the height of australian cuisine
sprinkles > hundreds and thousands
>>21603861what am I looking at
>>21603861>blocks your path
>>21603883dingos in a swag
>>21603887OI MEET THATS A KEEWEE INVINTION AY BRU
>>21603883you really need someone to tell you what buttered white bread with sprinkles looks like?
>>21603861The height of Australian beer
>>21603892jej
>>21603861a challenger appears
>>21604764Vegemite is dogshit, you squinty eyed nasal cunt
>>21604764Ewwww no butter
>>21603892You just labeled an output vector for a bot training a CNN image generator
>>21603883fairy bread.
>>21604764delicious as a base for avocado toast
>>21604890sounds perfect for you
I had a roo meat pie in a vegemite crustIt was surprisingly delicious I think most auscunt cuisine is just brit derivative with local ingredients
>>21604906lol
>>21604909>vegemite crustdidn't know that was a thing. vegemite brushed onto it or infused into the dough itself?
https://youtu.be/8JtNVbymr7s?si=vMRdY_8E_UYD95xF
What a timtams like?
>>21604089get yaself a VB ya fuckin dog cunt. get that up ya
>>21605154https://youtube.com/shorts/yMHuY4716h0
>>21605098like a bigger crispier penguin
>>21603883fag toast
>>21605098ccp slop
>>21604089mate no one drinks that shit here. we just sell it to you gronks
>>21603861i can see this as an improvised but good treat for children specially if you're under budget
>>21603861it's pretty good, I actually tried it once.
>>21605098interracial relationship propaganda the food
>>21603861Yeah, it does look like something that I would have made at 3AM on a Saturday because I had stayed up all night watching Conan movies and was craving something sweet but my parents never kept that kind of stuff around so I had to improvise.
>>21605098Two cookies between caramel and covered in chocolate, pretty good but you need to get past feeling like a sucker when you open a pack and get far fewer than you think you'll get.
>>21604917Infused into the dough i started copying that myself in various pastries and breads because the yeasty/malt flavor goes extremely well with salt or sugar plus its not as intense as vege as is
>>21607126Gay
>>21603861Man, years ago, I sw a short vid of a guy making Fairy Bread that starts off as a 'How-to' recipe-type vid & rapidly goes dideways into him reeeee-ing out & smearing butter everywhere, ending up on the floor covered in hundreds-&-thousands. IIRC, that is. I laughed fucking hard.Anyone seen it? I probably saved it, but that was several computers ago.
>>21604089it's pretty big I guess
>>21607159I saw a similar one but then the guy started ranting about israel and genocide, it kinda started making a lot of sense tho.
>>21603890Nobody ever said that you thieving ausnigger.
>>21603861Did the dingo eat your baby?
>>21603887Looks dry
>>21605098Why do I feel like I had this before even tho I Kno I never had them before?
>>21607159How To Make Fairy Breadhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=A08Ev1GounU
>>21607352this was the peak of youtubeit was all downhill from here
>>21603861>the height of australian cuisinewrong pic
take notes americuntsTHIS is the height of australian cuisine
>>21603883Poofter Bread
I tried this but i would rather cinnamon sugar my bread
>>21603861I'd rather a vanilla slice
Now we're eating posh
>>21603883didgeridoonuts
>>21603861All u need mates
>>21605154>>21605889What the fuck are you on about. Aussies talk about it all the time like it's the gold standard of beer or something. They even call it amber nectar
>>21603861>>21604089Fake Australian cuisine >>21603887>>21604764>>21605098>>21607373>>21607374>>21607568>>21607570Real Australian cuisine and it's amazing
>>21604909>I think most auscunt cuisine is just brit derivative with local ingredientsThe Government of Australia runs a pretty powerful campaign to promote the worst of the worst because they are so in bed with Colesworth that the economy would collapse. Pure garbage like Timtams, vegemite, fourandtwenty pies, and so on are forced upon us and we are told daily that these are so good (despite the fact they are rapidly declining in quality) and so Australia (despite the fact that all the companies are owned by foreigners). Its quasi-illegal to use native Australian plants as farming crops. They'll get some literal-who "aboriginal elder" to decree that it is offensive to grow that crop because it is sacred, so you'll be shuffled around from farm to farm in different jurisdictions, and if you aren't bankrupt by that lawfare they will send stand over men to come fuck your farm up. These native plants don't use much water, they taste pretty good, and are viable to sell at weekend farmer's markets because there is a huge demand. Sadly, water rights are not considered assets worth even declaring when a minister enters parliament and add into the fact that it also threatens the Western monoculture crops, the picture becomes clear.I'd like to start a proper fingerlime farm in the USA one day to escape all this bullshit. I know in my heart that it'll thrive on the open market and that Australia is doing its best to prevent it from being introduced to the world.
>>21603861Jesus fucking Christ, I come back here after 10 years and you niggers are posting all the same shit. This is why I left, you people have nothing new.
>>21607779settle down cunt
The fuck even happens over in Australia?
>>21607848They make a lot of terrible wine and it was very popular from like 1995 to 2005 and they're still mad that the general public now thinks of australia as the home of shit wine (I caught a ban for this opinion once so the mod is probably from australia)
>>21604089Honestly, this beer is good. The lager and ale are both nice. I don't understand the hate other than limp wristed elitests snobs regurgitating some shallow and pedantic opinion they heard on reddit without even trying the beer. They don't even sell this in australia; it's probably why they are so assblasted about it.Talking with aussies, I've heard VB is shit, even though I hear fellow burgers say it's the real aussie beer vs fosters.
>>21607868Sounds like Carling in the UK. People hate on it literally all the time but it's still one of, if not the best selling beer. It's nothing special, it doesn't taste particularly nice but it goes down easy and the taste is completely unimportant after you've had a few anyway
>>21607868>I don't understand the hatenot hating fosters is un australian.> I've heard VB is shitit is> say it's the real aussie beerit isits better BECAUSE its shit.thats why only real patriots eat chiko rolls
>>21604764>no butterthats boot worthy
>>21605098the 49th gift to humankind from god.
>>21607125>caramelno it fucking isnt
>>21607779We didn't miss you when you left and we didn't invite you back, cunt.
>>21603861Cant compete with Hagelslag.
Kneel.
>>21603883Diddly aussies
>>21608139don't be rama rama
