>here's your knife, bro
thanks dude
>>21609567What would happen if I cut my hand on it
>>21609567
>>21609567No thanks.
>>21609567>never have to sharpen itbased
>>21609567thats not a knoif. thats a knoif.
>>21609662It would hurt
>>21609662It would be extremely painful.
>>21609866youd be looking on a 5 year sentance if they caught you with that on lower clapton road
>>21609866>>21609896you call that a knoif? this is a knoif
>>216098804u
>>21609567Serrated prep knife, the knife for people who don't like to look after their cookware.
>>21609901cheeky bugger, youll get nicked for than too sunshine
>>21609861serrated blades dull too, and they're 10x harder to sharpen
>>21609567you guy see the ultrasonic knife?>demonstrates with a dull knife>50% more efficient https://youtu.be/cXjbSVt9XNM?si=9oZaIP0QhE3V3fvF&t=215pretty cool tech though
>>21609567Does it cut skin?I like using knives when I masturbate
but does it vibrate?
>>21609567That's a saw.
>not chopping your shit so hard the knife chips and you get a Makoto Shishio bladeNGMI
>here's your cutting board, bro
>>21612251this is 10x worse than the knife in the OP desu
