Do normalfags really get horny from eating food?
>>21605986no
>>21605986yes
>>21605986Truth is that all foods are aphrodisiacs simply because once you're full the next thing on the list after eating is fucking.
>>21605989Kek but this is really trueYou can't get horny if you're hungry or sleep deprived or sick or really tired. Stress too
>>21605989>once you're full the next thing on the list after eating is fucking.or sleepingi don't think if you ate a bunch of greasy fish and garlic you'd probably really want to fuck right after. a lot of aphrodisiacs are lighter foods that are either high in nutrients or make you smell good or have psychoactive effects. or some that just look like dicks like bananas i guess.
>>21605986Try eating some uppers.
>>21605986No such thing.
>>21605995>he doesn't know garlic is fine if both people have eaten it
>>21605986>take a bite of a banana>become erectA-am I gay now?
why nutmeg?
wine isnt a food
>>21605995>i don't think if you ate a bunch of greasy fish and garlic you'd probably really want to fuck right afterIf it's just greasy fish, hell yeah I'm down to fuck. Fish gives me a feeling of comfort and luxury, I'm always horny after eating fish
Was it sea otter that the dudes from golden kamui ate and made them horny?
I'm taking 1 gram of nutmeg with warm milk.
>>21606165Doesn't nutmeg give you some sort of psychedelic delirium where you just want to die for a few days?
>>21606268Yeah I remember that from a Donald Duck comic
>>21605986>garnet
>>21606270>+ 6.00 hours>It was now about 6 hour taking the nutmeg and am now thoroughly fucked.>THE FOLLOWING DAY>I got the most frightening headrush and collapsed. I awoke from this blackout after about 30 seconds when I discovered myself twitching on the floor in real physical pain. It took about two days to get my brain working properly again. The paranoia it gave me was now unbearable.https://www.erowid.org/plants/nutmeg/
aphrodisiacs do exist, but all these are bullshit except perhaps dark chocolate and even then it's not strong
>>21605995Aphrodisiacs work by giving your body specific nutrients that directly support your body's sexual functions. Oysters are "aphrodisiacs" simply because they are high zinc.
>>21606434wrong on all accounts
If you need help getting horny you should fuck someone else.
>>21605986Not from eating but definitely cramming
>>21606440>it's wrong that oysters are high in zincAre you entirely sure about that?
>>21606434>start eating pennies>become a sexual tyrannasaurus
>>21606509An opportunistic carnivore feasting on corpses?
>>21606268i was stuck babysitting a friend who got high on nutmeg and shat himself on a festivalsome cunt recognized him and caled the police, the cop was chill as fuck tho she took him to the restroom and had everyone there leave and then asked us to take him home, we had to walk him there because we were wasted he kept trying to walk home through the train rails and fight us when we stopped him
>>21606648>shehot
>>21606648>Cop letting a non-violent person go homeObviously this was not in the US.
>>21605986>>21605990>hungry or sleep deprived or sick or really tired. Stress tooi've never not been all of those, still horny tho.sex, eat then sleep. everybody know that
>>21606661non of us are poor, copss were there just to make sure nobody got fucked up and injured themselves
>>21605989>>21605990yes, ancient chinese wisdom says "fullness and warmth beget lustful thoughts" or some such
>>21605986As long as some important looking man says they will then they do.
>>21606941Ancient Chinese wisdom also says the dildo of consequences usually arrives unlubricated.
>>21605986Ever since I started using saffron in my cooking I have been insatiably horny. I did not believe in this shit, none of those foods in your pic have ever had any such effect on me.
Workers in explosives factories apparently experienced Viagra-like effects from taking small amounts of nitroglycerin daily. A tendency toward multiple children has been reported.
>>21606792Yeah i believe you, everyone is wired different.I had a friend, he was sick with jaundice and could barely move yet he jerked off and told us about it later. Who does that
>>21606268I take a safe dose. 1 gram per day.
>>21606108Fishing sometimes gives me a chub too.
>>21605986They fall into three broad categories:>looks like a vagina>food girls like that makes them feel happy and confuse that for feeling happy about you>drugs (alcohol and caffine included)Oysters are category one. Nutmeg is actually mildly psychoactive so it falls into category three and used to be expensive and is still a sign of knowing how to cook so it falls into category two also, asparagus does both of those also and so on.
>>21605986thanks I needed this for my rape mode vacations
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>>21606487>single-handedly saves the thread
>>21606648>he kept trying to walk home through the train rails and fight us when we stopped himbasè
>>21606910>ameriburger admits that us cops are there just to oppress the poorthis thread is unexpectedly high quality
>>21607038>this super rare and expensive ingredient?>yeah super aphrodisiac whew
>>21608243what part of the cops were there to babysit drunk teenagers dont you get?
>>21607057sounds actually believable
>>21608254>non of us are poorthis part
garlic concentrate pills, downside: your body will smell like garlic
>>21605986I've never gotten horny from eating asparagus, but I do love the smell of my asparagus piss when I use the bathroom a few hours after eating.
>>21605986Aphrodisiacs is just shit invented by dumb horny people trying to justify retarded sales pitches from 5000 years ago.OH YES SIR EATING THIS LETTUCE WILL MAKE BONER VERY BIG YES SIREEIt's chinese medicine but for the west and unlike china we don't believe it.
>>21608564>The treatise On Ancient Medicine (Greek: Περὶ Ἀρχαίας Ἰατρικῆς; Latin: De vetere medicina) is perhaps the most intriguing and compelling work of the Hippocratic Corpus. The Corpus itself is a collection of about sixty writings covering all areas of medical thought and practice. Traditionally associated with Hippocrates, (c. 460 BC – c. 370 BC) the father of Western medicine, philological evidence now suggests that it was written over a period of several centuries and stylistically seems to indicate that it was the product of many authors dating from about 450–400 B.C. >the father of Western medicinefunny how that works
>>21605986Fuck food aphrodisiacs, these people have never fucked on gabapentin + kava + 5htp + phenibut. Your cock will ASCEND
>>21606792Funny reaction image but I'd be unbelievably erect with a tummy like that pressing into my skull
>>21608248I mean it is expensive and rare, but you use so little it's not more expensive to use than other spices really.Also you can grow your own. Unlike a lot of spices it's not crazy difficult to grow and only grows in perfect climates or whatever. They used to grow this shit in England in the middle ages. The hard part is just that it hasn't gotten any easier to harvest or process, it still has to be done entirely by hand. It's not difficult or backbreaking, just plucking little bits of flower with tweezers.
>>21608594bro out here snorting his whole medicine cabinet between rounds
>>21608803>just plucking little bits of flower with tweezerssounds comfy, also looks automatable somehow
>>21608812it might be with a serious robot with loads of cameras and a wide range of movement, but it's probably cheaper to just hire whatever Iran's equivalent of a Mexican is to do it.
>>21608815these people will be in absolute pain in like 30 minutes or so, wtfno way this shouldn't be automated
