Iowa > New York
>>21611660There’s no such thing as Iowa pizza because in Iowa the diet consists entirely of cr0n.
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>>21611660Iowa is slightly larger in land mass because of New York's lakes. So, you're correct it is greater than in that regard. That pizza looks like fucking trash though. I'd rather eat Detroit style over NY or the Cali style pie you're showing off. I'm referring to the crust over the toppings. California can go fuck itself with those weird ass irregular toppings. In summation, sit down Iowa, if I want a can of corn I'll give you fuckers a call.
>>21611676You can't just make up nonsense words.
>>21611660Nah that looks pretty bad. Suasage looks like mouse shit. Just was in Nyc yesterday and had some pizza from a random ass place at around midnight. It was really good. Cant remember the name of the pizza shop though, unfortunately.
>>21611739Anon, all words are made up.
>>21611735>the Cali style pie you're showing offHappy Joe’s couldn’t have less to do with California lmao
>>21611750I'm talking about the crust style.>big pizza crust and bubbles containing spiders is NY style>even crust through out is Cali style>weird unleavened to accommodate too much cheese covered in chunky sauce is Chicago style>fluffy bread to the edges with crispy cheese is Detroit styleKnow your pizza crust styles dumbass. Fuck.
>>21611757I’ve had both this and California pizza and you are an idiot. You can only tell so much from a photo. This pizza has nothing to do with California. Experience something before you give an opinion on it. Fuck.
>>21611760>I'm proud of a pizza that looks like the toppings were tossed on it like an after thought. >pretending I should be proud of this gas station looking pizza that needs more time in the oven>wtf is that cheddar on the pieThere's no hope for you Iowa sit the fuck down and chug a can of corn. Chase it with some soymilk so you can remind yourself of what your state does best. Beyond fucking your cousins.
>>21611763Keep moving those goalposts but I accept your concession <3
>>21611765>I think pointing out other apparent flaws is goalpost shifting
>>21611768Nah you just shifted to other shit and tacitly admitted you’ve never had one of the pizzas that you’re giving an opinion on. Thank you for the victory <3
>>21611676I spent a night in Davenport before learning that the quad cities has its own style of pizza. We have a place that does quad cities style pizza nearby and its good but fuck its a greasesponge, exactly what you'd expect out of Iowa's own style of pizza.
