>stop at pic related for a sandwich>ask for extra chili on my banh mi >"only a little chili too much bad for you"Without sperging out like an autist how do I tell the old Vietnamese lady to give me the chili I asked for?
>>21609248Would the second from the right
>>21609248ask her politely again or you are gonna come back with agent orange and cropdust them from hanoi to ho chi mihn again
"i pay more and no extra chili??"use gestures
>>21609248You're too white they know you can't handle the spice.
$5.00 banh mi what a time to be alive
>>21609248How fat are you?
>>21609280Chilis don't make anyone fat, AnonWell maybe chilis relleno but that's neither here nor there
>>21609282>Chilis don't make anyone fat, Anon>mexico has the highest obesity ratioim puzzled here
>>21609248This is, a sad thread
>>21609289Just look at the chili-hoarding asians in that pic, they're teenyAlso I said rellenos were an exception
>>21609248just get a big grin and say "no no no, more chili is GOOD for me" then laugh and rub your belly
Viets don't put a ton of chilis on banh mi, so maybe she was trying to make you look less of a retard.
>>21609320jalapenos serranos ancho and habanero and all those silly spic peppers
>>21609278I just bought one at DFW airport and it was 18 fucking dollars. And the cunt still asked for a tip,
>>21609248>outalked by a tiny asian woman wagieIt's over, just accept your position at this point.
>>21609289yeah cause they all drink a retarded amount of coca cola o algo
>>21609248no wonder you all lost the war
>>21609289they 24/7 snack on candy and other junk foods
>>21609248Bend her over and rape her
>>21609342This is the only correct answer>OOO U SO BIG
>>21609482Whites like to say “asian girls are easy” etc but dont realize the games asian girls play on them. Those ladies behind the counter were toying with you. By the time youre fucking one or in relationship with one, she already has you by the balls while youre still saying “heh she does i want want” or “asians girls easy” not realizing she has manipulated you into being 100% emotionally committed. lmao.
>>21609482It was a small shit test. Either joking or actually testing OP. He failed.
>>21610329Op is probably your typical white guy who thinks unattractive asian girls are easy and was probably giving off those vibes around this old asian girls so these chicks gave him a shit test and he failed.
>>21609248>Nhu lanSup Chicago anon
>>21609278Sounds cheap until you remember minimum wage was only $7.25 back then
>>21610328I hate that sounds hot
>>21609278i can get one for $6 with a drink from the asian market next to my workplace
>>21609248"big chili didi mao"
>>21610408Still is in plenty of states
>how do i ask for extra condiments without paying for themYou don't.
>>21610427shhh don't tell them. btw you can also get easy poon there
>>21610494a chopped chili is like 2 cents
>>21610328I didn’t know Vietnamese sandwich ladies were so fiendish
>>21609248Leave.Those love you long time SEA monkies will come crawling legs first after you calling you honey, touching the rear of your shoulder in a half hug guiding you to the register, smiling and nodding in that elderly asian lady way, making some apology. Ever shrimp cock soyllenial wants some chili called Satan's Asshole or something but cry for their mother and hospital if a molecule of a bird's eye chili touches their tounge so they know better than to trust any white boy strutting into their store.Or beat them. Remind them of home.
>>21610328oh no im emotionally committed with a woman thats awful what a manipulator oh wow haha wouldn’t wanna end up in that situation lol
>>21612220Metal illness right here folks
I can only imagine they say this because they're completely fed up with dumb Karens who can't handle half a bird's eye chili worth of pepper in their sandwiches chewing their ears off. They just want to get through their shift without getting yelled at by idiots for the 100th time.Tell them you know your limits or whatever, that you won't make a scene if it's too hot. If you eat there often enough they'll remember you're on the level.
the reason they're reluctant is because they themselves aren't masochists, the idea that southeast asians eat unpleasantly spicy food all the time is a myth. it's spicy sure, but not to a ridiculous extent like the giga satan assrape holocaust hot sauces with artificially added capsaicin added favored by numales.
>>21609248If she doesn't listen to you then you tell her politely, yet firmly, "Tôi có súng". It's pronounced "Toy Coh Soong". Maintain eye contact with her while doing this. Then repeat the request for extra chili.
People that ask for extra sauce are disgusting.
>>21613633Shut your choke hazard ass dry ass mouth up, faggot. Hope you fall into a vat of boiling catsup.
>>21613605behead those that shill franks red hotvile shit and vile "people"
>>21609248>smile>white man laugh "a-hah">"of course of course">I promise I can handle it (don't say mama-san)>smile again
>>21609248Where do places like this still exist... can't get a banh mi for under 9 dollars post-covid in NYC. Just do Chinese Bakery Chicken or Fish Buns now
>>21609248show her some fucking respect and eat an appropriate amount of chili for your banh mi
Say GIRLFRIEND THAISPICY SPICYNO WASHY THREE DAYthen make a V with your fingers and waggle your tongue through it
>>21609248"thank you for your concern but i have a very high tolerance""my mother used to breast feed me with chili added you know"
>>21614822>Where do places like this still existEverywhere outside of shithole cities
>>21609248she didn't say that
>>21611185All east asian girls are like this to white men. East asian girls take advantage of this slight “language barrier” or “communication barrier” and manipulate you or pull you into her spell. This doesn’t mean she doesn’t like you, but its just something you should know. A girl doing this to you probably likes you and probably wants you to put her in her place anyways. Look at the webms that anon posted itt, the white kid is missing all the subtle “female domination” tactics. Op also got dominated by the viet food servers.
>>21611185It isnt fiendish. Like these are subtle things every girl does to men. Every race of girls do it but I am pointing out how whites are less likely to notice when asian girls do it to them because of racial and cultural differences.
>>21609248This might be her actual opinion as a mama bear worried about your tummy health, or she is afraid she will over do it and you'll want your money back.You will only have to ask once, then she will remember for next time, but ask for sliced chilies in a side cup container and then thank her on the way out when done. She'll be amazed you ate them all.Maybe get a thai iced tea or creamy coffee to let her know you can extinguish any heat.
>>21609342It's funny how this is actually the correct answer.
>>21609248"Listen here GOOK, my grandfather didn't burn down your shitty mud hut village and give your grandmother the first non-rice-dicking of her life so that you could give me lip about my sandwich. Now put the fucking chilis on." Then calmly and rationally refuse to tip after.
>>21609248Wear a shirt with a giant with Marky Mark portrait on it and when she refuses your request, look down at your shirt and up again. Do that a few times. She'll understand the implication.
>>21617027Meanwhile, you in this situation in real life>o-oh okay haha
>>21609386That's what you get for buying something at an airport.
>>21617034And gook isn't even the right slur. It would be VC or Charlie or zipperhead or one of the other correct slurs for Vietnamese people. Gook is a slur for Koreans. I can't stand stupid racists.
>>21617058lmao based ethnic slur enjoyer>>21617027educate yourself: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs#G
