based, you’re a little cutie
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>>21595478
I'd feel bad even giving that to a dog
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>>21594295
the potatoes look really good
mouth watering even



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