shitty candy thread
>>21603616go fuck yourself these rule, except the banana ones. i saved those up and threw them at black kids out of the passenger side window of my dads decommissioned police inteceptor crown vic and one time they got a little aggressive after a golden shower of banana runts my dad had to turn on the siren and they scattered like cockroaches
>>21603616my fav are the green ones
>>21603616Runtz are great. I used to beg my parents for their loose change to get these from gumball machines at restaurants
I miss the old Mike n Ike zours
>>21603616So is it true the banana variant the banana runts is designed to taste like is now extinct?Also sharing my mom’s favorite candy, which sucks major ass and is hilarious because she’s such a picky eater
>>21603750I have a morbid curiosity for how long these sit in the machines. They always look like they've been there for years
>>21603616They don't have these at most places where I live, but I went to some touristy bullshit candy shop with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago and they were selling baggies full of them, but they couldn't use the actual name and called them "Rascals" instead LOL
>>21603750It never occured to me that you could get them anywhere else.
>>21603790Not extinct but damn near, independent banana farmers still grow them on a small scale, but the trees are prone to disease so they're not viable for mass production.
>>21603625only the red and banana ones are good.
Name brand old people candy. Only slightly better than Crows, which aren't real liquorice.
>>21603793They probably have been there for years. Fortunately runts last forever.
>>21603968These are fantastic
>>21603625>except the banana ones>>21603790>filtered by Good & PlentyHoly pleb
Used to drive by the factory in Massachusetts often. They went out of business and are now back.
Literal plastic. I don't even know how Americans eat this shit
>>21604032oh god nothose are a top notch candy and some unique flavors. they are great
>>21604044it's literally just corn syrup and flour
>>21604025>artificially flavored candy coated “licorice”Just accept that it’s fucking trash. At least a real ingredient twizzler type candy would be more respectable.
>>21604044The cherry bites are marginally better but yeah these suck
>>21603616itt: bug eaters
>>21603790These are so gross it’s not even fucking funny
>so bad it's a meme
>>21603616It was different back in the 90s when you were at the grocery store with your parents and they had a bunch of those quarter machines with various things from mock food brand stickers to loose candy.
>>21604044I like them
>>21605706I'll eat candy corn by the fistful. The only thing better are those candy pumpkins.
>>21605863>>21605842>>21605706These are so bad. Let’s step it up a notch for a real plebe filter. Haribos are utterly shit gummy bears. Albanese is the vast superior option. It goes from a C tier to S tier.
>>21605863huh how do you eat those?
>>21605842I delivered to the factory that makes them Bryon Ohio I think.Also make dum dum suckers Long time ago those were penny apiece.
>>21605842Bit o honey is frekin GOOD!!
>>21603968make them sour and im in>>21605706the secret for me is to eat them with salted peanuts, now it's crack in candy form
But what are you saying, if those sweets are delicious, only the banana ones tasted horrible, it was a terrible sensation to feel the taste of banana in your mouth, because they didn't even taste like banana, it was a very different taste from that of a fruit, but the others taste very good, personally I think the orange ones are the ones that taste the best and are most similar to the taste of the original fruit
what the fuck were they thinking
>>21606865>People liked those beanboozled jelly bellys we should do something like that
>>21606647Thats actually a pretty cool design for a water tower
aye fuck you
>>21606637That’s cool, did they have free samples for the drivers?
Used to love these as a kid now my body shivers every time I take a bite out of them
>>21608101I didn't get any they were hundreds suckers on ground outside. They had all been run over by trucks and Fork trucks and stuff though
>>21603616>Nerds>Neco tums discs (chocolate's okay)>non-Watermelon Warheads>non-Watermelon Sour Patch>non-peanut having candy bars (except Midnight Milky Way)>no homemade stuff because liability>Twizzlers are poison>>21603750The banans are good, and the grape's all right.
>>21603968Dots are inoffensive at least, and the Orange's kind of good.>>21605706Have to be fresh. But it's hard to have more than a couple.>>21606865Texture's the best thing about them. >>21608103>Walmart Neccos, even worse
>>21603790theyre not good, but theres plenty of them because no one buys them LMAO
>>21606865Gay Zombies?
>>21605706most crammable candy.
>>21603616are runts still a thing I haven't seen them in ages
I went through a phase as a kid where I stole stuff from stores, this was always number one on the list
>>21604686And that's what it tastes like but with the consistency of an extension cord.
>>21609195they only sold these at the ice skating rink for some reason and that's the only place I tried them
>>21606865>fart skittles>most didn't fard>but one tastes like a big shit in ur mouth
>>21603616these fuckers
>>21605706ive had those once and they were rock-hard and just tasted of pure sugar (really boring)is there more to them or did i just taste a bad example?
>>21605902the star mix is better in my opinion
>>21605706These are so good, I wonder why theyre so widely hated?
>>21610681They're supposed to be soft and taste kind of like vanilla marshmallows.I hate mint. Y'all have fun with your toothpaste candy.
>>21610670
>>21611585That's granny stuff. Try to pull one up and they're so stuck together that the whole dish comes up. People know what I'm talking about. I love my grandparents but that's gosh darned funny.
>>21603616Spice Drops
>>21605863These fuckers were my favorite part of going to the bank when I was little
>>21605902Agreed, those haribo goldbears are horrible, I threw some away. Even kids during Halloween wouldn't take them, closed packages. This is how I found Ablanese Gummy's, they blow the fuck outta Haribo, made in the USA and not Eurotrash or some asian bug location. Albanese are better in both flavor and texture.
>>21605862>cornYOU WILL EAT YOUR CANDY CORNAND LIKE IT!
>>21605902>>21612066As if you subhuman cornstarch chuggers have any idea what makes good gummy bears
>>21610670Love these, but they've gotta be soft as intended. Most are bagged so poorly they turn hard long before they're purchased.
>>21612084Love makes the best gummy bears, not some eurotrash or asian commie shit.
>>21603616The best gummys are the ones that don't try to steal our Precious Bodily Fluids
>>21605842I want to try these straight off the belt before it hits a cooling tunnel. I bet they are fantastic. My favorite candy btw
>>21612118Agree that soft texture is very pleasant. The fruity Easter versions are great because you know they’re fresh when they appear
>>21606865>If I had a bowl of skittles and I told you just three were zombie flavored, would you take a handful?
>>21613365WE KNOW what soft fruity texture you crave.Since you capped Easter, you KNOW that you're going to hell to burn forever in a pit of boiling sewage.
>>21608654The only thing peeps are good for is sticking in a microwave with your dad on easter and laughing as they get tortured and explode
>>21610670i could eat 2 lbs of these, and i especially love when they're stale and insanely hard
>>21603750When I was a kid I saw a guy at Walmart filling one of these, banana only. He noticed me watching and told me to stick my hand in the top and grab a handful. I declined. Really I was just curious about the process.
>>21603968These are one of my favorite candies but I don’t eat them much anymore. I have a fake incisor tooth because I got my ass kicked in a boxing match and chipped my front tooth. I bit into one of them a couple years after and it pulled my fake tooth right out. So, I had to go back to the dentist to get it re-cemented.
>>21603790>So is it true the banana variant the banana runts is designed to taste like is now extinct?Reddit myth The big mike banana has a higher concentration of the ester that has the banana flavor than the Cavendish but it's not a different flavor
>>21611585To be fair, penny candy peppermints like the ones you posted are the absolute lowest tier of mint confection. Try a Scotch mint every now and again and your life will never be the same.
>>21613511I WILL NOT apologize for loving the Easter Bussy
>>21610666For a split second he was thinking of choking him until blood came out of his eyes again until he realized he wouldn't survive the attempt
I fucking hated these as a kid and havent tried them since. My mom loved them
>>21612066I agree golden bears suck but every other haribo product ive had was great. The wild berry haribo, smurfs and watermelon slices are the best imo
>>21614916Watermelon peeps are good. Otherwise, they could use some improvements.
