meme/plebbit "foodie" opinions that let you know somebody is a cultureless idiot appearing to seem otherwise>arbys is bad because simpsons said so>chicken nuggets and hot dogs are "fake meat">sushi and ramen are "amazeballs zomg" because japan>italian pizza is great>nyc pizza is great>pineapple pizza is bad because of an early internet meme>does retard shit like eat chips with chop sticks or put avocado on everything>has a "tea obsession" but isn't british, middle eastern, or asian
>>21615065that last one is just pointless gatekeeping
I think you would be a happier person if you didn't care what is "Reddit" or not.
a fast food thread died for this
>rice is good for you>Subway is bad for you>umami >american chinese food is not better than chinese chinese food
>>21615077Umami lives rent free in this anons head.KEK!
>>21615078it is in fact a figment of imagination and it infects us all like a prion disease
>>21615082Denying basic biology is a mental illness, friend.
>>21615065I forget if it was mustard or ketchup reddit hates on hotdogs but it was always normal in my entire life for everyone to put ketchup and mustard on every hotdog until social media got popular but also this might be an old trend thing I don't remember which they thought was the bad one and also I don't care it has been years since I last heard it lol.
>>21615065shut up faggot
>>21615082Your tongue literally has specialized umami receptors for glutamic acid. MSG is to umami as sugar is to sweetness and salt is to saltiness
>>21615096You have no idea what you are talking about and are probably a bot. Fuck off.
>>21615094Based. Now threaten to finger his bhole with your penis.
>>21615097Nothing I said is controversial at all. That is literally why umami is considered its own thing
>>21615101it's called savoury you mong. you don't just randomly use the french word for one number and not all the rest do you?"oh hey i'll be down there in cinq or ten minutes""do you like your soups sweet, salty or OOOOOO UMAMI!?" }B
>>21615110It uses the japanese name in scientific literature because it was first formally described by Japanese scientists. You've moved the goalposts from "it doesn't exist" to "you should use the English word for this uncontestably real taste"
>>21615119I never said it didn't exist, I said it was a méme that exists only because of the weebotic insistence to always push it in our faces as if the english word "savoury" did not exist
mom chaptgpt is stuck in a feedback loop in my /ck/ thread again
>>21615129Do people call each other LLMs like they called each other reddit tourists in 2015? I'm out of sync with the ebin memes in this part of the time
>>21615101Yep. 100% correct. Umami describes the taste associated with glutamate. Savory is a category of foods that includes, but is not limited to umami. Imagine not knowing what an adopted word is. (He says emoji everyday)
Ok that last guy kinda does sound like chatgpt I'm sorry to say
>>21615065I didn't eat hotdogs for over a decade because my dad told me they were made from pig assholes
Look up a list of adopted words and you will see just how retarded umami deniers are. Kek>>21615141Schizo cope.
>>21615065>chicken nuggets and hot dogs are "fake meat"pastrami, spam, and taylor ham also fall into this category but nobody ever bats an eye at those>>21615092chicagoans think ketchup is for children, and ledditors delighted in the opportunity to be pretentious so they latched onto it
>>21615140I say emoticon which is a portmanteau of two words common in the english lexicon. emoji is some kind of bing bong bullshit
>>21615078Fuck off troonami apologist
>>21615154Rent free retard. You got btfo in the previous thread after having a hilarious meltdown. Ready for round 2? >>21615153Look up that list of loanwords, cunt. I bet you say beef and coffee. LOL
>>21615065I don't obsess about other people.
>>21615156I say both pig and pork because these words co-evolved into modern english, I don't say "umami" because it's a meme forced by 4chan retards on /ck/
>>21615077American chinese food is really just chinese food as it existed in the late 19th century with local vegetables substituted in. It's not "Americanized" it's just pre-Cultural Revolution.
>>21615168You have a negative obsession with Japan and deny basic biology because of it. Fact.
>>21615168>being this much of an unwashed illiterate pleb
>>21615171you’re telling me china was basically panda express back then
>>21615173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVbJ6Bl73oU
>>21615197Didn't click.
>>21615065>arbys is bad because simpsons said soArby's is fine except those burgers. Stay in your lane with your meat flaps Arby's>chicken nuggets and hot dogs are "fake meat"Nah just over processed and still tasty>sushi and ramen are "amazeballs zomg" because japanI like tonkotsu and can't go back, I like the texture and flavor of fish. Eel is good too.>italian pizza is greatNever had it to have an opinion>nyc pizza is greatThe fuck it is, the crust to bread thickness is c tier. I was raised in upstate and that's 90% of the independent pizza places. It's floppy rubbish.>pineapple pizza is bad because of an early internet memeIt's delicious and so is anchovy pizza. Both highly underrated. >does retard shit like eat chips with chop sticks or put avocado on everythingChips are fingerfood and avocado is foul. >has a "tea obsession" but isn't british, middle eastern, or asianCoffee has more flavor. Only sun tea is ok imo.
>>21615077American Chinese food lacks gutter oil which is crucial for that authentic flavoring
>>21615268sadly they are starting to import it so it's becoming more and more normalized>>21615211come on anon, don't be afraid
>>21615092Pretty sure that's a regional thing, ketchup & mustard is still the standard for most of the US.
>>21615171>with local vegetables substituted inThose substitutions are literally what make it Americanized
Someone's triggered umami-bot again. Thanks a fucking lot, I was looking forward to talking how pathetic redditors are in different ways, now we're stuck with some robotic weeb desperado
>>21615658You're a fucking idiot. If your IQ was over 75 I'd be surprised
>>21615065>>sushi and ramen are "amazeballs zomg"Ramen is trash aside from the packaged American brand that makes Korean style Ramyun. Sushi is trash aside from the American rolls that include cream cheese. Americans take every third world country's food and just makes it better.>>does retard shit like eat chips with chop sticksThis one is retarded. Imagine wanting red 40 and sneed oil inside your body but thinking it's too gross to get on your hands. If you're going to eat at the trough, you might as well eat like a pig.
>>21615078Go back
>>21615077>american chinese food is not better than chinese chinese foodIt is not. Go to Sichuan and come back.
>>21615658Explain italian food using tomatoes, which are not from Italy and are in fact from the Americas, anon
>>21615110Savory literally is a French word you fucking faggotHoly shit you're a moron
>>21615903Tomatoes are Nightshades and are toxics. In the America’s they were only ever kept as ornamental plants. It wasn’t until the 18th Century when Italians learned to cross breed them to make them edible. Thus edible tomatoes are indeed authentically Italian and part of their cuisine. You could have googled this, cooklet.
>>21615904Savoury is a French word. Savory is an American word. Try harder, retard.
>>21615909>Savory>FrenchI see the vowel shift has alluded you.
>>21615909There's no such thing as an American word
>>21615151Chicagoans are some of the most pretentious faggots on the planet. Eternally butthurt that the words "I'm from Chicago" don't carry the same clout as "I'm from New York" or "I'm from Los Angeles", they cry about "flyover country" while trying to forget that their third rate city is located in the state of Illinois.
>>21615151>chicagoans think ketchup is for children, and ledditors delighted in the opportunity to be pretentious so they latched onto itit's not just chicago, though. The original hamburger in the US (new haven ct) has a big sign banning ketchup too. In their defense, the burger has a ripe tomato on it.
>>21615906That's simply untrue.
>>21615906Tomatoes were grown by the aztec and the misconception of them being poisonous was because of the predominance of lead-pewter dishware. They share the same family as bell peppers and eggplant. Tomatoes have never been poisonous. Go to bed RFK.
>>21615171Massive cope Mr pongLike lol.
>>21615218Italian pizza is worse than NYC pizza, just fyi.
>>21615730The texture of the Korean Shin Ramyun feels spongy to me. And I think instant ramen is much better when it comes with a packet of aroma oil ("tare" in Japanese)
>>21616215Italian pizza reminds me of when I worked at a job in CO. Had a guy who would order into the office but he was lactose. He'd order pies w/o cheese and it was like the saddest shit. They looked like a red sauce/sausage vomit on flatbread. It wasn't like an upset stomach he would get hives and shit. Cool dude and a real bro though. I see those Sicilian pies with the mozz and basil just arranged haphazardly and think, damn that looks like rubbish.
>>21615065>Arby's (at least here, until very recently) was overpriced sandwiches with curly fries. I always had a better, often cheaper option available.>Chicken nuggets and hot dogs are the scraps sucked off the bones - nothing wrong with that unless it sits for long enough that it has to be cleaned - the more you mash meat, the better the chances any formerly surface bacteria have of colonizing the inside. Nothing overly wrong with that if the sanitizer doesn't survive the processing and cooking.>Sushi and ramen are alright. Barbecued eel, lightly dressed mackerel, and ramen with all the shit are worth the price of admission.>Some Italian pizza is great. Neapolitan pizza, when done well, is a tasty treat.>Some New York pizza is great. Some is overblown garbage. A foldie with good sauce can be a tasty treat.>Pineapple pizza isn't for everyone, but it is for me, especially if the place has fresh pineapple and good anchovies, some roasted hot peppers and decent olives won't hurt none either. Deadpool wasn't wrong about that combo.>Overly seasoned fries deserve a fork. If I don't have a fork, but do have sticks, they'll do in a pinch. Avocado is good on some things, but it's kind of bland on its own.>Tea is good. Good tea is better. Proper mate is a bit shit to deal with, but a bit in a teaball is pretty alright.>I come from a mash of many cultures, and live in several more. The veneer of idiocy helps me to blend in - it is truly the only way to navigate a large city these days.
>>21616043Overdoing it with unripe tomatoes will absolutely make you shit your bones. The leaves, flowers, stems, and unripe fruit all contain solanine - not enought to be seriously worrisome, but eating a whole plant might put you on a saline-glucose drip. Same shit goes for potatoes, eggplant (which also contains nicotine), and to a lesser extent peppers (which often contain capsaicin).Solanaceae developed protections against pests that wouldn't harm things spreading their seeds as long as those spreaders weren't wiping out the plant population. As with most plants, they don't much care that you're not a bird, and the fact that you're bigger than their usual pests isn't always going to keep you safe.
>>21616236>Sicilian pies>with the mozzUtterly American post. Cease posting and reevaluate.
>>21615065>but isn't british, middle eastern, or asianKLUNTJE PRIVILEGES REVOKED
>>21615065>has a "tea obsession" but isn't british, middle eastern, or asianfuck you history revisionistkys, todaymy ancestors drank chamomile, peppermint, fennel or sage "tea" (fuck that name, the correct name is "tranc") >2000y agoright where I live todayand still drink themI WILL obsess over it as much as I desire
>>21616279How very Ham Sandwich of you.
>>21616275>I've tied my identity into feeling superior to people on a cooking board >that's not an argumentIt's not meant to be, I just feel bad that you care that much. It makes you come off like a self important prick who would rather correct someone than interact with them meaningfully. Sounds lonely.
>>21615065Is it at least garlicky and oniony enough?
>>21616330
>>21616306Sicilian pizza doesn't use mozzarella, that's Neapolitan, it uses caciocavallo, or if unavailable, some type of strong tasting cheese, the opposite of mozzarella. You don't know what you're talking about.
>>21616275Sicilian Pizza is Italian-American food.Sfincione is not the same. The dough used is different as are the toppings and the end result.
>>21616362I like that you proved my point. I explicitly said I wasn't arguing; that your need to correct me was super important for your ego. I will say your reply was pretty nice in comparison to the first one. You can correct w/o being a prick. I don't claim to know everything. You're a smart dude, just up your social game. Don't let 4chan poison your brain anon. I love you dude.
If you see a tranny in here speaking japanese and calling for his OOOH MAMMI, just know he's been doing this almost every day since 2021 with the same verbiage and diction every time.
>>21616442seethe
>>21615065>being this obsessed with RedditI don't think that's healthy, anon
>>21615065pineapple pizza fucking sucks
>>21616799>caring about healthGo back and keep your søylent fucking rabbit food off of a man's stomping grounds
>>21615136/pol/'s IQ is so low (i think they're mostly twitter users now) that they genuinely think anything posts above a JR high level of writing are by LLMs. big words bad.
>>21616442>I got btfo by the umamichads for years now and I seethe about it constantly.
>sushi and ramen are "amazeballs zomg" because japanPeople like sushi and ramen because they think it tastes good you gaylord, there wouldnt be japanese retaurants in nearly every reasonably sized city in north america if people were "pretending to like it".
>>21616812Reddit
>>21615803>just go to china to try authentic cream of sum yung gaiAmerican chinese food is better simply by virtue of being American.
>>21615065if everything you think is just check reddit's opinion and think opposite then you are the same as reddit. that being said, arbys is fantastic and I never pretended it wasn't.
>>21615065Ramen is so fucking good you're crazy, who doesn't like soup?
>>21617518NTA but thai soups are far superior.
>>21617488Imagine posting this on a cooking board without feeling shame.Americans are a fucking plague.
>>21615092Try using punctuation in your posts.
>>21617441You can't argue against someone's baseless strawman, or else they'd be wrong. Don't you know how this works?
>>21618001I'm literally one of the only ones that ever posts cooking content, fuckface.
>>21618033gonna go out of my way to use less now lol
>>21617488But that doesn't really make sense because literally nothing in America is good. Especially not the 'food' which is a strong word for the processed slop you consume over there
>>21615065I eat cheese puffs with chopsticks because I don't like getting the dust on my fingers
>>21615065Arby's is considered a hometown chain here>t. grew up in Boardman, Ohio
>>21618001Well thats the most active users here. You're free to make your own board if you don't like it.
>>21618304>you consume over there>over thereOutander dogs' opinions are worthless and irrelevant.
>>21615143Ahahahahahahahha
>>21618565Less than 5% of the global population is from the fatnited states of shartmerica. And of those 5%, like 60% is fat and retarded.
>>21615065Arbbys fucking sucks and only old people eat there. its the only place ive been to where shit on the menu hurts my stomic and I have an iron stomic sushi and roman can be good and resturants for them are more consistent at being good htem most other oneshow do you define what italian and newyork pizza is?the pizza thats made there? yah its not a secrete a lot of them suck because it just pizzerias making cheap foodas in terms of style, best shitpineapple isnt bad but most places get juice all over and that shits nastytea is fucking good, and what else are you supposed to drink a lot of? diabetes water? have a stroke from a fuck ton of coffee?but I can not take you serious when you try and say arbys doesnt suck. its marginally better then a basic ass sandwich you bring from home, just because its hot, any other shit fast slop chain is better
>>21615065>>does retard shit like eat chips with chop sticks or put avocado on everything>>has a "tea obsession" but isn't british, middle eastern, or asiando you know what an opinion is
>>21619087Kill yourself, obsessed faggot
>>21620393Been living in this fairytale for far too long for what we've become
>>21615065A lotta words to tell people you're fucking retarded :/
>>21616272>green parts are (mildly) poisonous, so gross are bad, too!Idiot
>>21621285>fruits Fucking autocorrect. I hate phoneposting.
>>21621285The unripe fruits are also mildly poisonous, and even the ripe fruits (or tubers) are somewhat poisonous. Referring back to the post in question: acid leached lead pewter was what was giving the eyetalians lead poisoning, but mangianing a whole crop of pomodoro - especially old world peasants newly exposed to such things - would absolutely cause extreme diarrhea and vomiting in a time and place where such dehydrating ejection of food could be fatal. All of this is to say (I'm going to highlight it because this is the important part)>Nightshades are actually poisonous, >but the poison's in the dose.Unless you're going into American politics, you gotta read the whole thing, my fuzzy little manpeach, not just four words.
I don't think it's fair to use Arby's single best product(their reuben) and claim that their food is actually excellent. The Reuben is, not had much else that was.
>>21619087I reiterate: >>21618565
