they made knife 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXjbSVt9XNM
we know we just had a thread about it. Or you could just sharpen your knives. You'll have to sharpen this knife too by the way so it's nonsensical.
>>21614428so it's a vibroblade from star wars, but gay because it's not tangibly vibrational
This is just an electric turkey cutter but for gen Z
>>21614428MEMORIES BROKEN
i would use this to cut cake and not smash them down
>>21614428Hell yeah, NC represent. Though I will admit the TR knife is cooler.
>>21614428>can't see, hear, or feelbut i'm paying for all those things
>>21614428RULES OF NATURE
>>21614428can we do one of these shaped like a dildoi need it
they don’t show it cutting cheese or steak. that tells me it’s not revolutionary. the industrial example uses hydraulic presses. it leaves clean blades but requires immense pressure
>>21614453>RULES OF NATUREnow i really want to see a praying mantis catch this thing in its claws
>>21614428Fuck yea, vibroblade. Now those Lobstermen won't stand a chance.
>can't see, hear or feelHow do you know it's on?
>>21614502give Radical Larry a call
>>21614438Literally the Juul of the Holiday Season!
>>21614502it cutta da thing...They do a demonstration about midway covering the blade in salt and turning it on, also atomizes some liquids visibly
>>21614428>it only works while holding down the button on the handle seems awkward
>>21614428Can't you just use a regular knife if you have Parkinsons?
>>21614682Only not literally at all. But completely different.
You know normie retards will just let it get dull then complain it doesn't cut.This isn't fixing the problem.
>>21614428So you could use it to cut off a benis?
>>21614883Yes, but now they can use this knife as a regular knife
I really need to start a company that targets gadgetfags.
i feel like this would fuck the grain of the meat somehow
>>21614428>the problem with traditional knives: when you buy them, they're sharp :D but after a while... they get dull :/Is this guy special ed?
>>21614428call me back when they'll commercialize ultrasonic poop knives, my turd are extremely, uncomfortably hard and shitting every other weeks is really painful
>>21614428I work in a factory and we use ultrasonic cutters for rubber and it works very well but they are mighty fragile and expensive to replace/maintain.
>>21614453AND THEY COOK WHEN THE HEAT TURNS UPMERCILESSLY THROWN INTO BRINEALIVE!
you can get custom magnacut knives for less than that
>>21614442THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
>>21614430>Or you could just change the teeth on your saw. You'll have to change the teeth on this chainsaw too by the way so it's nonsensical.
>>21617330unless you're an invalid the difference between this knife and a regular sharp knife will be like 25% effort reduction for a bunch of ass ache and care instructions
>>21616680At chef's knife sizes?
>>21617391https://www.dlttrading.com/edge-knife-works-kiritsuke-magnacut-natural-richlitehttps://www.meglioknives.com/productions/culinary
holy fuck imagine cutting an onion with this thing. it will just fill the room with onion mist. it'll be like getting tear gassed.
>>21614428Solution to the problem nobody had
>>21617691hahaha someone has to try thiswhen he cut the tomato and it sprayed mist everywhere, now this with onion oh my god
luddites were right
>>21615895it would definitely fuck with the texture of delicate food like fish
>>21618345They were no different from 20th century industrial unions who were being replaced by automation in factories and facilities. The world doesn't stop just because your earning a living depends on obsolete technology. You either adapt or get left behind. Check out the rust belt or Detroit to see how it worked out for them.
>>21617391>>21617690https://northarmknives.com/product/alder-8-inch-chefs-knife/https://bradfordknives.com/culinary/621-20616-chef-knife-MC-Steel.htmlhttps://warthercutlery.com/collections/chef-knivesThese too, I'm considering North Arm's planned bunka
>>21615942nigga just get a sawzall
>>21614428Can it pentrate an AT Field?
>>21614428It's just a convection oven
>>21614428So if you cut by just pushing your knife down, no back and forth movement at all it seems like a good improvement.Less sticking is nice though.The question is, how will it perform when the blade dulls. I'd guess a dull blade can penetrate just as badly whether it's vibrating or not.
>>21614776Placebo effect
>>21618709*affect
>>21618671being dull wont stop the vibration bonus it just wont cut as easily as when it was sharp, but still better than a non vibrating dull knife
>>21614428https://seattleultrasonics.com/pages/knife-databasehttps://seattleultrasonics.com/blogs/company/about-the-qkphttps://seattleultrasonics.com/blogs/company/how-to-use-the-qkpWait, this database is interesting and more relevant for most peopleHopefully, this will shut up some of the knife retards and autistsAlso wow Made In is shit, barely better than the $18 Zwilling
>>21614428Isn't that how Raiden blade from MGS works?
>>21614428Holy kino, its like vibroblades from those star wars videogames.You know, I was looking up how those mist devices work and turns out its similair. Its a piezoelectric effect that vibrates a ceramic disk so it doesnt boil the water it just vibrates the liquid water up into a mist so it isnt really a gas. Is the blade made of ceramic? Is it coated in stainless steel?
>>21614428>watch video>in test the traditional knife is just pressed straight down on a tomatoyou fucking SLICE with a knife you con artists
less sticking and less effort, I'm already sold
>>21619145whatever you say grandpa
>>21619145Moving your arm back and forth is SO yesterday.Today you let TECHNOLOGY take over the work.Needs an app and an account tho tu be TRULY New Tech.
>>21619145t. sharplet
with this one simple coffee cup trick. 99% of /ck anons will finally have sharpend knives.
>>21617328I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME!
>>21614428this is stupid technology for stupid people. just buy a VG10 steel chef knife. it will last you your entire life and will be worth it. you can get 3 piece ikea briljera VG10 knives on ebay for 70 bucks. ive had mine for 3 years and i have sharpened them like maybe 4 times a year max to keep it razor sharp while using them daily.
>>21620867>it will last you your entire life>ive had mine for 3 yearsCompelling...
>50% less force as stated by heckin science manConsidering women and children can cut potatoes and carrots without using a fraction of their strength this seems like it's completely useless. Are all of the YouTube comments botted or are people this retarded. This is a complete waste of money and engineering
>>21620873any decent made knife will last a lifetime, retard.
>>21618353>Check out the rust belt or Detroit to see how it worked out for themAutomation isn't why those places are disaster zones now and you know if. Its not even why production stopped there
yeah, you may have a vibrating chef knife. but do you have a hand forged chef knife made from the oldest still in operation forge in Korea, by a 5th generation master blacksmith?
>>21620875The force decrease sounds kinda like a gimmick, but if you really cook and bake fluffy sticky things a lot the non-sticking could be useful. Less because of cleaning, because you can use patented Sink(TM) technology for that, which usually cleans it right away, but to prevent the food you're cutting from wanting to come with the knife when lifting it.
gonna be interesting accidentally getting tomato skin stuck in the charging port
>>21619145>you fucking SLICE with a knife you con artistsnot anymore
no thanks, I will use the butcher knife that I found in a bush for free instead
>>21614428billions must slice
>>21614428>vibrates 40,000 times per second
>>21620867the belly on these things is rounder than a fucking mezzaluna
seems dangerous. I think we need to make a new loicense for that
>>21614446lolbert queer detected, face the wall for your bonus check to hell.
Raiderfags ww@?
>>21620889Maybe. But i dont need internet points.
>>21621843Lol
