Corrrr It's the weekend lads. Get tucked in mate
>>21607642Focking lush mate, I'd way one of them now if I could
>>21607642I've got a bunch of united kingdish friends and I've heard all the slang, lush of course, but what's all this cor business is this a new poverty-stricken british zoomer thing?I must not only learn about cor but actually have a sense of it. help me
>>21607649Cor has been around for probably over a century. It means 'wow'. Nobody really uses it a lot. They're playing to the stereotype that (usually) Americans have, who (typically) don't leave their country BUT have seen a 1950s film with a 'cockney' character in who says something along the lines of "cor blimey guvna" and therefore know everything about Britain. It's permanently hilarious and honestly never gets old. To be honest, no fucker really says lush a great deal
>>21607649Yeah corrr is ancientBosh is quite new I think
>>21607657>>21607661I'm sure it's older'n horsecunts but I just never heard it all in my travels from c.2000 till like the last year when random cunce on /ck/ toss it around like it's in fashion. I get it now, it's an internet playrole thing. like if I started saying "that's a nice burger you got there pardner!" or similar.thanks friends
Alright, night mate
>>21607694goodnight
>>21607649>I've got a bunch of united kingdish friends and I've heard all the slang,No you haven't.>>21607657You also have to remember that 99% of people using this silly stereotype wording aren't british anyway, like you said, it's mostly 'Mercans trying to be funny.
>>21607711yes I have
>>21607713>yes I haveNo you haven't.Like this anon says >>21607657> They're playing to the stereotype that (usually) Americans have, who (typically) don't leave their country BUT have seen a 1950s film with a 'cockney' character in who says something along the lines of "cor blimey guvna" and therefore know everything about Britain.You think that everybody in Britain speaks like an East End London chav, stop telling lies.
>>21607718Av ya got a loicense for that opinion guvna?
>>21607718Alls I said was I hadn't heard "corr" beforr from my British friends.
>>21607736Nor will you. You're more likely to hear phwoar and that's pretty unlikely. I do say "blimey", but that's to replace swear words in front of my kid. That and "sugar".
>>21607736I've just looked it up and it's derived from "God blind me". So God (gawd / gord) became cor and blind me became blimey
>>21607744>>21607747you limeys are funny
>>21607642>meme southern/london english accent>meme scottish foodAnd nobody other than burgers thinks friday is the weekend or that the week starts on Sunday.
>>21607908that's not scottish you melt that's some proper scran chinese >inb4 b-b-b-ut chipsthe chinese are well respectful and have integrated and as a token of this respect all have fryers in their restaurants so you can get chips with everything and even fish and mushy peas and all. well good stuff. chips and chinese curry sauce is a staple mate.
>>21607908it's commonly understood that the weekend starts whenever you've clocked off on a friday. are you simple or summit there fella?
>>21607918Are you suggesting OP stopped work at 9am?
>>21607684if i ever go to the UK i'm going to talk like a gay cowboy
>>21607916Gotta admit, as an American i would absolutely go to town on the box in OP's image with a couple of beers. Seems like great drinkin food, and also great hangover food
>>21607963i guess that for a neet clocking off is whenever they wake up so yes he probably did.
>>21607918The weekend starts at 12:00am Saturday and ends immediately before 12:00am Monday
>>21608066No. Your weekend starts when your week ends. I've just clocked off, so my week ends now. But it doesn't mean that OP has to have finished his week this late. Stop being a cock gobbling faggot. You probably don't even work anyway you prissy faggot.
>>21608074So if someone works Saturday to Wednesday their weekend starts Wednesday 5pm?
>>21607974not even joking but they'll fucking love you if you do that
