Picanha. Fingerlings roasted. Braised leeks. Priorat pan sauce.
Kys Stewart. Also, you’re dog fucks you’re mom.
Who are you trying to impress? Why do people put on this much of a show over food?
He gets the fatty bits
>>21609088that's what anon just said >>21609086also nice to see you again dogfriend. glad he isn't being teased without a snack
>>21609087The dog
Why do you insist on teasing your dog with food in order to take photos to post online to impress hostile strangers on a racist fast food forum? Your parents have a nice home btw.
Stewart can you post your mom again? She was a nice piece
>>21609082Hey stewart your moms cheating on your dadWith MENow im your daddy and im cutting off your ccEnjoy drinking box wine from now on son
>>21609113This moron posted his mom? lol. Anyone got the pics? Asking for SWIM.
Is all that water for your mom's hourly douche, you son of a whore?
>>21609112Just to flex on the chuddies
>>21609160Am i supposed to be impressed? I exclusively drink <5$ wine.
>>21609160Wine is dumb, your dog is dumb, and this thread is dumb. KYS
>>21609171Gottem
>>21609160>flex on the chuddiesbro you're the kind of parasitic bourgeois who lives in extreme luxury because his capitalist parents made a ton of money being capitalists and they can afford to provide their failure child with every creature comfort he demands. You're the rich in the "eat the rich" slogan.
>>21609182Anyway, this Arneis was ass
>>21609208Lmao all he can show off is wine
>>21609175Got who? Anyway, post your mom or gtfo.
>>21609210He's an alcoholic. Wealthy alcoholics often try to hid their alcoholism by being discerning drinkers. His threads are always the best when he's druk because he can't avoid bait and has to prove his superiority to 4chan posters by posting his parents wealth.
Give em hell stu shartAlso, what are the solids in the pan sauce? Shallots or blueberries or something. Looks superb
>>21609231Shallots and garlic, reduced beef stock, red wine, a touch of cream. nothing crazy.
>>21609103Kek
>>21609233what kind of red wine? do you make reduced beef stock or buy it? this meal looks like a winner if you know what i mean
>>21609082That's a fairly small amount of food, are you a midget?
>>21609250the wine for the sauce was the priorat or the barossa shiraz from picrel >>21609160 both were open, i'm not sure which one was poured for me, i didnt do all the prep work. i make all my stock from scratch.
Looks good
>>21609225Wait is this the same guy who posts his keys to his shitty BMWs
>>21609281No.
Stuart puts effort into this food. It shows. Wonder if he messes up platings and has to do them multiple times.
>>21609270>i make all my stock from scratch.Recipe? Your sauce is dummy thicc ngl
>>21609082CUTE DOG. Im happy that you gave him some treats!
>>21609082very nice 400 calorie dinner there op, sure it's going to keep you satiated for days
>>21609082Its a really ugly dog. Why would anyone pick this dog?
>>21609307What do you think all the wine is for
>>21609311to prepare yourself for wrapping your car around a utility pole
>>21609296equal parts beef and veal bones (joints, knuckles, odd bits from the butcher), onion, garlic, celery, leek (and sometimes carrot or a tomato if i have an old one lying around), black peppercorns, rosemary, thyme, bay leaf, parsley stems, let it rip for hours until it's nice and gelatinous. a splash of ACV at the very end.
>>21609311All purpose war got the staffys by the doorAnd I feed them truffle powder so they can devour
tried a new quick night snackcrispy bacon + aged cheddar + dill pickle slices + mustard/mayo on a toasted hot dog bun and and a tall glass of cold milkresult: superbly tastymight have another lads
>>21609112it impresses on the dog your godlike power to make tasty scran which keeps them in awe of you and acting right for the scraps
>>21609182Sounds based. Kys brokie. Why couldn’t your parents do it?
>>21609182Okay…and now the money is his, I dont see a problem.
>>21609309 Seriously what wealthy person willingly has a shitbull? Trashiest dog breed. Ugliest too. But especially trashy.>inb4 "it's an American purebred Staffordshire!! Not an ounce of pitbull!!!!" Stfu
>>21609403one answer, dumb people
>>21609082Welcome back, Stewart. Hope all has been well.
>>21609160You aren't though, seeing as it's your parents money that allows you to even have a roof over your head if anything your parents are flexing on you and us. You are an even worse loser than the neets here but you are so narcissistic that you will never realize that. I hope your service animal shitbull eats you.
>>21609403>>21609405i wish you guys would lay off the dog. Stewart is definitely a faggot but his dog always looks calm and mild mannered.
>>21609410Stuart IS flexing on you and you cant stand it so you cope with it is “his parents.” lmao. Flexing on your parents too, brokie.
>>21609412His dog looks like those “high schoolers” that dindu nuffin.
>>21609413>imagine licking stewarts balls THIS hardlowest of the low
>>21609410all tthe stuff I posted itt is affordable and i'm flexing my sauce, a braised leek recipe, and the cook on the picanha. the actual wealth flex threads come during truffle season.
>>21609418I love this topic on wealth gap. Thats all. What did Stewie do?> bourgeois who lives in extreme luxury because his capitalist parents made a ton of money being capitalists and they can afford to provide their failure child with every creature comfort he demands. You're the rich in the "eat the rich" slogan”What is wrong with being a rich kid? He is literally and figuratively a product of his parents. Him and his parents are the same entity. His parents provided a life for him to flex on you. And he obviously will use his parents wealth to make himself even wealthier. >failureHe was born a winner. He doesnt need to make it. He was born made.
>>21609420Hey stewart no need to humble brag theres no girls here were not gonna suck your dick>>21609423hes not gonna do shit. all hes good at is swipping his moms cc to buy more wine.> born a winner. He doesnt need to make it. He was born made.Lmao
>>21609318Are you a cook or a culinary student? You're going way beyond home cooking and entering the realm of fine dining styling.
>>21609426yes everyone in my family has worked in food and hospitality at some point
>>21609425> born a winner. He doesnt need to make it. He was born made.>LmaoThats how life is for rich kids. Deal with it.
>>21609425Youre either a >Seething boomer jealous of younger person>brokie loser younger personCall it.
>>21609431Stewie, I need to ask you a serious question. You're the stalker of the Aussie cookalong retard aren't you? The one that heckles him all the time?
>>21609435No usually his stuff is usually good. He fucked up that cheesesteak pretty bad tho
>>21609432>>21609434i just find it funny this "born winner" keeps coming to 4chan, home of neets and losers, to brag. Ive no idea what kind of person would defend this behaviour on the internet. Hes not gonna send you any money.
>>21609436ehh now that i think more, it's okay, his pasta is mid too, which is a red flag. he did that one pork belly that looked really delicious. that one anon that cooks for his parents on weekends is getting better too, his stuff used to be hilariously poor but it's gotten a lot better.
>>21609441A kid born into wealth can never be a loser. Idk what brokie cope is this. Are you going to call Barron Trump a loser? lmao. Hes like 23 and has not real job too.
>>21609441>behaviourWHAT behaviour. All I notice is his plating and presentation first and foremost. That’s honestly all I have noticed. Then ingredients. The seething from anons is just a bonus.
>>21609441His threads are OC and he actually cooks real food that looks edible. It's fun to bully and all but he's making real /ck/ contont even if he's a wealthy homosexual hipster.
>>21609446>kid born into wealth can never be a loserSpoken like a true retard.And afaik, barron trump dont brag his wealth on 4chan.>>21609447im gonna assume youre being deliberately obtuse. Why do you think people here chew him out every single thread? And why only him and no one else?
>>21609456Cause they are jealous. Plain and simple.
>>21609456The wealth gap is huge. 80% of Americans are serfs. Top 10% income jobs are rare and most people are not fit those jobs. Stuart literally lives a life unaffordable and virtually impossible to almost everyone. And I mean that literally.
>>21609462And why are they jealous?>>21609465Yes of course i know. And if hed just enjoy his life of luxury in his own little bubble, nobody would say a thing. Its when he drives down to the ghetto in his lamborghini and tells people on welfare about his latest wine purchase, that people calls him a fool.
>>21609456Like ignoring 4chan demographics which I think has a big age range from 18-70, and using real world statistics, Stuart is literally in the 1% in usa in networth AND income. And the gap between each 3 percent points in the top 10% and then top 20% is huge. You are pretty much looking at what is a fantasy for most people in his threads.
>>21609472They jealous cause they brokie losers.
>>21609473>oh no rich young people post in my secret club!go back
>>21609481The problem is that Stewart is a little faggot.
>>21609481Its not a secret, its just impossible to get into for 80-90% of people.
>>21609481I copefarm /antiwork and reddit and youtube comments for fun so I know what normies think and say. I also shitpost in my online games so I know what people say and think regarding $$. And I have also heard and read every type of cope or reply.
>>21609500Haha how gay are you? Incredible
>>21609515I copefarm /antiwork and reddit on steam overlay in between match rounds of R6 siege. I almost do this daily so I just scroll down the page, click a few threads and scroll the “hot” “popular” and “new” page. For youtube, there isnt as much cope but there is a little. But in Marvel Rivals when trash talking gets heated, its always the same cope replies. >mothers basement>you do NOT make that muchAt some point, especially if youre into economics, you realize yes, most people are not well off. And with social media and msm, majority of people are aware of the wealth gap and envious. And I think the majority of people are starting to relate they ARE modern serfs.
>>21609526> relateRealize
>>21609526No, the previous post was my first one. I'm saying you're tragic with some form of personality disorder. Sounding slightly deranged
>>21609112He's way too cool for facebook or instagram posting for likes, so he posts on 4chan :)Le hecking goodboye owner!
>>21609530What?
some of youse guys are crotchety old hens I tell you hwat
>>21609530Tragic is being a brokie normie loser npc
>>21609446The Internet stranger you are defending literally lives in his mom's house and his shitbull is a registered support animal because he is mentally ill.
>>21609546> mentally ill.Mentally ill on what?
>>21609546Yes..and?
>>21609082If I were from a certain country, that muttbull would probably be on the dinner plate next to the steak.
Why do you guys hate stuart threads so much? I like them, they have pictures of cute dog, nice house, good food.What's there not to love?
>>21609691I agree. Because this >>21609538
>>21609691I don't love them, but they're OK. It's pretty much always good ingredients and I suppose decent execution. His place does look nice as well. I dunno how I could "love" them though. Fucking cringe
>>21609697I'm so confused, I sometimes post wholesome cookalongs with modest ingredients but with nice photography and my threads get zero discussion going and the last one was 404'd by a janni before it even hit the archive. This place has some ass-crooked rules and priorities because I thought this was the Food & Cooking Board
>>21609691>Why do you guys hate stuart threads so much?>guysit's mostly a single broke anon that's terminally online
>>21609700and terminally mentally ill
>>21609699I'm sure I'd certainly comment when you do. It's not even me being charitable or whatever, it's just an interest. I loathe the weebs with their instant ramen or the fast food 'connoisseurs', the manchildren and so forth.
>>21609701the mental illness stems from a lack of love from xer parents
>>21609274thanks
>>21609160enjoying the good life anon flex on them. Life is to be lived not to be miserable
>>21610045also the doggo looks cute as fuck would pet and call a good boy 10/10
ITT seething cat cells
So many brokies itt T__T
>>21610048The dog DOESNT look good at all man. It looks like some pitbull owned by a single coal burner.
>>21609691I think his dog is retarded, even more so because it's a service animal, I dislike his mother's home, and I don't like a man in his mid 30s pretending that he has done anything with his life when everything he has is the result of his parents efforts not his own. I honestly find his threads insufferable but his meltdowns when people post dog gore are funny I guess.
>>21610128His is mid 30 and has more than you will ever make in multiple lifetimes. Loser.
>>21610128Hold on... Has he actually pretended he's done anything with his life? How do his posts / threads portray this? Give a definitive answer because this sort of opinion needs outlining succinctly
>>21610128> I don't like a man in his mid 30s pretending that he has done anything with his life when everything he has is the result of his parents efforts not his own.I love reading cope like this. I literally copefarm in between rounds of competive online fps gaming.
>>21610143Stop this. It has already been outlined that you're a fucking retard who barely functions
>>21609082Looks pretty faggy, imho
>>21610145Yeah. Sure. I will never work a day in my live. How about you? Brokie loser?
>>21610150>day in my liveI'm grimacing
>>21610155Yes. Grimace when youre at work, brokie.
Post more pics Stuart. Make the brokies seethe.
>>21610160No... More about your poor grasp of the language. That's why I'm grimacing. I'd find it difficult to be as mongoloid as you. But simpletons such as yourself wouldn't be able to understand this notion
>>21610164Post bank balance. Id love to see how rich you are.
>>21610171I dont need to. I just look up global and my country’s wealth stats and know where I stand. Stuarts lifestyle is unattainable to 99.5% of Americans.
>>21610191Then im gonna go ahead and assume youre just a poorfag larping.
>>21610171And I am loving the growing wealth divide. kek. Stuart makes more doing nothing than 97% of Americans make going to work. LMAO
>>21610191>Stuarts lifestyle is unattainable to 99.5% of Americans.grim.
>>21610197>imagine being a kiss ass for freelower than a janny lmao
>>21610200Nope. I spend a lot of time online making fun of poor people. >>21610198It is. I am serious. 99%. Because for most people, a home is considered most of their networth. So only 8% have 1m excluding their home. You add multiple homes and he is top 3% by networth. BUT you also need INCOME to fund the lifestyle so even if someone has the networth, they dont have the income. Get it? This is why the wealth gap is huge.
>>21610228>Get it?yeah. shit is grim 4u.
>>21610198Like let’s pretend someone has 5m. And a 2M house. Like that situation isnt even possible. In reality, that person needs 8m networth to live in a 2m. That is why so many Americans are priced out because in usa, a 1m is ghetto.
>>21610231Not for me. I am 30 and retired. For 99% of Americans.
>>21610198>>21610231>>21610200So this is why 99% of people in usa literally cannot afford his lifestyle. So using /ck/ statistics, how many anons in this board can?
>>21610236>99% of people in usa literally cannot afford his lifestyleextremely based. unironically fills my heart with joy.his lifestyle is lower middle class, in my country.
>>21609082thats a nice pibble. how nothing happens to your toddler
>>21610241Your country isnt a real country. Probably just a place for rich people to move to and live in. Like some enclave. What country is there where over 10 million is middle class?And if you’re right, its more like a vacation spot, like a top area in mexico where rich people go kind of thing.
>>21610246love the poorfag seethe.music to my ears.
>>21610241Probably some tiny country that survives off rich people moving there. Not a real country. Usa is #1.
>>21610249No. Not seethe. Because my home country it is kinda similar. My parents call westerners poor. But the reality is, usa is the richest country in the world. But take for example, my people are more well off than most westerners. So what? Usa is #1.
>>21610249One thing about being in the west and rich, there is never any seethe. Like I can get what youre saying. Your small country has more rich people. That is totally possible. But it is kinda dumb. Like there are places in Mexico which has richer people than 99% of usa too. That is what I mean.
Yeah. Thats what I thought. People not living the West always need to cope. Hell, I think even Bulgaria has a huge wealth concentration. Enjoy the chip on your shoulder, 3rd worlder
>>21610249Come to usa loser. Put your non Americans in your place lmao. Talking shit in an irrelevant country.
>braised leeks and roasted potatoes is unattainable wealth for 99.5% of Americans.
>>21610269The American median household income is 70-110k. And it is the richest country in the world.
>>21610267I'd say 70-80 IQ max
>>21610269ok lmao that was funny
>>21610276I believe your wealth concentration argument But not your “country is richer than America” disingenuous argument
>>21610282I wasn't the anon you were responding to. I read your posts and gauged your intellect by your responses. Then highlighted it. Let's just say, I'm glad I'm not you
>>21609082Dogs are annoying as fuck. Cats are 10x better as pets
>>21610249Thats like saying some cities are richer than all of usa. At the end of the day, you’re irrelevant. I think “belgium” is rich but lol. gtfo
>>21610291Sure. I am glad I am not in the 99% too
>>21610269You dont know how poor the average person is. lmao.
People that dont live in usa but talk about are always coping
Typical, the irrelevant shit hole country loser leaves once the boss dog Americans flex their muscles.
>>21610249lmao these replies
>>21610351Damn right lol. Not gonna let some irrelevant country talk smack about usa
>>21610351me right now literally fr fr
me fr fr retired at 30
How much money does this tripfag even have?
>>21610445None, it's all his mother's, until recently this retard worked at a coffee shop
>>21610449It is his. Cope harder irrelevant shit hole country person.
>>21610453Sounds like it isn’t his but assuming it is, how much are we talking?
>>21610459Idk. Over 25m minimum probably 30+.
>>21610445this is cabinanon after he won the powerball
>>21610463Cabinanon is rich already too. >>21610459Probably
>>21610459Probably over 50M because he showed a pic of his family and friends and they were old. And wealth grows so fast.
>>21610449How is someone worth over 50 million a retard?
>>21610449It's his parents money, not just his moms. He's mentioned his Italian dad before and how his parents own property in Italy where the family vactions. So they have the at least one home in Italy, the home Stewart lives in, and the home where his parents live. The family is loaded. Definitely in the 10s of millions. I'm not seething or anything btw. I imagine his parents worked hard for their wealth and there isn't anything wrong with supporting your weirdo son who posts his meals on 4chan for other weirdos to discuss.
>>21610625omg stop stalking me you're being weird
can't wait till your stupid dog eats your face while you sleep.
>>21610625It is his money also. Dumb ass. Also, high income to support the networth. Nice job Stuart. Flex on the brokies. >the majority of the population aren't highly paid, high skilled white collar employees. The majority work in service, retail, or some kind of warehouse, and would be lucky to crack $30/hr
>>21610715that meal in OP cost less than $30
>>21610715What the hell are you talking about? Have another drink, drunkie.
>>21610729Did he stutter
>>21610731Yes.
smoked wings, smoked with crown royal barrel chips.
>>21610844after i roasted them over the coals to finish
>>21610844>>21610848how long does it take to smek wings over indirect heat like that?
>>21610848You burnt them because you were wine druk. Have you thought about cutting back on the wine? I notice you don't put your body in your photos like you used to. Did you get fat from alcoholism and overeating while druk? >inb4 denial
>>21610862different stuart here - they look perfect to me. wings are delicious when licked crispie by the flame
>>21610852the heat was at around 550-600. they went about 35 minutes in. Turned after first 2 10 minutes. then after 5, finished over the coals for about 2 and a half minute each side.>>21610862that's not burnt at all, it's crispy skin.
>>21610848Would
>>21610876The skin is black in places. That is burnt. You're too drunk to realize.
>>21609082All that class yet you have the jogger of the dog race. Well I guess everyone has a weak spot. Hope you don't get too attached to your babies face.
>>21610884No, no. You're a gaylord
>>21609082>>21609088cute pupper
>>21610984actual gaylord here and I think they're cooked perfeckly
>>21610269lmao
>>21611014Enjoy carcinogens, child.
>>21610876Its burnt
>>21611102mhm
>>21611104it's called grill char, chud
>>21609699I like cookalongs threads but unfortunately I seem to miss a lot of them ;_;
>>21609082>>21609088Tell your dog I said waddup
>>21609082>Picanhawha? No chimmichurri?This plate needs grilled cheese stuffed peppers too.
Noodles with sasame and peanut sauce
>>21611978It looks like the poopoo
>>21609082none of these are real words
>>21612078Oh yeah? Prove it.
>>21609082Thinking of brutalising tonkatsu with aldis chicken broth and leftovers of the roast belly pork I had yesterday.
>>21609281Faster and more luxurious than your cars
I want to club your stupid fucking pitbull to death with a lead pipe.
>>21612713Chill Laura
>>21609082>water stains on the knifelearn to wash up properly you fucking animal
>>21609082Do people who eat such tiny portions spend their whole day snacking?I just don't get how you can subsist on such tiny portions.
>>21609160>bottom of the barrel langmeil>flex on the chuddiesnigga you broke
>>21613650it was so ass, i used it for cooking wine
>>21613652>australian wine>it was so ass
>>21611197because they all get 404'd ;_;
Your "dinner" thread sucks, Stuart.My cucumber dinner from yesterday.
>>21613655Another reason why it's crazy to think 99.5% of Americans can't afford bottom shelf australian swill
>>21609082>Turkey wings>>Rice w/ spinach and mixed vegetables
I doubt anyone here know what I made for dinner.
>>21613630He's debulking. He got fat and now he's to get his skinny twink bod back. Unfortunately he's in his late 20s so his proportions are changing as they do for everybody.
>>21614996Looks like pork bulgogi with fried green onions on a bed of soybean or mung bean sprouts over rice
>>21615004Beat me to it.
>>21615014I've been mainlining Top Level Chef for a couple of weeks and the number of contestants who say shit like "I've never even eaten beef tongue" or "what's a pal, pala, lapilla?" makes me think I could actually do alright on one of those cooking competitionsIf I ever go on some Food Network gameshow I'll let you guys know, I'll post a timestamp or something, that would be hilarious, and I expect nothing less from anyone else
This was from Last Saturday, but will contribute to it.Visiting my Dad to Pick up a GPU that I mistakenly ordered to his address, give me the Opportunity to eat this meal.Pigeon pea Puerto Rican Rice, seed Oil coated Potatoes fries at the Air Fryer, Fried Pork chunks or Lard and some Nice High Fructose Corn Syrup Coca-Cola™ beverage on a Micro Plastic Infusing Cup.:)
>>21615021Nice gams, Stew. Food looks terrible though. Are you Moorish Italian or Tunisian or something? You're very swarthy.
>>21615038obviously american
>>21609088Cuuuuute
>>21615038That’s osso buco, Nonna’s recipe from Padova
>>21609182Commies in my 4chan?
>>21609182Exactly. Remind the right wing chuds their lowest class place in society.
>>21615042Looks terrible. Tell her I said fix her shit. And I know she wouldn't be happy about you being obsessed with black men on the television to the point where you a bought a black mans dog. I know Italians in Italy are racist as fuck towards black people. Don't be a you know what. It shames your Nonna.
>>21615042Does your grandmother think less of you for being so mentally ill that you need a service pitbull to help you get through your tough days of being useless? Does she complain to your parents when you aren't around about how they should have beat you more to give you more of a spine?'
>>21615052>>21615056my nonna died.
>>21609446>Are you going to call Barron Trump a loser?Yes because he has never seen a vagina.
>>21615068Of embarrassment.
>>21615074no i think she would like this, a lot.
>>21615068That's for the best, I guarantee she would be very disappointed in you.
>>21615084you dont have much going for you irl, do you?
so, the Ravens LOST.
>>21609082That looks good. Couldn't find much on the pan sauce other than it's a region in Spain. Is it just a red wine reduction using a wine from that region?
>>21615809Read the thread dickface
>>21615042>osso buco, Nonna’s recipe from PadovaAnd you decided to serve it with mashed potatoes and peas, kek.
>>21609112It’s not teasing to eat food lol
>>21615086Wouldn't that be you, living at your mom's house, disappointing your grandparents by being an adult who utterly failed to launch?
>>21615809see >>21609233Priorat was just the name of the wine but i think it might've been the Shiraz -- really any dark dry red wine will work.
>>21616249that's polenta, retard>>21616504I mean I got my osso buco, i'm happy :)
coffee miso stew with bread and salad
>>21617155coffee miso stew? i need details.
I made mashed potatoes and turkey with a red chile sauceBut I RUINED the potatosOne or two of them were undercooked and didnt mash properly and just became little crunchy chunksThe potatos are totally fucked I'm going to have to throw them out
>>21617516Cool story bro. You could just microwave them
>>21617516just nuke them and remasch. they'll be perfect. don't waste them
>>21617161no.
>>21609082Enough water jugs there, Stewie?
>>21611978JANNARDGET IN HERE
