Doesn't this look like a perfect pizza?
>>21608343no
>>21608343It looks pretty good but not perfect.
>>21608343The Papa Johns near me always gets my order wrong. Every single time.They always comp me the full price of the pizza each time but I would rather have correct pizza than money that is the fundamental nature of the transaction I'm trying to make.
Needs some big ass salami slices and onions
>>21608343I could care less about looksI know that shit it a floppy messit's too soft for pizza
>>21608343Nah it doesn’t. Literally the worst pizza joint. Imagine wasting hard earned money on that.
>>21608343I've seen perfecter. Last time I tried them, it was due to a coupon and it arrived cold.
>Papa Johnsabsolute worst of the big 3, don’t even bother @ing me you little retards, cheaper does not mean better and it clouds your vision and tastebuds.
>>21608428Are you black and is your name bonquisha?
>>21608343I miss when they sliced their Canadian bacon instead of julienning it. Was so much better
>>21608343pjs is unironically the perfect pizza
>>21608343I dunno what a perfect is supposed to look like with pizza but that looks pretty good to me.Been a long time since I got Father Jones
To me perfect pizza it's more something like this, pizza Napoletana stile
They used to have 50% off coupons you could find online almost always. When I was a little younger and worked third shift, I'd get off work around 8am, and go smoke weed with my NEET friend. Around noon I'd order a pizza and we'd split it. I remember once we got an extra large "The Meats" with 5 packets each of parmesan and red pepper flakes, with a side request for paper plates and napkins, it came to like $13, and the driver was this old boomer who did a double-take at the receipt and was like "Fuck, you guys know how to order a pizza!". Then they fired that faggot John and the souless corporate leeches nearly ruined the company and quality of the food. The longer I live the worse the world gets.
>>21608502That's pretty much everyone in America now. Almost a rhetorical question.
>>21608736this was how much their pizza cost when I was in college.
>>21608749When I moved back home in '06 my cigarettes were 3.25 a pack, now Camels are >$9I have to go back
>>21608343The worst pizza I ever ate was Little Ceasers stuffed Pretzel pizza. It had cheese whip stuffed under the "regular" cheeseGenuinely made me stop eating fast food for 3 months
>>21608767Last time I went to Lil Ceaser's I opened their bathroom and a teenage Mexican worker was sitting down to piss. She had a giant black bush. Later she served my pizza and I sensed no shame in her.
>>21608775They dont get paid enough to care
>>21608779Yeah, I know. I quit going because it's all rude black teenagers, nothing is ever ready, the wait is regularly over 40 minutes and it's not $5 anymore.
>>21608343If it's not Altoona it's not worth eating
>>21608805*altuna
>>21608441Soft pizza is the preferred pizza you clout chasing coon
>>21608870Preferred by who? You and your retarded gang of lobotomized knuckleheads? Crispy Sicilian Style pizza is the supreme style of pizza.
>>21608749A dominos 2 topping medium costs this much riggt now
>>21608343Why did they switch to diced canadian bacon? The round ones they used to have were the tops.
I like it when they chop the ground sausage into a fine mince and brown the fuck out of it in a skillet before using it as a topping. You get a bunch of flavor in each bite. Cheap sausage and cheap ham also taste really off to me a lot of the time.
Papa johns is my favorite. Maybe here in leafland it's different, I always see Americans saying it's the worst chain. For me it's the little pepper and garlic sauce. I always inhale half a large pizza as soon as I get one, that's why I stopped getting it. It's too good for my own good
>>21608343no, it lacks green, pizzas need red, white and green ingredients in order to look like a perfect pizza
>>21608343ham without pineapplethis is a terrible waste of resources :[
>>21608343dominos FUCKED ME UP THE ASS
>>21608736DUDE
>>21608537I really hate that lone jalapeño they put in the box
>>21609110Pepperoncini
>>21609110Your supposed to bite the stem off and pour the juice all over the pizza
>>21608749>$7.99 for a small pizza in 2000Bro they ripping people off hard at that joint. I can get a large 1 topping now for $8
>>21608749When I worked there in the 90s that was a large 1 topping. It was probably over 10 years ago they started charging a delivery fee. It's not a fucking sit-down restaurant I remember firing off an outraged email to them about it and got a free pizza. I haven't had it since.>>21608775LC was actually good back in the 80s. LC was like 'were the cheap guys who give you a lot'. That was true, but they sold themselves short. They were just good. Now they are trash.
>>21609131That's not what you do. You save four pepperoncinis, put them on a slice with some red pepper flakes, fold it over and take a big bite.
>>21609460The pepper doesn't vanish when you pour the juice out dumbass
>>21609460For me it's chasing bites of pizza with the pepper. That's why I get 4 extra ones.
>>21609460no. you do what the other anon said. been doing that since college. it is the way of things.
>>21608870Soft dough means you didnt cook it right. And since its papa johns thats a given. Their pizza is fucking trash
>>21608343Doesn't this look like a shill thread? Why yes, it certainly does. Fuck off papa johns
>>21608895>>21609263>>21609421Fuck, are you all illiterate? It’s for a small pizza AND cheesy breadsticks. You idiots.
>>21608870What years of chugging soda without brushing your teeth does to your preferences
>>21609798The idea of a fucking papa johns intern thinking "yeah its worth to advertise on the fucking cooking board on 4chan, where maybe 10 people go regularly"
>>21608725>burnt marks>leaves from a bush>light on cheesedo italians really
>>21608767casers is meant to taste badits the most effective pizza right after domino’s
>>21609854>most effective pizzaIts the cleanest, best pleasure.
>>21608886bon appetite
>>21609854You have not eaten that fucking pizza. I am a victim of an italian hate crime
>>21609907You and your tomato soup in a breadbowl napoli snobs can take a hike
>>21608895>>21609263>>21609421you are fucking retarded
>>21608343Papa johns was great but their pizzas are nowhere near this good anymore
I'm going to say it. Domino's died the moment they removed their deep dish.
>>21608343I remember eating american pizza when I was a child and I had to spit it out and throw the pizza away because it was fucking disgusting.
>>21610080There are more pizza joints maybe than liquour stores in NYX (ha) Maybe you went to a tourist joint like sbarro in times square, look at the demographic there, it's not good. Except for airports there are no sbarrps those are really sad looking.
>>21610080This did not happen.
>>21608343enjoy your ass cancer
>>21608343>rabbit turd sausageNo
I just cooked this, its 00 flour with mozz on bottom, heirloom tomatoes, sprinkled with some oregano, pepper and basil, cooked at 500
>>21608343>papa johnsscreamingvomitcomingfrommoutheyesnoseandears.jpg
>>21610641Nice! Looks tasty, here's one I just pulled out of the oven: some kind of Sicilian sauce, chunks of mozz, fresh basil and oregano, and a little olive oil on top
>>21608343Did you guys try the new sauces? The pesto tastes like XXXXL bottle of dawn dish soap
>>21608343>>21608537>>21608537>>21610641>>21610677looks good
>>21609849/ck/ is the best board on 4channel thoughever
I made a couple pizzas tonight. There’s like 1 or 2 pieces leftover. I used the WalMart whole milk mozzarella not low moisture and I’m not doing it again. I said that before but I mean it this time. Also the Wal mart wmlm mozz is shit and is clearly a mild cheddar in a lying wrapper. So you should never buy it.Crust was the Sam’s Club Pizza flour which is like 14% protein, probably an ADM flour in disguise. Baked fine but may start mixing it with KA00 again. Want more crisp and less chew.
