Is it really as bad as they say?
>>21609924it tastes like the way anal sex with fat women smells
>>21609924>briddish food? omg what's it really like? like toadally really? gimme the gossip lol
>>21609924the brits cannibalize their own people
>>21609940*cannibalise
>>21609924pork pigs came from africa so british food is immigrant food. england couldn't survive without immigrants. let muslims rape and kill your daughters you bigot.
>>21609956>I'm so angry I'm going to fall off my mobility scooter and I can't watch bbc porn for a few hours
>>21609924I think the problem with British food is even if it is somewhat complex to make, all British food looks like it was made by some retard who didn't care and threw something together in minutes. Looks are a big part of eating, and when everything looks like it either came from a box in the freezer or that Johnny took 3 minutes out of playing FIFA to throw something quickly into a toaster oven, that it's an issue to everyone that didn't grow up eating it.
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>>21609962>>>/a/ stay there, gaylord
>>21609924there's no proof beef wellington came from britain. the only evidence we have points to it being of usa origin
>>21609924It's good, savoury and hearty.Only people who dislike British food are browns and faggots who have never had it and think that "British food" is just aspic and jellied eels (nevermind that most British people have never had either).
>>21609924I think it's pretty good, and I lived in UK for three years. I enjoy the taste of it, and it's not nearly as bland as people claim it to be. It has flavors, spices, and important sauces. Sure, it's not as fancy, but it definitely beats the look of Finnish easter desserts
>>21609956>pigs came from africaYou mean central Europe and Asia actually.>>21609956>so british food is immigrant foodboy, that's a stretch, given that it was the most homogenous populace for the longest timeIt's also a stretch to state that national dishes like curries are immigrant foods, when these populations came from actual British colonial protectorates. Even vindaloo is likely NEVER pork based anymore.
>>21609960I think it looks as good as any other.What experience have you got with British food and with homemade versions of other countries' dishes?>>21609981That anon you replied to was being ironic you mong>It's also a stretch to state that national dishes like curries are immigrant foods, when these populations came from actual British colonial protectoratesColonials are not British and will never be.
>>21609924Cock is suspiciously absent
>>21610081This. Where spotted dick
>>21609924For the last fucking time, yes. It's a cunthair above the likes of Polish food and Swedish foods which is dogshit. I feel shame over it, desu
Best food in the third world (europe) second only to the USA which is the greatest country on Earth by most metrics. Love me some wellington and child cornish pasty.
>>21610275Imagine thinking the opinion of a warped pederast holds any credence
>>21610280t. Obsessed Third Worlder
>>21610294>mentally ill response, almost a non sequitur.Well done little buddy
it's heavily overjudged because its funni to be racist to wypipo full english is fucking amazing. that alone justifies any genocides the british have done
>>21609924No, it's not in the actual shit tier of global food like finnish. When executed well it's basically just endless variations of comfort food or roast meat which isn't top tier but not terrible just kinda forgettable.
>>21609924The two main flavors of England are vinegar and onions, so depends on if you like those two. Personally I think it's fine but gets a bit monotonous.
>>21609924It's honestly not that bad, just overmemed becuase it's funny to make fun of the real bad things they have. Nothing has ever set me up for a day like a Full English does whenever I visit my relatives who moved to Bongland.
>>21610275>the greatest country on Earth by most metricswell, you do suck the most dick so there are some things where you're number one
>>21609924No, it entirely depends on the place.I went to a trip around the british isles, London, Glasgow/Edinburgh, Dublin.Ate fish and chips in London from a random store I walked into. Was so bad I had to throw it away and I usually don't throw away food. The food in the hotel was also not good, with those weird breakfast mushrooms and tomatoes and beans.In Glasgow due to some mixup with the hotel the first night I spent in the big boy Hilton, incl. breakfast. Ate haggis and lorne sausage. It was pretty good.Later ate fish&chips in some pub. That was good. Also had fried mars bar, also good.In Edinburgh I had some pies, also good.In Dublin everything was good.I think it was just London because London seemed like a city only mentally ill urbanites can enjoy living in.
>>21609924No. It's actually pretty fukin good
>>21610110Kys
>>21609924its a pre boomer meme from when there was rationing during ww2, and a long period after, and people would have to eat unseasoned offal to survive.Personally i think the core dishes done properly are better than most other countries in europe. and cheeses are the best on the planet, and stilton is the best of those.
>>21609924Sticky toffee pudding is really excellent. The Brits do make awesome desserts
>>21611637>Greece #1, Cyprus #50What the hell is this chart? Theyre right near each other kek
>>21609973>le racist homophobic tirade XD
>>21609924Where's the toast sandwich?
>>21613004I heard it's surprisingly good but I can't imagine it being any better than just having 3 slices of toast.
>>21613034“surprisingly good” is the funniest review for this I can think of
>>21609924I've never had english food in England but I've had cornish pasties, pork pies, sausage rolls, bangers and mash, shepherd's pie, and fish and chips made in the US and they were all pretty fucking good. British sausage in particular is great, probably my second or third favorite foreign sausage after Germany and Poland
>>21613034I guess it must have been a texture thing during the war rationing so that you weren't just eating the exact same thing day after day, I can't imagine anyone there still eats those today
>>21613229It was made for invalids in the 1860s, and was basically forgotten after that until the 2010s. I don’t think anybody eats it seriously.
Sunday Roast is the best meal on the planet. Nothing comes close
>>21613558Full English mate thats proper nosh.
No, I actually had some pretty tasty food in Yorkshire. The homemade steak pies are amazing.
>>21613558>>21613575Yes that also is very good.
>>21609927which is to say: amazing?
>>21609924What do you get out of spamming these shitty AI threads?
>>21609924What happens if i eat sunday roast on a saturday?
>>21609981are you seriously claiming ANY curry as being """British"""???
>>21614604it literally is
>>21609962lmao this alone brings all yellow-teeth, steaming bongs out of the woodwork, their cuisine really took a plunge due to two world wars
>>21611637>Poland #11immediately invalidated. right over Indian food too? wtf?
>>21613575You should keep an eye open for the pork pies. There are some very good ones about in Yorkshire.There's also the ones from Leicestershire, named after Melton Mowbray, but they're a different style; they use uncured pork, whereas Yorkshire style pork pies use cured pork.
>>21614607you realize Indian people have been making shit like that for a long time, right?
>>21609924Breakfast>Blood pudding>Devilled Kidneys>Smoked Kippers>Marmite on crumpets>KedgereeLunch>Strong cheeses>Pungent pickles and chutneys>Malted breads>Strong ales and cidersDinner>Meat based stocks>Baked pastry in dripping and fat>Meats roasted and braised>Root vegetables roasted
>>21614621lentil slop isnt the same as beef phall
>>21609924I heard the British are going to send food to Gaza... as if being bombed wasn't bad enough
>>21614639this is some next level rationalization, almost like white Americans trying to claim fry bread (Indian food is 10k times better than North American Native food)
>>21613229Toast sandwich was revived for a soft-news shitpost after having one random mention in an obscure book 200 years ago. The closest equivalent actual bong food would be something like a chip butty or regional things like pie in a roll.>>21614621>>21614753Any curry they make using tomatoes, chili or potatoes literally can't have existed before trade with europeans.
>>21614798Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, the non-European world had it's own trade independent of Europe? Or can your Eurocentric mind not even comprehend of places existing before they were "discovered" by Europeans?
>>21614753Nobody likes Indian (feather not dot) food outside of like five things
>>21609924British food is fine. All the bitching about it comes from one twitter meme that listed a few obscure meme foods that nobody actually eats like le toast sandwich. You have to be a complete tastelet to think a full english breakfast or a beef wellington is le bad.
>>21609924British food iss so popular that most people don't even recognise it as British anymore. Roast beef, apple pie, sandwiches, mac&cheese, fried chicken, chicken tikka, etc. are some of the most popular foods in the world.
>>21614905they had no trade with the americas you paint drinking retard
>>21614905I don't believe in things without any evidence so no, it has not. I also don't believe pajeets 2000 years ago were colonising the moon though and I agree that's pretty racist of me too.
>>21613034no one ever heard of this shit until one episode of QI where they had to give the vegan brownie something vegan to eat
>>21609924kidneys are gross, liver on the other hand is delicious
