I just peed out a single chili flake. What on earth is my body doing? I catched it on the toilet paper, btw.
dick flakes
>>21608493The past tense of catch, is caught.
it's probably blood
>>21608498Im still in shock.
No way that should have made it to your bladder. Your shit is messed up homie. Go the fuck to a doctor
>>21608507>letting another man examine your peepeeNGMI
>>21608511>he doesn't have big breasted nurses examine his dickngmilast time I was so hard I almost came just from her handling me balls
if it feels like you're peeing out chili flakes, you have a STD.why the hell would you do it raw with a prostitute, dumbass
>>21608511Yeah so? I let him do my ass too, who cares.
>>21608499>>21608507>>21608517It was a single flake object. Red and yellow, center and corners. Blood leaves a splatter you idiots.
>>21608524>It was a single flake object. Red and yellow, center and corners. Blood leaves a splatter you idiots.It's either a blood clot or a kidney stone
>>21608536You are sick.
>>21608532Wagering on this. You should get your kidneys checked out, OP. That or a flake was on your pants, got onto your dick and it just fell into the bowl while you were pissing.
>>21608536I came blood once, I couldn't cum for weeks after testicular torsion surgery, and when I finally was able to crank one out, I came in like half a second and it was bloody.
>>21608536>sounding accessoriesEpididimus. Stop blocking your coom idiot. Take cranbery extract if you absolutely must goon for demons.
>>21608493>I just peed out a single chili flakeno you didn't.
>>21608493Anon you can't get a chili flake in your bladder. It's probably a blood clot or sedimentation, maybe both, but either way go to a doctor and tell them you're peeing red and get it checked.
Not possible. A chilli flake can't get into your bloodstream (unless you forcibly inject it), let alone get into your ureter.
You probably got chili flakes on your pants near your crotch at some point. It'd make more sense if shat one out.
okay but what can we cook with ur pee flakes
>>21608493It just fell from somewhere. Your shirt maybe. It couldn't possibly have passed through your wiener.
>>21609349Maybe it transferred during the anal sex session?
>>21608493stop sticking chili up your urethra, faggot
>>21608493No you didn't. That doesn't happen. You just had some shit on your dick and it fell into the toilet and you thought it looked like a chili flake so now we're in this thread.
>>21608498caughted
>>21608499>it's probably bloodThis.Once blood is in the bladder, then infection follows. See a doctor.
>>21608524>Blood leaves a splatter you idiots.blood inside the urine can vary from invisible, to pink to bright red. It can be undetectable by sight, in other words. It's the wipe that gives the first clue. Go see the doctor, ask for a urine cup, give.There are things like stones inside the prostate, too. But if there is blood, next is infection, because something inside is already harmed or scratched. This can be the beginning of a slightly moved stone in the kidneys or the prostate, or even something far more serious. It is certainly not a chili flake that passed from the GI through several organs...nope.
learn about anatomy and physiology before posting bizarre made up shit
>>21608493>I just peed out a single chili flake.
I'm not OP, but anyone got a good recipe for a single chili flake?
>>21608493a single one? where'd the rest go? wtf
>>21608498>>anon has never seen groundhog day
>>21610226Lazy man's omelette with single chili flake>Ingredients: 3 eggs, 1 chili flake>Instructions: watch the ja/ck/ youtube video
To be fair, I had a buldak X3 spicy once. I'm no pussy so I finished it. I swear my piss was spicy.
How would you even catch something in your pee with toilet paper?
>>21608493It was a slightly bloody kidney or bladder stone, Ranjeet
>>21608517> why the hell would you do it raw with a prostituteDude, she is still your mom
