Post 'em.
>>21607039that's kinda funny
>>21607039Holding an egg between your clasped hands would work about as well but kudos for her to be able to keep her hands free. Shouldn't be much of a risk of breaking unless an egg got pushed into her bra's underwire. Might end up with a minuscule amount of underbreast sweat when breaking the shell.
>>21607039There are other men who would jack off to this and I'm feeling a bit left out that I'm not one of them.
>>21607116the thought of a fat danger haired redditor shoving eggs in her bra doesn't get you hard?you gay or something?
>>21607129The thought of a woman embarrassed about using her giant breasts in an unconventional way and feeling awkward does get many men hard. Getting past her probably being average or ugly is trivial if you don't see a picture of the bitch.
>>21607039>eggs in fridgeLolLmao even
>>21607039I'm just glad she didn't cram.
>>21607142i was making a joke spergo
>>21607156Yeah obviously, I was using it to make a point.
>>21607039If you keep a couple boxes of cooking wine in the kitchen you can get away with drinking a couple glasses before noon and the rest of the family will be none the wiser
As a man (biological) how can I do something similar to warm eggs with my body heat?
>>21607112Women are more likely to get cold hands and feet and, on average, have a cooler body temperature than men in general, but it's always warm under my boobs. >>21607213Maybe your hands are warm enough to do the trick.
>>21607221>have a cooler body temperature than men in generalThis is by like 1-2 degrees at most
>>21607039I put on glasses when I have to cut an onion. I've recently started cutting onions submerged in a bowl of water. And when I put it on my toast, I make sure to eat it outside where it's more windy.I have really dry eyes.
>>21607227So you dice, slice, and chop onions while they're in a bowl full of water? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life.
>>21607039use egg slicer for strawberries, and mushroomsstore bananas in a ziplock bag in the fridge to keep them fresh.any muffin mix is also pancake/waffle mix.Pancake mix can be muffin mix by adding sugar and fruit or whatever.when putting foods in fridge or freezer that go rancid quickly (cooked pork or chicken) place hand warmer pack in on top of food separated by plastic or wax paper. it will absorb all the oxygen to stop it going rancid. packs can be reused until they stop heating up. when they absorb all the O2 they cool down.check the "managers specials" in the meat department, often very good cuts of meat end up there because people think fat is bad.not exactly a food hack more of a recipe:take equal parts room temperature butter and cold sour cream mix them together quickly the butter should break up in to tiny pieces and go solid, maybe add salt and pepper (to taste).put on fresh hot baked potato and the butter won't melt and run off all at one time. it will slowly be released as you eat the potato.eating salty food nullifies bitter tastes. way better than sugar.
>>21607227if cutting onions is making you cry you are doing it too slow.
>>21607221I would be happy to eat your egg boob omelette.
>>21607229But it works.>>21607234Yeah, maybe. I try to be fast but my eyes tear up very easily, even without onions being present. I try to combat the problem with eye drops. I'm thinking of just buying a string chopper.
>>21607234depends on the age of your onion too. if your onion is really making you cry, it's old.
>>21607241Thank you, I appreciate it.
>>21607213if you wear briefs just stick the eggs where your balls are. if you wear boxers just make a tape cradle or something.
>>21607039Damn, that's a good time-saving tip. I've been warming my eggs up my asshole this whole time.
>>21607230>use egg slicer for strawberries, and mushroomsyou just diagnosed me with downs
Did you know tits can make milk? It's true and it can save you a lot of money! To unlock milk mode just get pregnant have a baby!
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>>21607251That's exactly what I was thinking desu but I fear the eggs will break
>>21607039I wish a giant woman would put me under her titties to keep me warm
>>21607230>managers specialsI have never seen any of items of those that don't look suspiciously brown. (not a racist joke)
>>21607039There is a logic to it, and she is right, its in a shell so whatever.
>>21607213cram
>>21607213Get a vasectomy and ask the doctor to remove a ball and install a zipper on the sack.
>>21607039HAH, funny so I'm admittedly dumb, but I used to get my eggs to room temperature via the dryer machine. Then one day I thought about it, and was like, "wait, why not just use water?" Got nothing else off the top of my head. If anyone knows a better way to powderize salt than what I normally do, I'd appreciate it.
>>21607227Dude, sharpen your knives
>>21607152ass is a lot warmer than boob but the learning curve is much higher
>>21607039Reminds me of how my dad would put a stick of butter in his pocket to warm it up before spreading on toast or something when making breakfast.
>>21607523>hey dad is that a stick of butter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
>>21607112>Might end up with a minuscule amount of underbreast sweat when breaking the shell.Oh nooo anything but that, that's nasty haha can you imagine eating them though lol
>>21607039- I like to put raw chicken in a mesh bag and hang it from a tree in the sun for two to three weeks.- you can heat oil in your kettle, or use a standalone heating element in your bathtub to deep fry larger objects- you can also make soup directly in your kettle
>>21607638>- you can heat oil in your kettle, or use a standalone heating element in your bathtub to deep fry larger objectsYou know there's this joke about your mom being so fat she makes soup in the bathtub, but you took it to another level. Life is truly stranger than fiction.
>>21607213Beer belly.
>>21607651no she makes soup in the kettle. that's how I learned how to do it
>>21607227I usually just peel 'em, freeze 'em, hit 'em with a hammer until they shatter 'em leave 'em in the fridge until I need 'em
>>21607039I could see my cousin doing this. Sadly she lost a lot of weightWhy is incest so unacceptable damnit! She's the loveliest girl i know
>>21607129You don't have to imagine the fat, danger-haired, or reditor parts.
>>21607039that's hot
>>21607156No you weren't
>>21607301Heh but true.
Reposting Brian's hack for egg salad:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76b7LuwueWo&t=112s
>>21607797not true at all retard. MPW is one of the few celebrity chefs genuinely worth listening to.
>>21607742more like luke warm at the end
>>21607039This account is probably run by a man. The post gives me yoshi egg haha vibes
>>21607299Don't even have to get pregnant, stimulation of the nips as if a baby is suckling on them induces lactation over time, works for men as well just takes longer.t. used my own milk to make a cappuccino
>>21607323I volunteer at recovery centre for people who are for addicts or mentally ill or just lonely etc.We have a foodbank where the rule is that until 1PM it's for the truly needy. Homeless and such.After that it's a freeforall. By then all the good shit is gone of course but it's sure been a while since I had to pay for bread or fruit. Hell, I sometimes contribute a little bit. Like if some store app gives me a free bag of raisins or cookies etc. I don't eat that and I can't use it in my birdfeed because they cat will get into it and both raisins and chocolate chips are poisonous to gatos. >>21607039She should get one of those weird dragon dildos that "lay eggs" inside you.
>>21607878>the truly needy. Homeless and such.I wish bleeding heart faggots like you would stop enabling those parasitic pieces of SHIT People like you are why my city is inundated with scum
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>>21607896Fuck you, mother theresaYou aren't helping jack shit, youre actively making the world worse, asshole Bleeding heart faggot retard
>>21607901You're raging at more than one person, I think you need to see a psychiatrist
>>21607809lmao
>>21607904>you couldn't instantly tell two anonymous posters apart? You need a psychiatristFUCKYOU
>>21607039>muh adhdHer parents simply didn't smack her enough
>>21607878one of my roommates would raid foodbanks and fill the cabinets with random canned shit that wasn't even useful. i hated it
>>21607204Kek
>>21607251I do this with my hands at night in bed.
>>21607911Take the L and learn from this mistake
>>21607893I am not American and I don't live in a city.Conditions are different here. >>21607959Yeah, take what you need.
>>21608045You're raging at more than one person, I think you need to see a psychiatrist
>>21607893Actually it's because Reagan closed all the Asylums
>>21607911That's the most common escape from confrontation.>i-it w-wasn't me even though it talks and says the exact same things I saidThe counter is that it doesn't matter, claiming it was some other anon having your same opinion doesn't automatically mean that opinion is somehow right because you replied to a different poster. Don't fall for simple logical fallacies, people will do anything they can to escape a head to head confrontation. Learn to recognize the signs and you'll have a lot less frustrating time here.
>>21607251What if I always go commando like Tom Ford?
>>21608062One person posted an observation about homeless people, the other implied the person was being an edgelord. Two different opinions, stop pretending to understand logic.
>>21607039The image conjured may be hot but reality is the redditor who posted this has massive flapjack fat sacks on her chest. It is actually vile and disgusting imagining the disgusting pig stashing away an egg inside the fold of her chest to heat up.
>>21608095This is unrealistic because the couple on the right isn't fat enough and doesn't have enough tattoos
>>21608095I look like the guy on the right and my gf looks like the gal on the left
>>21607242If you're gonna make an ass out of yourself then just get a pair of swimming goggles to block the stuff from your eyes. Then you can cut onions at your own pace and not have to awkwardly chop them with your knife leaning into a bowl that's also full of water.
>>21608123You strange retard. You haven't even seen a "gal", apart from your female relatives, for years
>>21608188Anon never said his gf isn't a relative
>>21607039i store them in my pussy and then when i need one i birth it out
>>21607142>embarrassed>feeling awkward>yet posting it on a public forum where your name (or alias) is visible
>>21607842Most messed up post I've read all year.
>>21608095>he doesn't want a slampig gf that can make you scrambled eggs by jumping on the spotgay
>>21608287Why? Making your own milk is economical a f and depending on the production stage you get more or less fat in it.Didn't manage to make enough for a full blown amount of pancakes yet but scrambled eggs and a smal portion of mashed taters was magical with it
>>21607112You can use a cup of warm water, too.
>>21607299>freezer full of milk>baby always preferred the boob anywaysWe ended up giving it to a local mom with a low supply.
