How do I make broccoli not taste like asshole?
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>>21594820Cook it
Wash under tapMicrowave it for 4 minutesGrow a fucking pair of balls, you weak pussy bitch
>>21594820Ban social media immediately and you got it.
>>21594820Roast it or steam it until it's actually cooked. It gets sweet just like caramelizing onion after a while. Broccoli that is still crisp just tastes more bitter and sulfurous. And don't boil it unless you're making it into a soup or something like that otherwise you leach out some of the sugar and you're mostly just left with bitter fiber.
>>21594820blast it with soy sauce
>>21594820Try salt
This broccoli wild rice casserole is absolutely delicious.https://www.thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/recipes/a11294/broccoli-wild-rice-casserole/
>>21594820I just copy what they do at hibachi restaurants, stir fry it in copious amounts of butter and soy sauce.
>>21594835Civilization has reached a point where it now has to be burned down in its entirety if humanity is to survive.
>>21594820Pee on it
>>21594828Gottem
>>21594820>webmthis dude should be king of /ck/ 2bh
>>21594896if only we could be so happy
>>21594842>>21594880blast it with piss
>>21594859Dick not working..... billions must die
>>21594820homemade teriyaki saus is great
>>21594918Make a grilled cheese
>>21594820split into small flat pieces, sear until brown, turn down heat add water and steam for 5-10 minutes
I can't believe I am saying this but...don't cram
>>21594820If you don't like it...don't eat it? It's ok not to like some things OP.
>>21594820season it and don't undercook itboomer moms hate this one simple trick
>>21594820Add bacon. Or roast it with garlic. Read some recipes. And never post that vertical video cancer cringe again.
>>21594820If you're woking, you make sauces like chop sui or teriyaki or whatever to make it taste good.
>>21594828children love broccoli. they usually hate brussels sprouts
>>21594820i love this guy he likes cheese
>>21595701No he loves broccoli, but the heat of the cheese...
>>21595702the heat of the cheese cooks his dance moves
>>21594820Cram it.
>>21594820Anyway to answer your question OP, roast, fry or steam your broccoli, never boil it. Also make sure to season it adequately, gotta have at least salt and garlic on there.
>>21595735>do everything you can to make it taste as little like brocolli as possible cook the shit out of it then drown it in cheeselmao just eat spragus or sprouts instead basically the same nutritionwise
>>21594820Saute with butter, salt, and pepper.
Steam it and add black pepper
>>21595701He loves attention from children like yourself on social media.
>>21595711
>>21594820Cut brocolli into evenly sized pieces. Toss lightly in olive oil. Salt it, pepper it. Cook at 400 degrees american for 20 minutes. Can add garlic if you want but not at all necessary. This is one of the core staples of my diet for the last 15 odd years, still enjoy it to this day
>>21594820There is literally no taste better than that of a woman's sweaty asshole
>>21595695delusional slave
>>21595874No, stalker child. It is you who is a slave to the greens your parents forced you to eat. Run along now.
>>21594820Salt.Either have it absorb meat juices and get soft or char it, both are good.
>>21594820You clearly just don't like broccoli. Eat something else.
>>21594820The creature in the OP hurts me. How do I make it stop?
>>21594820Eat cauliflower instead. It's like less skunky broccoli.
>>21594820When cooking cruciform vegetables, like broccoli, cauliflower, or brussels sprouts, you should avoid adding salt during cooking, as they can produce bitter tasting compounds in the presence of salt and heat. (Some people are more offended by the taste of these compounds than others, you're probably on the upper end for that) Steam them and only add salt when serving, IE after they have cooled. See if that improves things for you. HTH, OP
>>21594820Don't stick it in your ass before eating
>>21594820>pretending he didn't just eat a piping hot piece of broc that is burning his mouththey call it the craft
>>21594851No protein - get fucked buy an ad
>>21594820Did this get added as a Fortnite dance yet?
>>21596294Mushrooms and Broccoli are both relatively high protein and have 1/2 to 1/3rd the protein of an equivalent volume of chicken. If you absolutely need it to be a high protein meal you can substitute in skim milk and bullion cubes instead of the chicken broth.
brush them in oil and garlic and airfry them
>>21595808Chadwick spotted
season your asshole, not every asshole has to taste like broccoli
>>21594828This and some salt
>>21596328>Mushrooms and Broccoli are both relatively high protein and have 1/2 to 1/3rd the protein of an equivalent volume of chicken.no they don't, what is this nonsense. i don't even eat meat but mushrooms and broccoli are not high protein and certainly not even close to 1/3 the protein content of meat.if you were misinformed by certain things circulating a while ago, then broccoli has a similar protein content to meat if you go by calorie count. but that ends up being like 10x the weight so you'd need to eat closer to a pound of broccoli to get the same protein as an ounce or two of meat.
>>21595828I wouldn't know
After moving to a shithole suburb of Houston I have come to understand that produce taste is insanely dependent on its quality. I'm sure Houston itself has good farmers markets with locally grown produce, but the slop you get from Kroger or HEB out in the 'burbs is such rancid shit it's insane. Broccoli is always rubbery and past fresh, lettuce is always slimy and deteriorates in the bag after a couple of days. Sometimes the taste is so bad it drives me to avoid vegetables for weeks until I get the courage to try some more. Frozen produce is the best option, like fruit and peas. But some vegetables suck frozen, like broccoli. Contrast that to where I'm from, a small town in the pacific northwest, with a big emphasis on farming and sourcing food locally. The produce was so god damn fresh and lush. I used to eat salads like every day back home, they were so good. So anyway, the answer to your question op is that even plain steamed broccoli can taste good, as long as it was good quality to begin with.
>>21594820have you tried washing it?
>>21595808pretty much this, and some lemon squeezed on after cooking can be nice
>>21595658>It's ok not to like some things OP.Are you sure?Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
>>21594820>doesn't get any cheese on the broccoli>pretends it's delicious regardless otherwise the clip would be ruinedI hate this
>>21594820How much asshole do you eat daily?
>>21596929If you try something and don't like it I don't think that makes you picky. A picky person wouldn't try new things at all. There's not much point in forcing yourself to tolerate a food you just don't like because it only "broadens your horizons" to dishes made with that thing you don't like.
flavor it with whatever flavors you like
>>21594820Why John, why.
>>21596931He also burned his finger pretty good and tried to play it off as dancing.
>>21594820what is this creature? is it british or irish?
>>21597395Argentina.
>>21594820This man is so cringy and embarrassing to see. Why is he smiling? Why is he doing this performance?? What a gay dance. WTF happened to the world?!?
>>21597418i do not believe you
>>21594820Panfry it in chicken fat or boil it in chicken broth. Use black pepper
>>21594820Parboil, chop up, then air fry until partially dried and crispy. Sprinkle with lard and sea salt.
>>21594820Refrain from shoving it up your ass.
>>21595695my favorite foods as a child were broccoli brussels sprouts and beets
>>21594820Just dont eat it.
