Post your best food hacks. I'm finna gonna go to Costco and hit up a pizza dog yo.
That's not so much a "hack" as being a gross caveman touching food with your hands
>>21614698>how to admit you're a gay homosexual without saying you're a gay homosexualWhy are you gay? Stop being gay.
pizza dog?more like a pizza clog. (im saying you're going to clog the toilet after eating this. that's the joke.)
Probably would’ve been better easier and less messy to just place it on the pizza slice and fold that in half but I assume it’s click/rage bait braindead internet shit
>>21614726Not the same at all. Hotdog bun is vastly superior for this. Pizza crust is too chewy.
>>21614744Go fuck yourself. The pizza crust has sauce and is oven crisp, the hotdog bun tastes like next to nothing. Whatever non existent advantage the bun would have is negated by having to touch and handle the cheese like that either way
>>21614686I prefer it with mustard and relish.
>>21614686grocery stores all have free food.you just walk out without payingwhat's wagie mcwagie gonna do, cry about it?
>>21614773Use to do this all the time walk in help myself to a donut or two walk around and walk out. Admittedly I was pretty fat and broke at the time tho
>>21614773wagie has a game plan believe it or not. they keep track of you and wait until you have stolen enough for it to be a felony
>>21614793Felony theft is like 2,500+ they aren’t going to case you long enough for you to of stolen 2500 worth of food for a couple bucks here or there
>>21614686that's not a hack
>>21614686use egg slicer for strawberries, and mushroomsstore bananas in a ziplock bag in the fridge to keep them fresh.any muffin mix is also pancake/waffle mix.Pancake mix can be muffin mix by adding sugar and fruit or whatever.when putting foods in fridge or freezer that go rancid quickly (cooked pork or chicken) place hand warmer pack in on top of food separated by plastic or wax paper. it will absorb all the oxygen to stop it going rancid. packs can be reused until they stop heating up. when they absorb all the O2 they cool down.check the "managers specials" in the meat department, often very good cuts of meat end up there because people think fat is bad.not exactly a food hack more of a recipe:take equal parts room temperature butter and cold sour cream mix them together quickly the butter should break up in to tiny pieces and go solid, maybe add salt and pepper (to taste).put on fresh hot baked potato and the butter won't melt and run off all at one time. it will slowly be released as you eat the potato.eating salty food nullifies bitter tastes. way better than sugar.
>>21614796>Felony theft is like 2,500In like two states
This is an s-tier food hack.
>>21614796Kroger and Walmart have facial recognition systems so good the DHS is jelly. They have records of every time you've glanced at the cookie section too long, they definitely have records of every time you've stolen.
>>21614814no they don't
>>21614808thank you e girl for this galaxy brained idea
>>21614686Pretty stupid but have fun.
>>21614814what if I went shoplifting and just made this face the whole time
>>21614686>food hack>it's just being a fatassHere's one. Buy chocolate, vanilla and strawberry ice cream then mix them.
>>21614808that's so nasty
>>21614686most amerifat video on the board>combine two greasy goyslop meals into shabbos slop to get even fatter and die soonerabsolutamente asqueroso
>>21614808>zephyr hillsDo Florida fags really??
>>21614808that's disgusting, and also NOT a hack.making mashed potatoes in a bottle is just a technique.
>>21614820Yes they do>>21614828Then you'll make yourself slightly easier to get caught and nothing else
>>21614841no they don't.
>>21614832>>21614837if you microwave it I can’t see how it’s any different from making them the tedious, boring way
>>21614686lol at all the europoors seething ITT
>>21614858nah dawg, they're kinda right about this being the worst aspect of our culture
>>21614686>food "hacks"Kill yourself, you vertical video zoomer scum faggot.
>>21614744Why are you defending the STUPID and wasteful idea? Stop it.
>>21614797Nothing really is. Tips and tricks are what they are.
>>21614901>wastefulyou can still eat the pizza crust
>>21614808>cuts before she swallowsshe is a hack and a fraud
>>21614928maybe she thought just sitting there for 10-15 seconds until she swallowed it didn't make for great footage
that guy hasn't had a solid bowel movement in the last decade btw way
>>21614686he should make a patron for people who want to see him get hit by a brick
>>21614930She could swallow without waiting
>>21614701>the virgin bite vs the chad feast
I HACK my COLD PIZZA my putting it in the MICROWAVE and HEATING it up. Most people eat it cold but I'm crazy like that haha
>>21616102I prefer eating cold pizza, the plastic texture of the cheese and chilled sauce reminds me of my elementary school days when I would eat Lunchables while hiding from my dad after he sampled six Budweisers.
>>21616119Your dad was a fucking lightweight
>>21614686I'd ree at this but pizza crust and sauce still tastes good after you pick off the toppings like I did as a child so its not a total waste but this is way too much trouble to try more than once
>>21614701Left: LA Fag in NYCRight: NYC Chad in LA
>>21614771i miss the pre-covid days when they still had onion, jalapeño, and sour kraut
>>21616302They're the same person
>>21616102just put it on a pan, it taste better
>>21614930I want to see her choking on it and coughing it up like the whore she is
>>21614808rawr girls still exist?
>>21616492No
>>21616471She looks like she's in Middle School.
>>21616302You retards are the most delusional prisoners in the country.
>>21616533Didn't know there were fans of Foucauldian psychoanalysis who hated cosmopolitan cities full of gay people.
>>21616521Even better
>>21614808that v line wont last with eating like that
I disapprove of the term "food hack".These are actually food related Life Hacks, nothing more, nothing less.
>>21614726This, but unfortunately, all Americans are mentally ill.
>>21614686A gold chain necklace is the epitomy of low class.
>>21614808I want to have sex with this woman
>>21614808She should have another bottle for gravey
>>21614686
>>21616492That's Tabby. She got some minor e-fame almost 2 decades ago and it's literally the only thing going for her so now she has to keep up the act while also selling pictures of her asshole getting fucked.
>>21618708>while also selling pictures of her asshole getting fucked.I'm going to need some proof of this extraordinary claim.
>>21618692kek, i remember the post
>>21618712The treasure is out there, go find it. I left it all in one piece.
>>21618474what did he mean by this?
>>21618760Ironically this used up whore is on par with the entire One Piece series: mid at absolute best
>>21614808bros I miss the 2000s so much
>>21614686Egg patties of various textures can be done quickly in the microwave.
>>21618708Tabby Ridiman? Thaaaaaaanks
>>21618708How do I go back in time and save her?
>>21618264the toothpick one is actually useful and i could see myself using it
>>21614686>finnaKill yourself, faggot.
>>21614950By the way way?RIP in peace
>>21616119Sampled is not the word you should have used.
>>21618264Most of us disapprove of the term "hack" in general. You should kill yourself for approving of 'life hacks' and capitalizing it. Now you will never use the work "hacks" in this way again. I'm in charge.
>>21618708The fact that you know this and have a picture of the person is more sad than anything else. Nice life you have.
>>21614686>Ruin a perfectly good pizza slice>For a subpar condiment on a hotdog
>>21618945well he did say he learned it from an obese wop and his even more obese half-jewish hellspawn
>>21618938You're clearly some zoomer newfag zoomer incapableof recognizing that people can recall things they know and talk about it. He didn't have the pic saved he just searched it and uploaded it you fag. Kys
>>21614701>the virgin nibbler VS the chad gorger
>>21614686From the thumbnail I thought it was going to be a fat sassy black woman with ridiculously long gold painted fingernails
>>21614686Gay. OP continues the time honored tradition of being a faggot.
>>21614701Left: Straight out of Silicon ValleyRight: Straight out of prison
>>21614686hells yea bro, check out my food hack
>>21618708I'm going to go back in time and make her worse
>>21614686Yeah man nah im not a fatass just a radical food haxxor
>>21614686All I can hear in my head while watching this video is 'Big Fat Fuck' by Ween.>>21614808>KFC bucket being used as a vaseGotta respect this level of trashiness, honestly
>>21619096Based. This nigga got good food hacks.
>>21620231How tf did he not get guantanimod, hasn't he seen Harold and Kumar?
>>21620231Has anybody got the video of some drunken spectacled man singing kissed by a rose in some party, probably in the kitchen? I'm desperate
>>21614701The duality of man
>>21616624She's 32, my man. If it lasted till then, it's gonna last till death
>>21620231this guy is the reason i piss in the sink of every truck stop i can find
>>21618264bw careful with the brown sugar one, stuff can be nuclear hot from just a few seconds
If natural peanut butter goes hard in the fridge, take it out for a few hours and stir it to make it soft agian.
>>21614767>the hotdog bun tastes like next to nothingThat's the point. you taste the dog/sauce/cheese not some fucking bready ass crust. It's just an edible container.
>>21620892Do yourself a favor and get some fresh brioche hotdog buns
if you are making Kraft box Mac n Cheese. the best way to make it better is getting 2 Kraft Single American Cheese and throw it in there with the cheese powder and milkyou are fucking welcome.
>>21618952Nope. I'm 50 and I think it's gay that anyone was ever into some stupid girl like that and followed the thoughts she had 20 years ago. Why did you have such terrible taste in culture? Did you think she was "hot"? Give you a big boner? Very mature.
>>21619096>>21620231This man needs to be eliminated from society.
>>21614837please expound on the distinction between a technique and a hack, Anon. i'm not saying you're wrong. i'm genuinely curious.
>>21614808WTF
>>21620548This, also airplane sinks
>>21614849>if you microwave itYou'll have melted plastic and mashed potatoes.
>>21618760>tattoosNevermind.
>>21618760>vertical recordingsand dropped
>>21616624mashed potatoes and water have almost no calories you fat STUPID demented low IQ troglodyte
>>21619096>>21620231masterclass of rage baiting and engagement baitingevery shot is 100% necessary and superbly madewe live in the funniest times
Just invented this A++++ would eat again Old fries that have been sitting in the fridge for 4 days?>2 min air fryer >15 seconds in the microwave with a wet paper towel on top of them Almost as good as new
>>21614835Yes. Dade City is a cool place to live.
>>21621442>shitty mom brags about going there extra mile to feed her kids slop anyways
>>21614686There is something deeply disgusting about this creatureIts as if a wigger was made in uncanny valley
>>21620231Absolute menace
>>21621442What I'm more curious about is if public schools in more states start banning UPF's, then will there be rules against the kids themselves starting black markets for snacks?
>>21614726/thread>>21614744actual dumbass
>>21614814>KrogerIt's company policy to NOT engage someone actively shoplifting. If they want to find and chase the getaway car to get the plate number, that's another thing.
>>21621988Its a good way to get shot over 20 bucks worth of meat too, let the cops do their job, aa unlikely as that is to hapoen.
>>21620912if you are an observer of lent you can throw some tuna in there too. not as good as tuna helper but good enough
>>21620938You're 50 but you act like a newfag, newfag
>>21620231i'm like 99% sure he got banned from flying on delta for this, maybe multiple airlines
>>21614906these are hacks>>21614802
>>21621425typical jogger. also I think she could "survive" for about 2 years on that hog fat.
