What drinks are must haves at a college party?
enough to last.
beer and coke for me
Chocolate yoohoo all around. WARNING: 18+ ONLY
>>21601362Cheap beer, the more it tastes like piss the better. Vodka of some sort, either smirnoff or something from costco. Pink whitney if you're gay/a girl, don julio if you're poor black, hennessy if you're rich black, tequilla and modelo if you're mexican, maotai if you're chinese and older than 55, absinthe if you're from below the mason-dixon line, and cognac if you hate jews good luck!
>>21601362Jello shots, Natty Light, vodka + gatorade, and some fireball + decent whiskey for the boys
>>21601362Water for people who don't drink or drank too much and soda, coke or lemonade for people who want to mix their drink with that. Beer for lightweights, something like vodka for the more experienced drinkers and maybe something like punch for those with a sweet tooth. Keep it simple for starters and figure out what works and what doesn't during the first party to get more ideas for the second. Don't get too bogged down on just one aspect of the party, it's not just about the drinks but about the atmosphere you're creating, the space, the number of people within a space, the music and so on.
>>21601362Plain water to rehydrate girls so that they can continue to party with Chad while you stand in the corner and watch.
>>21601499My feet hurt
>>21601499>chadGo back to /r9k/, you schizo incel cunt.
>>21601499If OP is the girls, Chad is going to the party on the other end of the street. I'll be the leftovers man, not your freshest pick, but still warm and no salmonella. But I wasn't in the fridge, so I am salmonella actually. She can smell it on me. I'm out the door. Foiled again!!1! This is all Nancy's fault for not inviting me to the cooler party where I could've cucked her by getting it on with Chad by tricking him into thinking it was gonna be a threesome, but then it's actually just me, the garden roses and the pale moonlight under which we kiss and make sweet love... Until he dies of salmonella. That's when OP swoops in to comfort Nancy and they have lesbian sex, so OP's house is empty. That's when I strike, like a snake, ssssssssslither into the house and paint the floor green, like myself, so I'm invisible for the second party OP throws and I'll gnaw at OP's ankle when she least expects it, so you better watch out... Don't mess with the python, that's the code... print("The End.")>>21601507Shoo me away from the computer too, end my suffering
>>21601362tons of alcohol and sluts. hope this helps
arsenic kool aid
Jungle juice
>>21601362water
>>21601362Sleeper bottle - amaretto. Gives people a break from beer. Can mix with oj or add to coke which tastes like dr. pepper. Only 56 proof and will not knock the lightweights out.
>>21601362Caribou Lou, it's hard to find 151 anymore tho
>>21601637I have literally never seen this at a frat, dorm, apartment, or other college-related party. Have you ever helped organize a successful wet social event?
>>21601565How do you make it?
>>21601835in my experience it's vodka and rum plus whatever mixers you have on hand, topped up through the night with the dregs of any other spirits until you get a drink that's undrinkable to anyone who isn't already hammered
>>21601648You clearly haven't
>>21601362Unleash the malort.
>>21601835My standard recipe in college was1 gallon bottle hawaiian punch1 2L sprite1 taaka handleAnd for every 3 of those id throw in a bottle of pineapple juice and a bottle of malibu
>>21601637The only correct way to drink amaretto is with equal parts scotch
these were a massive hit. cheap ass beer that the girls also like
cognac
>>21601362bottled water for the one girl that's worth fucking.
porch crawler:jug of vodka, case of cheap beer, a few lemonade concentrates in a cooler with icewa la
>>21601545
alcohol is for fucking tryhard losersand before you say anything, yes, I am KHHV
>>21601362Clearly, nobody in this thread has ever had girls at their party.Picrel is LITERALLY all you need for the women
>>21601362Beer, base spirits like vodka, rum, whiskey etc. and basic mixers like coke, sprite, fanta, lime and lemon juice and so on. Don't start with cokctails i's a pain in the ass as you need too much ingredients and shakers/blenders. At best you should have a shitty bottle of malibu and pineapple juice on hand. Shots very much depend on the demographic.
>>21601362I've never been to one but I feel like sangria would would be a great choice.
>>21601362I am not invited to those parties.
>>21602572This. Just dont bring any expensive booze.
>>21601362Bud Ice keg for the extra 1% abv. Trash can punch. Someone will probably have some Jaeger in the freezer. I went to college 98-02 so I'm probably dated out of the current trends which is probably white claw and sticking tampons soaked in vodka up your ass.
>>21601362Grey goose bottle filled with cheap shit
>>21602743>Bud Ice kegKeg yes, Bud Light no. Usually just a case/keg of whatever cheap beer is the favorite of the guy footing the tab>Trash can punchStill very common, though some of us use a Gatorade water cooler (stolen from the athletics facility) instead.>Jageroh godYou ever heard of a Jagerbomb? Imagine that but you just down a scoop of dry preworkout and chug Jager immediately after. I did it once, never again.
>>21601368Coke is such a nothing drug, literally doesn’t do anything me. Amphetamine amd ecstacy/mdma at least give you euphoria, weed even.But to answer op’s question, doesn’t matter. It’s all just one substance, alcohol. But having spirits available is good because high % stuff gets you more fucked up than milder stuff. T. A formel alcoholic
>>21602795Many people say coke to mean coca cola
White claws for the freshman girls Dozens of bottles of smirnoff for the whores + jello shotsByob for the guys with an emergency bottle of kraken rum if i see someone sipping peoples emptys
>>21601362booze. doesn't matter what. people under 30 will drink anything.
>>21602520
>>21601935Chiraqi's stay the fuck away from my party
>>21601376What if I'm a gay Hispanic, Jew-hating, 55 year old black from Tennessee ?
>>21601362GoonNo matter how rich or poor you are. No matter how classy or trashy you are. No matter how young or old you are. There's always goon.
>>21602795>Coke is such a nothing drug, literally doesn’t do anything me.you weren't buying coke then and were just getting ripped off lol
tequila if you want the bitches to take their clothes off. Literally worked every single timeFor less risky business at a small friend gathering I'd say white claws for the girls and cheap piss beer, maybe whiskey for the dudesIf the party is huge then you need a keg and a whole tub of jungle juice
>>21601362The early 2010s was such a weird time. Everyone looked like they were 35.
>>21604264that's because they were. That's how you got prime hs scene girl pussyI literally knew a girl groomed by Hopsin AND that faggot Davi from BOTDF
I went to a handful of college parties in my life, most ended up being surprisingly close to what high school and college parties look like in the movies.
>>21601362keg of shit beer. keystone light, natty light, etc.jungle juice (everclear mixed with juice)good to go. i used to just bring my own 4lokos to my fraternity's parties so i didn't have to deal with going to the keg. also i didn't like dancing or really interacting with people despite being in the fraternity so i'd just hang out on the porch and smoke and drink 4lokos. more fun to hang out with the smokers for me.we did special occasion stuff sometime. one christmas party we got an ice luge and had a ton of peppermint schnapps to put down the luge for girls at first then everyone was doing it. fun. also shot-skis
>>21601362American movies have taught me American childhood and young adult years are for inviting your highschool friends over for a party when your parents are not home. Your friends will destroy your house but your parents will only be mildly annoyed and "ground" you.
>>21605184based shotski enjoyer
>>21601362Rohypnol and Viagra. I want those twinks passed out and ROCK HARD. Vote for Newsom.
