I made some burritos, father wanted them
beef, bean paste, avocado, cream cheese with herbs, salsa, lettuce, a little lemon juice and sriracha
it's always too much but now my mother will take one to work the next day
looks like something you'd microwave, and father wants to stab you in the throat for making him wait while you posed everything on your plate for a vanity photoI see that they've both stopped wearing their wedding rings since these threads have started
>>21612121>workBitch looks old as fuck hiw is she not retired?
>>21612105what's in pops cheese tube? or is that his joint creamcheesehuhI can't imagine what my parents are doing
>>21612105I wouldn't make my deadbeat dad any fucking thing to eat.
This seems rather low effort compared to the other meals you've posted. Were they disappointed?
>>21612142>hiw is she not retiredprobably because she needs to take care of her NEET son whose only contribution is cooking the occasional meal.
>>21612187kek
>>21612166
>>21612105>cutting a burrito in half
>>21612187lmao
>>21612169if daddy wants burritos, daddy gets burritoshe should lay hands for that cream cheese though
>>21612194I don't even like giving him any of my food. I got these two burritos from Qdoba because it was BOGO free and it was some Cholula burrito thing. Massive as shit and I gave him one and like a minute later, he was like "Nah this isn't even good". Ungrateful old faggot, eat air then.
>>21612124Your assessment doesn’t hold water.
>>21612187damn
>>21612105Chadwick spotted.
>>21612105They look well filled, you've got cream cheese and salsa so probably isn't dry, but sort of seems it. They do look tasty either way
I, for one. Enjoy these threads. Thank you OP.
>>21612105tell your parents i said wassup
OP is one of the most based posters on /ck/
>>21612117Lookin lush m8
Mother is quite fond of that hoodie.
>>21612117Herbed cream cheese is an interesting twist, have you guys always done cream cheese instead of sour cream?>>21612121Based mom, burritos made with leftover filling are awesome and I will not apologize for enjoying them.
>>21612105Hot pan, butter. Cut heat and slather tortilla either side. Low heat until its bubbling/browned. Ground beef probably needs oil for moisture/satiety— brown with some tomato paste and vinegar. Pickle the onions the day prior for tank. Flash blanch the greens for colour & texture gains (like 8-15 seconds in steam).
>>21612247>OP is one of the most loneliest posters on /ck/ftfy
>>21612117Bro what did you season the ground beef with. It looks plain as fuck
>>21612480how stupid are you? look at the pic bro literally isn't lonely
>>21612124fatherless comment
>>21612105As always, great job op. However wtf is bean paste, sounds revolting If you can find this, grab a can. In a sauce pan (or whatever really) lightly fry some chopped onion and chopped jalapeno pepper, then add can of beans, mush with a fork or something then allow it to reduce to the desired thickness. I guarantee that will be better than whatever tub the bean paste came from
>>21612124It's very easy to tell you're miserable
>>21612481You can hit ground beef up with plenty of dried spices and still have it look like that if you don't load it up with paprika, ground mustard, or tumeric, which are going to contribute more color. You can see bits of spices visibly in there too, get your eyes checked anon.
>>21612513I just warm a can of refried beans over the stovetop on low heat with some milk and add some salsa. The milk and the salsa make it more spreadable and make it taste a lot better.
>>21612105why the FUCK don't you ever make sides? FUCK you.
>>21612117What kind of tortilla is that? Why does it have seeds in it?
>>21612530Must you capitalize your expletives?
>>21612105>siracha >lemon>sad lonely burrito on a plate >no beans >no rice>not even tortilla chips it just get worse and worse.
>>21612543no. you pulled this same shit with that onigiri fiasco.
>>21612555I have never once in my life made an ONIGIRI, nigga.
>>21612117Odd but probably goodFor a proper burrito filling try this>ground beef (or preferably bison) seasoned to heck and back with all the usuals + cayenne>refried beans made with lard>red chile sauce which I can buy premade in my state because its so common here but this is how you make it: buy dried red chile pods, remove the tops and seeds, rinse out, then blend with some water, then put in a pot and simmer for a while with minimal seasoning>shredded cheese (cheddar and jack is good but some mozz is a surprisingly nice addition)>some sour creamthis is how I would make burritos if I was going to make them at home
>>21612565forgot to mention, I add the beans to the cooked meat and put some of the chile sauce in there too to cook a bitbut also add some of the sauce to the burrito when you're making ittoo bad you can't get the tortillas we have here
>>21612520Sorry I forgot the pic. Just try the way I suggested at least once.
>no wedding ringsoof
Is a burrito the best kind of taco?
>>21612105Son, why are you posting pictures of our family meals? Call mom now.
>>21612573So do we use refried beans or not?
>>21612105KING of /ck/
>>21612187Damn dude, just go for the throat.
>>21612543Answer the question coward.
>>21612530Most people don't cook sides because this is not a restaurant.You just cook enough of the main to fill up.
>>21612187Going by the fact that OP has enough resolve not to engage with you trolls, I bet OP is actually a fairly successful and mature person.
>>21614055Speak for yourself. Being fat doesn't make you more than one person.
>>21614068Shut the fuck up you insufferable prick.
>>21614093Struck a nerve there chubbsie-ubsie?
>>21614068That's because land whales are not human.
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>>21612142>old as fuckMost people retire at 65. OP's mom is in her 40s
>>21612105>>21612117>>21612121Looks nice. Cooking for your folks is based. Well done anon.
>>21614062>I bet OP is actually a fairly successful and mature person.I hope so. I'd hate for anyone to get upset over an Internet insult, especially on 4chan of all places
>>21612105You seem like a nice son
>>21612105my favorite poster on /ck/i do agree with one of the previous comments though, gotta have a small side or something. maybe some chips and salsa to go with the burritosi cant clock where you're from, i assume some sort of scandi, but you have salsa and tortilla chips i would hope. try it out next time
I like OP and his threads. An anon cooking for his older parents and eating at the table with them is a welcome break from all the /pol/ threads and endless flame wars. This one is puzzling though. Why did he make six burritos for three people?Surely they're not eating two huge burritos each.
>>21612105>Anon has to take his picture now for his internet "friends". Just let him do it so we can eat. We wanted so much more for him and yet here he sits. A grown adult who has failed to launch as it were. Hang in there, honey. Someday he will move on and have an independent life.
>>21614062lol, you're the faggot incel OP. Obviously. Or you're in the same boat and feel you must defend a fellow undeveloped shut-in.
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>>21615174It's a bit strange but at least he's actually cooking for his parents and sitting down and eating with them. Everyone should do that more often.
>>21612623You fry the can of beans in lard, twice.
